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"..." S - E - X " ...!!! ". [Apr. 24th, 2008|05:34 pm]
"... " I T " ... ? " H A S " ... ? B E E N ... ?


... A " B I T " ... ? O F A ... " D R Y - S P E L L " ...!!!


... " L A T E - L Y " ... !!!


... " N O T " ... !!! A " C O M P L E T E " ...?


... " C E L I B A C Y " - P E R I O D ... !!! I N ... ? " M Y " ... ?


..." S E X - L I F E " ... !!!


... " N O T " ... ? L I K E ... ?


... " L A S T - Y E A R " ... !!! A T ... ? " T H I S " T I M E ... !!!


... W H E N ... ? I " H A D N ' T " ... ? G O T T E N ... ?


..." L A I D " ... !!!???


... S I N C E ... ? " C H R I S T M A S - E V E " ... " 2 0 0 6 " ...!!!


... " J A N E T " ... ? " M Y " ... ? " S E C O N D " ... ?


... " E X - W I F E " ... ? ( " C O M M O N - L A W " ) ...


... " H A S N ' T " ... ? G I V E N ... ? " M E " ... ?


... T H E " T I M E - O F - D A Y " ... ?


... S I N C E ... ? " L A S T " ... ? " D E C E M B E R " ... ?


... W H E N ... ? " S H E " ... ? G O T ... ? B A C K - W I T H ... ?


... " H E R " ... ? " O L D " ... ? " F I A N C E ' " ... !!!???


... T H E " E X - P A T R I O T " A M E R I C A N ... ?


... " A . K . A . " : " P E T E R - P A N " ... !!!


" ... I ' L L ... ? " N E V E R " ... !!! " G R O W - U P " ... !!!


... " N E V E R " ... " G R O W - U P " ... !!!


... " G R O W - U P " ... !!!


... " N O T " ... ? " M E " ... !!! " .


... F O R ... ? " S O M E " ... ? " I N - E X P L I C - A B L E " ... ?


... " R E A S O N " ... ?


... " M Y " ... ? " F I A N C E ' " ... ?


... " C R A A A A A Z Y - A M E L I A " , T H E " R E - T A R D " ... !!!


... " R A N " ... ? O U T T A ... ? " M Y " ... ?


... " C O - O P " A P A R T M E N T ... ?


... " S C R E E E E E E E E E A A A A A M I N G " ... !!!


... L A S T ... ? M A R C H , 3 R D ... ?


... A F T E R ... ? S P E N D I N G ... T H E " N I G H T " ... ?


... W I T H ... ? " M E " ... !!!


..." N E V E R " ... ? T O - B E ... " H E A R D " , F R O M ... ?


... " A G A I N " ... !!!


( ... " A N D " ... ? " S H E " ... ? H A S " B L O C K E D " ... !!!???


... " A L L " ... !!! M Y ... " C A L L S " ... !!!


...O N ... ? " H E R " ... ? " C E L L - P H O N E " ... !!! ).


... " S W E E T " ... ? " S W E E T " ... ?


... " A N G E L A " ... !!!????


... T H E " E X " ... ? " P L A Y - B O Y " ... " C E N T E R - F O L D " ...


... " P O R N - S T A R " ...


... A N D ...? " E S C O R T - S E R V I C E " G I R L ( " H O O K E R " !!!),


... W I T H ... ? " H E R " ... ? " F A K E - T I T S " ... !!!???


... " T A T T O O S " ... !!!???


... A N D ... ? " P I E R C E D " ..." C L I T O R A L - H O O D " ...???!!!


... H A S ... ?


... D R O P P E D - O F F ... ?


... T H E " F A C E " ... ? O F ... ? T H E " P L A N E T " ... !!!


... A N D ... ? " M A U X " ... ??? !!!


... J U S T ... ? P L A I N ... ? " H - A - T - E - S " ...!!!


... " M E " ... !!!


... " S H E "... ? " F U C K I N ' " ...? " H - A - T - E - S " ... !!!


... " M E " ... !!!


... " T H O S E " ... ? W E R E ... ? " M Y " ... ? " F O U R " ... ?


... " M O S T " ... R E C E N T ... " S E X - P A R T N E R S " ... !!!


( ... A S ... ? C A L C U L A T E D ... ? O V E R ... T H E ... ?


... " L A S T " ... ? " C A L E N D A R - Y E A R " ... !!! ).


... " D O C T O R - T E M I - R O S E " ... ?


... I " M E T - U P " ... ? W I T H ... ? " H E R ?" ... ?


... O N ... ? A " S A T U R D A Y " ... A F T E R - N O O N ... ?


... I N ... ? " R I V E R - S I D E " P A R K ... ?


... I N ... ? T H E " S H A D O W " ... ? O F ... T H E ... ?


... " A C T O R ' S - E Q U I T Y - R E S I D E N C E "... ?


... B E F O R E ... ? I H A D ... ? T O ... ? G E T T O ... ?


...T H E " M A N H A T T A N - V E T E R A N S ' A D M I N I S T R A T I O N "


( " T E M I " ) :


"... I ' L L ... ? O N L Y ... ? " F U C K " ...!!! " Y O U " ... ?


... O U T - S I D E ... !!! O F ... ? " N E W - Y O R K - C I T Y " ...!!!".


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... " W - H - A - T " ...??? !!! " .


( " T E M I " ) :


"... " N - O - W " ... ?


... " N E W - Y O R K "... ? B E L O N G S ... ? T O ... T H E " T W O "...?


... O F ... " U S " ... !!!


... " N E W - Y O R K " ...? B E L O N G S ... ? T O ... " B O T H " ...?


... O F ... " U S " ... !!!


... " I F "... ? I " W U Z " ... ? T O ...? " F U C K " ...!!! " Y O U " ...?


... I N ... ? " N E W - Y O R K " ... ?


... " Y - O - U " ... !!! W O U L D ...? " O W N " ... !!!


... " N E W - Y O R K " ... !!!


... " I - W O U L D N ' T " ... ? " O W N " ... !!! " I T " ... ?


... " A N Y - M O R E " ... !!!


... " I - W O U L D " ... ? " L - O - S - E " ... !!! " I T " ... !!!


... T H E " P O W E R " ... ? O F ... ? " Y O U R " ... ?


... " S E X U A L I T Y " ... ? I S ... ? J U S T ... ? T O O O O ... ?


... " S T R O N G "... !!!


... T O O O O ... ? " O V E R - P O W E R I N G " ... !!!


... " I - R E F U S E " ... !!! T O ... ? " L O S E " ... ?


... " N E W - Y O R K " ... !!!


... S O O O O O ... ? " I - W I L L " ... ? " N E V E R " ... !!!


... " F U C K " ... !!! " Y O U " ... !!!


... I N ... ? " N E W - Y O R K " ... !!!


... B U T T ... ? " I F " ... ? " Y O U " ... ? " C O U L D " ...?


... " A R R A N G E - I T " ... ?


... A " H O T E L - R O O M " ... ?


... " O U T - O F - T O W N " ... ?


... " I - W O U L D " ... ? " F U C K " ... !!! " Y O U " ... !!!


... " T H E R E " ... !!!".


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... H O W ... ? A B O U T ... ?


... " B E A R - M O U N T A I N " ... ? "


( " T E M I " ) :


" ... W H A T ' S ... ? " T H A T " ...???!!!".


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... " T O U R I S T - T R A P " ... !!!


...I N ... ? T H E " C A T S K I L L S " ...!!!


... " U P - S T A T E " ... " N E W - Y O R K " ...


... A B O U T ... ? A N " H O U R - A N D - A - H A L F " D R I V E ...?


... B Y ... ? " S H O R T - L I N E " B U S ...


... T O ... ? " R O C K L A N D " C O U N T Y ...


... H A V E R S T A W , N E W - Y O R K ... !!!".


( " T E M I " ) :




" ... W H A T ' S ... ? " I T " ... ? L I K E ... ? " .


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... L A K E ... ? R O W - B O A T S ... F I S H I N G ...


... B A R - B - Q U E S ... C A R O U S E L ... P O O L ...


... " B E A R - M O U N T A I N - I N N " ... ?


... " M O D E R A T E L Y - P R I C E D " ... " F O O D & L O D G I N G " ?".


( " T E M I " ) :


" ... E V E R ... ? " B E E N " ... ? " T H E R E " ... ? " .


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... W E N T ... ? T H E R E ... ?


... O N ... ? A " S E C O N D - H O N E Y - M O O N " ... ?


... W I T H ... ? " V A L E R I E " ... ? T H E " F I R S T " ... ?


... " E X- W I F E " ... !!!


... " T W E N T Y - Y E A R S ", A G O ... ?


... B A C K ... ? I N ... ? T H E ... ? " E I G H T I E S " ... ? " .


( " T E M I " ) :


" ... T H E N ... ? " W E " ... ?


..." C A N ' T " ... ? G O ... " T H E R E " ... !!!".


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... " W N Y " ... ? " N O T " ...? " .


( " T E M I " ) :


" ... T O O ... ? M A N Y ... ? " M E M O R I E S " ... ?


... F O R ... ? " Y O U " ... !!!


... " I T ' S " ... " G O T " ... T O ... ? B E ... ?


... A " C L E A N - S L A T E " ... ?


... F O R ... ? T H E " T W O " ... !!! O F ... ? " U S " ... !!! " .


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... H O W ... ? A B O U T ... ? " M O N T A U K " ... ? " .
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" B A C K - I N - B L A C K " [Oct. 24th, 2007|08:41 pm]
" ... T H E" F I N A L E '"...OF" R E V E R E N D - J E N 'S "...


..." L O N G - R U N N I N G "..." O P E N - M I K E "...


...T H E" A N T I " - S L A M "...!!!


...I M A D E...?" E V E R Y "...E X C U S E...P O S S I B L E...?


...IN" M Y "...?" M I N D "...!!!TO" M I S S "...?" I T "!!!


..." R E V - J E N "...? H A D ... A S K E D ... ? A L L ... ?


... " T H E - A R T - S T A R S " ... ? T O " P R E P A R E " ... ?


... " S E T S " ... ? C O N C E R N I N G ... ? T H E " A N T I - S L A M " ,


... " O V E R - T H E - Y E A R S "...


... I " D O N ' T " ... !!! D O " W E L L " ... ? W I T H " T O P I C S " ...


... I " D O N ' T " ... ? " D O " ... ? T H E " M O T H " ... !!!


... B U T ... ? A " L A S T - M I N U T E " ... B I T , O F ... ?


... L I T E R A R Y ... " I N S P I R A T I O N " ... ?


... A " S T O R Y " ... A B O U T ... ? " M A S T E R - C O C K - B L O C K "


... A . K . A . ... " M A S T E R - L E E " ...? ( " W I L L - L E E " )...


... T H E " K U N G - F U " C O M I C...? A N D " M Y "...?" F I R S T " ...?


... " S E X U A L - E N C O U N T E R " ... W I T H " M Y " ... ?


..." E R S T - W H I L E "...?" T E E N - A G E - N E C R O P H I L I A C ",


... " G I R L - F R I E N D "... ? " R O B I N " ... !!!


... " I N I T I A T I N G " ... T H E " B A T H - R O O M " ... O F , T H E ,


... " N E W " ... ? " C O L L E C T I V E - U N - C O N S C I O U S " ... ?


... O N " W H I T E - S T R E E T " ... ? I N " T R I - B E - C A "... !!!


... D U R I N G ... ? T H E " A N T I - S L A M " ... ? B A C K , I N ... ?


... S E P T E M B E R , 2 0 0 4 ... !!!


... I " E V E N "... ? D I D ... ? T H E " U N - F O R G I V E - A B L E " !!


... " B U T T O N - H O L I N G " ... ? " R E V - J E N " ... ? A T , T H E ,


... " B A R " ... ? O F " M O - P I T K I N ' S " ... ? A S " S H E " ... ?


... S A T ... ? " B O O Z I N G " - I T - U P ... !!! P R I O R ... ? T O ...


... " T H E - S H O W " ... ? A N D ... ? A C T U A L L Y ... ?


... A S K E D ... " H E R " ... ? T O " S L O T " ... ? " M E " ... !!!


... " F I R S T " ... !!!


... " S H E " ... ? A C T U A L L Y ... ? " A G R E E D " ... !!! ???


( " R E V - J E N " ) :


" ... " O N L Y " ... ? I F " Y O U " ... ? G E T " T O P - L E S S " ...!!!


... " B I G - M I K E " ... !!! " .


... " M A U X " ... ? " S H O W E D " ... ? E A R L Y ... ?


... W E A R I N G ... ? A " F A U X " - D I A M O N D ... ?


... " B I N D I " ... !!! E M - B E D D E D ... I N H E R F O R E - H E A D ,


... L I K E A " H I N D U " ... ? " R A N I " ... !!!


... W H I C H ... ? " S H E " ... !!! I S ... !!!


... " S H E " ... ? C A M E ... ? E Q U I P P E D ... ? W I T H ... ?


... Y A R D S ... A N D ... Y A R D S ... ? O F " B U B B L E - W R A P " !!!


... P U R C H A S E D ... ? I N " L O N G " S H E E T S ... F R O M ... ?


... " S T A P L E S "... !!!


... I N , O R D E R , T O ... ? P E R F O R M ... ? " H E R " ... ?


... " P U S H - " M Y " - B U T T O N S " ... " P I E C E " ...


... " M A U X " ... ? W A S ... ? " N O T " ... !!! S O " L U C K Y " ... ?


... I N G E T T I N G ... " S L O T T E D "... ? B Y " R E V - J E N " ...!!!


... P I C K I N G ... ? N U M B E R # 2 3 ...!!! I N T H E " L O T T E R Y ",


( " M A U X " ) :


" ... " E V E R Y - B O D Y " ... !!! " H A T E S " ... !!! " M E " ... !!!


... " E V E R Y - B O D Y " ... !!! I S ... " M E A N "... T O " M E " !!!


... " R E V E R E N D - J E N " ... T R E A T S " M E " ..." M E A N " !!!


... " E V E R Y - B O D Y " ... !!! D O W N " H E R E " ... !!! I S ... ?


... " J E A L O U S " ... !!! O F ... " M E " ... !!!


... " W H O "... ? C A M E - U P ... ? W I T H T H E " I D E A " ... ?


... O F " M O ' S - A S S "... !!! " M E "... !!!


... " T H E N "... ? " R E V - J E N "... " C O P I E S " ... " M E " ... ?


... W I T H " A . S . S . " ... M A G A Z I N E ... !!!


... " W H O " ... ? W A S ... ? T H E " F I R S T " ... !!! " M O " ... ?


... " D O W N - T O W N " ... ? " M E " ... !!!


... " T H E N " ... ? " P H I L - H A R T M A N " ... ? N A M E S ... ?


... " H I S " N E W - P L A C E ... ? " M O ' S " ...!!!


... " I ' M " ... ? " G L A D " ... ? I T ' S ... C L O S I N G ... ?


... " D O W N " ... !!!".


... I F O L L O W E D ... " H E R " ... ? D O W N - S T A I R S ... ?


... T O T H E " U N I - S E X " B A T H - R O O M S ...


... " S H E " ... ? C H A N G E D ... ?


... I N T O " P E A C H - C O L O R E D " ... M A T C H I N G ...


..." E N S E M B L E "...? O F " C H A M I S E "... A N D " P A N T I E S " ,


( " M A U X " ) :


" ... " I F " ... ? " Y O U " ... ? W A N T , A " P O L A R O I D " ... ?


... " Y O U " ... ? B E T T E R ... ? B E ... ? " Q U I C K " ... !!! ".


... A S " S H E " ... ? " S T R I P P E D " ... " T O P - L E S S " ...


... I N , F R O N T ... ? O F " M E " ... !!!


... I Q U I C K L Y ... S N A P P E D " P H O T O S " ... ?


... O F " H E R " ... " P E R T " ... " N A - K E D " ... " A - C U P " ...


... " B R E A S T S " ... W I T H " T H E I R " ... ? P E R P E T U A L L Y ,


... " E R E C T " ... !!!


... " P I N K " , " N U M B E R - 2 - P E N C I L " - E R A S E R ... !!!


... " N I P P L E S " ... !!!


... A S ... ? " S H E " ... ? P R E - P A R E D ... ? " H E R " ... ?


... " C O S T U M E " ...? O F " B U B B L E - W R A P " ... " S K I R T "...


... A N D ... ? " B U B B L E - W R A P " ... " C A P E " ... !!!


... " V E R Y "...? " J A C K I E - O " ...? " C A M E L O T "-D E S I G N !!!


... W H E N ... ? " S H E " ... ? W A S " F I N I S H E D " ... W I T H ...


... " H E R " ... " C O S T U M E " ... ?


... " W E "... ? W E N T ... B A C K , U P - S T A I R S ... T O , J O I N ...


... T H E " F I N A L E ' " S H O W ... !!!


... I W A S " U P "... ? " F I R S T " ... !!! I " W H I P P E D - O F F "...


... " M Y "... B L A C K " T - S H I R T " ... E X P O S I N G ... M Y ...


... " P I N K " ... " M A N - B R E A S T S " ... !!!


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..." M A U R I C E - N A R C I S S U S "...T H E " P R O F E S S I O N A L "


... " P H O T O G R A P H E R " ... ? S A T , A T A ... ?


... R E D , " L E A T H E R " - P A D D E D " B A N Q U E T ...


... W I T H ... ? A " N U M B E R " ... ? O F " H I S " F R I E N D S ...


... I S H O W E D ... ? " H I M " ... ? " M Y " ... ? L A T E S T ...


... A L B U M ... O F " A D U L T " ... " P O L A R O I D S " ...


... T O " A S C E R T A I N " ... ? " H I S " ... ? " O P I N I O N " ... ?


... A S A ... ? " P R O F E S S I O N A L - P H O T O G R A P H E R " ...


... T H E R E ... ? W A S ... ? A " M I D D L E - A G E D " C O U P L E ... ?


... A T ... ? T H E T A B L E , W I T H ... " M A U R I C E " ... ?


... " T H E Y " ... ? W E R E ... ? " I N T R I G U E D " ... !!! W I T H ...?


... " M Y " ... ? " W O R K " ... !!!


( " T I T S " ) :


" ... I ' M ... ? A " P R O F E S S I O N A L - P H O T O G R A P H E R " ...


... " T O O " ... !!! " .


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... " W O U L D " ... ? " Y O U " ... ? L I K E ... ? T O " P O S E " ...?


...F O R , A " V E R Y " ... ? " C A N D I D "... ? " P O L A R O I D "... ?".


( " M A U R I C E " ) :


" ... " W E " ... ? " A - L - L " ... ? C A L L ... " H E R " ... ?


... " T - I - T - S " ... !!! B E - C A U S E ... ? " S H E " ... ?


..." H A S "...? " S U C H "...!!! A " B - I - G " S E T O ' " T I T S " !!!


... A N D ... ? " S H E ' S " ... ? A L L - W A Y S ... !!! S O O O O O ... ?


... W I L L I N G ... ? T O " S H O W - T H E M - O F F " ... !!!


... A N D... ? H A V E ...? " T H E M "...? " P H O T O - G R A P H E D "!!!".


... " T I T S " ' S ... ? " H U S B A N D " ... !!! W A S ... S I T T I N G ,


... A T ... T H E " T A B L E " ... !!!


( " H U S B A N D " ) :


" ..." G O - O N " ... !!! " B A B Y " ... !!! " S H O W " ... " H I M " ...


... Y O U R ... " T - I - T S " ... !!! " .


( " T I T S " ) :


" ... " N O W " ... ? " H E R E " ... ??? ".


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... " S H O R E " ... !!! " T H I S "... ? I S ... ? " N E W -Y O R K " !!!


... " N O B O D Y " ... !!! " G I V E S - A - S H I T " ... !!!


... " T H A T ' S " ... !!! " M Y " ... ? " S P E C I A L I T Y ... !!!


..." G U E R I L L A - S T Y L E "..." P O R N - P H O T O G R A P H Y "...!!!


... " O N E " ... !!! " T W O " ... !!! " T H R E E " ... !!!


... " G E T - N A K E D " ... !!! " S H O W - M E -Y E R - T I T S " !!!


... " F L A S H - T H E - G A S H " ... !!! A N D I " S N A P " ...


... T H E " P H O T O " ... !!! " .


( " T I T S " ) :


" ... U H ... O H ... ? I " D O N ' T " K N O W ... " .


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... " Y O U " ... ? C A N ... ? J U S T ... AS , E A S I L Y ... ?


... " T A L K " ... Y O U R - S E L F " ... " O U T " ... O F ... ?


... " S O M E - T H I N G "... ? A S ... ? " Y O U " ... C A N ... ?


... " T A L K " ... Y O U R - S E L F ... " I N T O " ... ?


... D O I N G ... " S O M E - T H I N G " ... !!!


... T H E " M O R E " ... ? " Y O U " ... " T H I N K " ... A B O U T ...


... " I T " ... ? T H E " M O R E " ... ? L I K E - L Y ... " Y O U " ... ?


... A R E ... ? O F " T A L K I N G " .... Y O U R - S E L F ... ?


... " O U T " ... O F ... " I T " ... !!! " .


( " H U S B A N D " ) :


" ... C . M O N , " B A B E " ... !!! G O - A - H E A D ... !!! ".


( " T I T S " ) :


" ... O H , O - K A Y ... !!! L E T ' S ... ? " D O " ... " I T " ... !!! ".


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... D O ... ? " Y O U "... ? W A N N A ... ? " D O " ... ? " I T " ... ?


... R I G H T , " H E R E " ... ??? !!! " .


( " T I T S " ) :


" ... U H ... ? " N O " ... !!! I ' M ... ? S T I L L ... A " L I T T L E "?


... " S E L F - C O N S C I O U S " ... !!! L E T ' S ... ?


... G O , I N T O , T H E " L A D I E S ' - R O O M " ... !!! "


( " B I G - M I K E ") :


" ... " G - R - E - E - E - A - A - A - T " ... !!! I " A L L - W A Y S " ?


... " D O " ... ? " M Y " ... ? " B E S T " W O R K ... ?


... I N T H E " L A D I E S ' R O O M " ... !!! " .


... " M E " ... ? " T I T S " ... ? A N D " H E R " ... ? " H U S B A N D " ,


... C R O W D E D ... I N S I D E ... T H E " F R O S T E D - G L A S S " ...


... D O O R ... F I R S T - F L O O R ... " U N I - S E X " B A T H R O O M ,


... O F " M O - P I T K I N ' S " ... K I C K I N G - A S I D E ... ?


... V A R I O U S ... M U S I C A L - I N S T R U M E N T S ...?


... M U S I C - S T A N D S ... A N D " D R U M - K I T S " ...


... O F , T H E ...? " H O U S E - B A N D " ... B L O C K I N G ... ?


... A C C E S S ... T O , T H E " T O I L E T " ...!!!


... T H E " T H R E E "... O F "U S "... C R O W D E D ... I N S I D E ... !!!
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... " W O R E - O N " ... !!!


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... " N U D E " ... " P O L A R O I D S " ... ?


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... " L O S E R " ... " A R T - S T A R S " ... !!!


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... M A Y - B E ... ? E V E N ... ? " M I S S I N G " ... " M A U X "... !!!


... O N , T H E " S I G N- U P " L I S T ... " D R U N K " ... !!!

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... A N D ... ? B E G A N ... ? " B U R S T I N G " ... " B U B B L E S " ...


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... " S H E " ... ? B E G A N ... ? T O " P I C K - O U T " P E O P L E ... ?


... I N T H E " A U D I E N C E " ... !!! ???


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... " B A R " ... !!! " .


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... " T W E N T Y - F I V E - Y E A R - O L D " ... !!!


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... " N A T A L I E " ... ? F O R A " P O L A R O I D " S E S S IO N ... !!!


( " B I G - M I K E " :


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( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... I " D O N ' T " ... ? " K N O W " ... ? I F ... ? " N I C H O L E " ,


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... " B I G - O L E " ... " B U T C H " ... " B U L L - D Y K E " ...


... " L E S B O " ... " B A R - M A I D " ... ?


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( " N A T A L I E " ) :


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... " M I N D " ... ? I F ... ? " B I G - M I K E " ... ? T O O K ... ?


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( " N I C H O L E " ) :


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... " B I G - M I K E " ... ? T A K E S , " H O M E " ... ? T O ... ?


... " M A S T U R B A T E " , W I T H ... ??? !!!".


( " N A T A L I E " ) :


" ... " S H O R E " ... !!! " .


( " N I C H O L E " ) :


" ... W E L L ... ? " I F " ... ? " Y O U S E " ... ? G O T " N O " ... ?


... " P R O B L E M " ... ? W I T H , " T H A T " ... ?


... " T H E N " ... ? I " G O T S " ... ? " N O ... P R O B L E M ...!!!


... W I T H ... ? " T H A T " , N E I T H E R ... !!! " .


... " M A U X " ... A N D ... " N A T A L I E " ... A S S E M B L E D ... ?


... T H E M - S E L V E S ...O N , T H E " L E A T H E R - C O V E R E D "...?


..." B A R - S T O O L S "...? A T , T H E , E N D...O F T H E " S A L O N " ,


... A N D ... ? B E G A N ... ? T O ... ? " S T R I P " ... !!!


... " N A T A L I E "... ? P U L L E D - D O W N ... T H E " T O P " ... O F ?


... " H E R " ... ? " S T R A P - L E S S "... " P R O M - D R E S S " ... !!!


... R E V E A L I N G ... ? " H E R " ...? " B L A C K " , " B A N D E A U " ,


... " B R A " ... U N D E R - N E A T H ... !!!


... I " S N A P P E D " ... ? A " Q U I C K " ... " P O L A R O I D " ... !!!


( " N A T A L I E " ) :


" ... " N O " ... !!! N O T , Y E T ... !!! " I ' M "... !!! " N O T " ...!!!


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... " N A T A L I E " ... ? " W H I P P E D - O F F " ... " H E R " ... ?


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... " U N D E R - G A R M E N T " ... !!! A N D ... ? " L A S H E D " ... !!!


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... " B R E A T H - T A K I N G " ... F R O N T - R O W ... V I E W ... !!!


... O F H E R " E X Q U I S I T E " P A I R ... O F " B O D A C E O U S " ...


... " M I L K - W H I T E " ... " B R E A S T S " ... !!! A N D ... ?


... " T H E I R " ... " B A B Y - P I N K " ... A E R E O L A E ... A N D ...


... " P E R T - E R E C T " ... " N - I - P - P - L- E - S " ... !!!


... " M A U X " ... P U L L E D ... H E R ... " P I N K " ...


... " C H E M I S E " ... U P , O V E R " H E R " H E A D ... !!!


... " E X P O S I N G " ... ? " H E R " ... ? " A A " - C U P ...


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... A N D , " N O W " ... ? F O R A " L I T T L E " , " H O T T T " ... ?


... " G I R L - O N - G I R L " ... " L E S B O " ..." A C T I O N " ...!!!


... T H E " G I R L S " ...? G O T ... ? " Q U I T E - B O L D " ... !!!


... " L I C K I N G " ... E A C H - O T H E R ' S ... " N I P P L E S " ...


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... " T U M E S C E N C E " ... !!!


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... J O I N E D - T H E M ... F O R ... ? A " P H O T O - G R A P H I C " ...


... " M E N A G E - A - T R O I S " ... !!!


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( ... " W H Y "... ? " C A N ' T " ... !!! " S H E "... ? " L I C K " ... !!!


... " B I G - M I K E ' S "...!!! " S E M I - H A R D " ... " C O C K " !!!).


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( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... W I L L ... ? " Y O U " ... ? " M A K E - O U T " ... ? W I T H ...?


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( " N A T A L I E " ) :


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... " W E " ... ? S T E P ... ? I N S I D E ... T H E " C L U B ' S " ... ?


... V E S T I B U L E ... A T T H E B O T T O M ...O F T H E S T A I R S ...


... L E A D I N G ... T O T H E " S E C O N D - F L O O R " T H E A T R E ...


... I P U T ... ? " M Y " A R M S ... A R O U N D ... " H E R " ...


( " N A T A L I E " ) :


" ... " N O " ... !!! " K I S S I N G " ... !!! ".


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... " W H Y " ... ? " N O T " ... ??? !!! " .


( " N A T A L I E " ) :


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... " T H A T ' S " ... !!! " W H Y " ... !!!


... " Y O U ' R E " ... !!! " L U C K Y " ... !!! " I ' M " ... ?


... " D O I N G "... ? " T H I S " ... ??? !!! W I T H ... ? " Y O U "...!!!".


... I H U G G E D ... ? " H E R " ... ? T O " M Y " ... ? " C H E S T " ...


... R U B B E D...? " M Y "...? " H A N D S " ... ? U P , A N D , D O W N...?


... " H E R " ... ? " S P I N E " ... !!!


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... " C A N " ... ? I " G R A B " ... ? Y O U R " A - S - S " ... ? " .


( " N A T A L I E " ) :


" ... O - K A Y ... " .


... I G R A B B E D ... ? D O U B L E ... " G E E D Y " ...


... " H A N D - F U L L S " ... !!! O F " B O T H " ... !!! " H E R " ... ?


... " B I G " , " F A T " ... " A S S - C H E E K S " ... !!!


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


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... " U N D E R " ... ? " Y O U R " ... ? " S K I R T " ... ? ".


( " N A T A L I E ") :


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... B E ... ? " R - E - E - E - E - A - A - A - A - L - L - Y ... !!!


... " D R U N K " ... !!! ).


... I R E A C H E D ... ? " M Y " ... ? S W E A T Y , " H A N D " ... ?


... F U R T H E R , A R O U N D , " H E R " ... " B A C K " ... ?


... F R O M ... ? " W H E R E " ... I W A S ... " E M B R A C I N G " ...


... " H E R " ... ? A N D ... ? " R A N " - I T ... D O W N , T H E ... ?


..." S K I R T "...O F H E R " M E T A L L I C - M I D N I G H T - B L U E ",


... " P R O M - D R E S S " ... A L L ... ? T H E W A Y ... ? T O " I T S " ?


... " H E M " ... ? A T , W H I C H , P O I N T ... ? I S L I T H E R E D ...


...M Y " F I N G E R S "...U P T H E " S K I N "..." H E R "..." C A L F "...


..." T H I G H "... A N D...?" F I N A L L Y "...H E R " B U T T O C K S "!!!


... G R E E D I L Y ... G R A B B I N G ... A D O U B L E - H A N D - F U L L


... O F ... " T W I N " ... " B A R E " ... " A S S - C H E E K S " ... !!!


( " B I G - M IK E " ) :


" ... O O O O O ... !!! " Y O U ' R E " ... ? W E A R I N G ... ?


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( " N A T A L I E " ) :


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... " A S S - C R A C K " ... I N , A " W E D G I E " ... !!! ) .


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... R U N N I N G ... ? M Y " H A N D " ... I N S I D E ... " H E R " ... ?


... " C R O T C H " ... R U B B I N G ... T H E " C O T T O N - Y " ... ?


... " G U S S E T " ... O F " H E R " ... ? " L I T T L E - G I R L "... ?


... " P A N T I E S " ... !!!


... " S H E " ... ? " G A S P S " ... !!! I N ... ? A S T O N I S H M E N T !


... P U S H E S ... " M E " ... " B A C K " ... !!!


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... D O N ' T ... ? " Y O U " ... ? W A N N A ... ? " M A K E - O U T " ...?


... N O , M O R E ... ? " .


( " N A T A L I E " ) :


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... " G E T " ... ? " T H A T " ... ? " D E E P " ... !!! ".


... " S H E " ... ? L O W E R E D ... T H E " H E M " ... ? O F " H E R " ...


... " P A R T Y - D R E S S " ... S M O O T H E D - O U T ... ?


... T H E " W R I N K L E S " ... I N " H E R " ... " S K I R T " ...


... F I X E D ... " H E R " ... ? " T W I S T E D " - P A N T I E S ...


... C O M P O S E D ... " H E R - S E L F " ... A N D ... ?


... S T E P P E D - O U T ... O F T H E " C L U B ' S " ...


... V E S T I B U L E ...


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... W I L L ... ? " Y O U " ... ? B E ... ? " M Y " ... ?


... " G I R L - F R I E N D " ... ? " .


( " N A T A L I E " ):


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... " Y O U R " ... ? " P R O B L E M S " ... !!!


... " Y O U " ... ? " T H I N K " ... ? " T H A T " ... ? W O U L D ... ?


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... " T H A T "... ? W O U L D ...? M A K E ... ? " Y O U "... ? F E E L ...?


... " Y O U N G " , A - G A I N ... !!!


... B E C A U S E ... ? " Y O U ' R E " ... S O O O O O ... " O L D " ... !!!


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... " A N D " ... ?


... B E C A U S E ... ? I ' M...? S O O O O... M U C H , " Y O U N G E R "...?


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... B E C A U S E ... ? " I ' M "... ? " H A L F " ... !!!


... " Y O U R " ... !!! " A G E " ... !!! B U T T ... ?


... " I T ' S " ... ? " A - L - L " ... !!! T O O O O ..." E A S Y " ...!!!


... I " C A N ' T "...!!! D O ... ? " T H A T "... ? F O R , " Y O U " ... !!!


... I T ' S ... J U S T ... " N O T " ... " T H A T " ... " S I M P L E " ...!


... " R A V E N " ... !!! I S " M Y " ... !!! " B O Y - F R I E N D " ...!!!


... I C A N ... ?" O N L Y " ... ? " L O V E " ... !!! " R A V E N " ... !!!


... " W E ' R E " ... ? G O I N G - O U T ..." D R I N K I N G " , N O W ...


...D O...? " Y O U "... ? W A N N A ... ? C O M E ... W I T H ..." U S " ...?"


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... " P A R T Y - W I G " ... F R O M " R I C K Y ' S " ... A N D ... ?


... E X I T E D ... T H E " B A R " ... T O ... ? " H O O K - U P " ...


... W I T H ... ? " H E R " ... " B O Y - F R I E N D " ...


... " R A V E N " ... ? W A I T I N G , O U T - S I D E , O N T H E ...


... S I D E - W A L K ... O F " A V E N U E - A " ... F O R " H E R " ...


... I W E N T ... ? " H O M E " ... ? T O ... " B A Y - S I D E " ... !!!


... B U T ... ? O N , T H E " B U S - R I D E " ... B A C K ... ? T O ... ?


... " U N I O N - S Q U A R E "... ? I CO U L D ... ? " S - T - I - L - L ",


... D E T E C T ...? T H A T " O L D " , " F A M I L I A R " , " M U S T Y "


... " A R O M A " ... ? O F " H E R " ... ?


... " W O M A N L Y - S C E N T "... O N , T H E " F O R E - F I N G E R S " ,


... W H E R E ...? I H A D ... ? " D I G I T A L L Y " , " P R O B E D " ... ?


... T H E " C R E A S E S " ... ? O F " H E R " ... ?


... " K N O T T E D " - P A N T I E S ... !!!".


( ... A N D ... ? " T H A T " ... ? W A S ... ? T H E " L A S T " ... ?


... " T I M E " ... ? I " E V E R " S A W ... ?


... T H E " A R T - S T A R S " ... !!!).
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" ... " I T " ... ? " A L L L L L " ... ? S T A R T S - O U T ... ?


... " I N N O C E N T L Y " ... ? E - N O U G H ... !!!


( " T E R R Y " ) :


" ... D O ... ?" Y O U " ... W A N N A ... G O - O U T ... TO ... ?


... " J O N E S - B E A C H " ... ? ".


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... S - H - O - R - E ... !!! ".


( " T E R R Y " ) :


" ... L E M M E ... ? " S H A V E " M Y ... L E G S ... F I R S T ... !!! ".


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... " W H Y " B O T H E R ... ? I " L - O - V - E " ...


... Y O U R " H A I R Y " L E G S ... A N D ... " H A I R Y " B U S H ...!!!".


( " T E R R Y " ) :


" ... Y E A H ... ? W E L L ... ? E V E R Y - B O D Y " ... ? E L S E ...?


... A T THE " B E A C H " ... ? M I G H T " N O T " ... ?


... A P P R E C I A T E ... MY " H A I R Y " L E G S ... !!!


... I ' L L ... C O M E - O V E R ... T O ... " Y O U R " P L A C E ... ".


... S H E ... C A M E - O V E R ... ? S T R I P P E D - " N A K E D " ... !!!


... IN M Y... " B E D - R O O M " ... !!!


( ... I " N - E - V - E - R " ... SEEM TO ... K N O W ... ?


... " W H E R E " ... ? W E " S T A N D " ... ?


... AS " B O Y - F R I E N D & G I R L - F R I E N D " ... !!!


..." W E " ARE ... ? A L L - W A Y S ..." B R E A K I N G - U P " ... !!!


( " T E R R Y " ) :


"..." Y O U " ... ? A R E " N O T " ... !!! M Y " B O Y - F R I E N D "...!


... " J A R E D " ... !!! I S ... M Y " B O Y - F R I E N D " ... !!!".


... S O O O ... ? W H E N ... ? " S H E " G O T ... ? " N A K E D " ... ?


... IN F R O N T OF ... " M E " ... !!!


... I " T H O U G H T " ... ? " W E " WERE GONNA ... " F U C K " ... !!!


... " T H A T " N IG H T ... !!! ).


... I " P L A Y - F U L L Y " ... " S L A P P E D " ... H E R ... ?


... B I G , B A R E, " M E D I T E R R A N E A N "... " A S S S S S " ... !!!


... WHEN ... S H E ... B E N T - O V E R , TO S H A V E HER LEGS ...


... WITH H E R ... E L E C T R I C - R A Z O R ... !!!


... S H E ... C H A N G E D - I N T O ... H E R ... B L A C K - B I K I N I


( " T E R R Y " ) :


" ... W A S ... ? I T ... ? " M Y " ... ? " A S S S S S S " ... ?


... THAT YOU REFERRED TO ... ?


... IN THAT STORY ... ?


" ... I ' D RECOGNIZE " T H A T " F A T - I T A L I A N - A S S " ... ?


... A N Y - W H E R E S ..." ? ".


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... N O O O O ... " I T " ... ? WAS ACTUALLY ... ?


... " V A L E R I E ' S " ... " A S S " ... !!!


... I SAW HER HUNCHED - OVER ... A COMPUTER SCREEN ... AT THE ... ?


... " B A Y S I D E " - B R A N C H ... OF THE ...


... " Q U E E N S " - P U B L I C - L I B R A R Y ...


... A N D ... ? LIKE I SAY IN THE STORY ... ?


" ... I' D RECOGNIZE THAT " F A T " ," I T A L I A N " , " A S S S S " ...?


... " A N Y - W H E R E S " ... !!! ".


( " T E R R Y " ) :


" ... W E L L ... ? " I ' M "... ? N O T ..." T H A T " ... " F A T " ... !!!


... " S E E " ... !!! ???


... I ' M ... ? O N L Y ... ? A - H U N D R E D - A N D - F O R T Y ...!!!


... " Y O U " ... ? S H O U L D ... HAVE SEEN ... " M E " ... ?


... W H E N I WAS S T I L L , LIVING DOWN IN " N A S H - V I L L E " ...!!!


... I W E I G H E D ... ? " T W E N T Y " P O U N D S , L E S S ... !!!


... I WAS A " W A I F " ... " G O T H - C H I C K " ... !!! ".


... " S H E " ... ? FORGOT SOME OF H E R " B E A C H " ... NECESSITIES ... ?


... A N D ... HAD TO RETURN TO " H E R " PLACE ... TO RETRIEVE THEM ...


... I T ... ? KEPT GETTING ... ? L A T E R ... AND ... L A T E R ... ?


... IN THE A F T E R N O O N ...


... S O O N ... ? IT WAS ALREADY ... 3 O ' C L O C K ... ?


... A N D ... ? W E ... WERE S T I L L ... IN " B A Y - S I D E " ... !!!


... TO MAKE MATTERS ... ? " W O R S E "... ?


... THE S K Y ... WAS BECOMING ... ? " O V E R - C A S T " ... !!!


( " T E R R Y " ) :


" ... IT 'S GETTING ... ? " L A T E " ... !!!


... " I T " ... ? LOOKS LIKE ... ? " R A I N " ... !!!


... M A Y - B E ... ? W E ... SHOULD FORGET ABOUT GOING ... ? ".


... I WAS ...? " N O T "... !!! S O O O EASILY ..." D E- F E A T E D " ...!!!


... S U D D E N L Y ... ? I R E E E E A A A L L L Y WANTED TO GO TO ...


... " J O N E S - B E A C H " ... !!!


( " M I K E " ) :


" ... " D O N ' T " ... W O R R Y ... !!! THE " R A I N " ... ?


... WILL " HOLD - OFF" ... UNTIL THIS EVENING ... !!!


... WE GOT PLENTY OF T I M E ... !!!


... IT ... ? " W O N ' T " .. R A I N ... ?


... ' T I L ... ? AFTER WE'RE ON OUR WAY ... H O M E ... !!!


... THE " C L O U D S " ... ? WILL KEEP EVERY - BODY ELSE... ? A W A Y ...!


... W E ' L L ... ? HAVE THE W H O L E " B E A C H " ... ?


... T O ... O U R - S E L V E S ...!!!".


( ... IT TURNS OUT ... ? THAT I WAS " R I G H T " ... !!!


... JUST ... ? AS I PREDICTED ... ? THE OMNIMOUS SKY ... ?


... KEPT THE C R O W D S ... AT HOME ... !!! ).


... W E ... DROVE DOWN THE " M E A D O W - B R O O K " P A R K - W A Y ...


... IN HER D A D D Y ' S ... L U X U R Y ... " L E X U S " ... AUTO ...


... TO THE ... " J O N E S - B E A C H " ... C A U S E - W A Y ...


... M A Y - B E ... ? IT WAS ... " O F F - S E A S O N " ... ?


... O R ... ? A " W E E K - D A Y " ... ?


... O R ... ? THE INCLEMENT WEATHER ... ?


... O R ... ? T O O LATE IN THE AFTER - NOON , BY THE T I M E WE GOT THERE,


... ' C A U S E ... ? THERE WAS N O O O ATTENDENT ... ?


... TO COLLECT OUR " P A R K I N G - F E E " ... ?


... AT L O T # 4 ... !!!


... WE PARKED UNDER A STREET - LAMP ...


( " T E R R Y " ) :


" ... " M I C H A E L " ... !!!???


... REMEMBER WHERE ... ? WE'RE PARKED ... !!! '.


... IT WAS " M Y " J O B ... TO " R E M E M B E R " ... ?


... ' C A U S E ... ?


... " S H E " , A L L - W A Y S ... ? LOSES HER CAR ... !!!


... E V E N ... PARKING ON THE STREETS OF ... " M A N H A T T A N " ... !!!


... ' C A U S E ... ?


... " S H E " , I S ... ? " R - E - T - A - R - D - E - D " ... !!!


( ... " M I L D L Y " ... ? " R E T A R D E D " , A N Y - W A Y ... !!! ).


... WE WALKED THROUGH THE " U N D E R - P A S S " ... TOWARDS THE B E A C H ,


... WE PASSED A " D O M I N I C A N " F A M I L Y ... WALKING IN THE OPPOSITE


... DIRECTION ... ? FROM THE B E A C H ...AFTER A DAY SPENT IN THE S U N ...


... " T E R R Y " ... ? SIMPLY " H A D " ... ? TO SAY SOME - THING ... !!!???


( " T E R R Y " ) :


" ... " M I E R D E " ... !!! L I S S E N ... ? TO " T H E M " ... !!! ???


... " T H E Y " ... ? COME TO " T H I S " C O U N T R Y ... !!! ???


... Y O U ' D ... ? F I G G E R ... ? " T H E Y ' D " ... ?


... LEARN THE L A N G U A G E ... !!!


... " Q U E - F A C H I M E !!!" ... ".


... A N D ...? A L L - W A Y S ... ? J - U - S - T , L O U D , E - N O U G H ,


... TO BE H E A R D ... !!!


... HER H A T E - F I L L E D ... " C A N T " ... ?


... R E - E C H O I N G ... AGAINST ... THE TUNNEL'S WALLS ... !!!


( " T E R R Y " ) :


" ... " Y O U " ... ? W A N N A GET SOME -THIN' ... ? TO E A T ... ? ".


( " M I K E " ) :


" ... I ' M ... " B R O K E " ... !!! ".


( ... A C T U A L L Y ... ? I HAD A FIVE -DOLLAR - BILL ... ?


... AND ... ? SOME " L O O S E - C H A N G E " ... ?


... B U T T ... ? I WAS SAVING " T H A T " ... ?


... TO SUSTAIN ME ... OVER TRHE NEXT COUPLE A' DAYS ... ) .


( " T E R R Y " ) :


" ... " Y O U ' R E " ... ? A L L - W A Y S ... " B R O K E " ... !!!


... " Y O U ' R E " ... ? A " B - U - M " ... !!!


... I ' L L ... BUY Y O U ... A " H O T - D O G "... AT THE C A F E ' ...".


( ... IN THESE ... ? " U N " - F O R T U N A T E ... DAYS ... OF ... ?


... " U N - E M P L O Y - M E N T " ... " P E N U R Y " ... A N D ... ?


... I M M I N E N T ... " S T A R V A T I O N " ... ??? !!!


... I HAVE RELIED UPON THE ... ? " C H A R I T Y " ... ? OF M Y " E X E S "


... " E X " - W I V E S ... !!!


... " E X " - G I R L - F R I E N D S ... !!!


... " E X " - F I A N C E ' S ... !!!


... " E X " - L O V E R S ... !!!


... F O R ... ? " S U S T I N E N CE " ... !!! ).


... AFTER WAITING ON A " P O S T - O F F I C E " LENGTH LINE ... F O R ...


... ABOUT ... F I F T E E N MINUTES ... ?


... S H E ... ? C O M P L A I N E D ABOUT THE" E X H O R B I T A N T L Y "...


... " H I G H " ... PRICES ... TO THE " M O N K E Y S " ...


... WORKING BEHIND THE COUNTER ... !!!


... LIKE IT WAS " T H E I R " DECISION ... ? TO CHARGE T H A T MUCH ... ???!!


... WE SAT OUT ON THE P I C - N I C TABLES ...


... ON THE WEATHERED GREY BOARD - WALK ...


... A G R E A T , B I G , F A T ... " M A M A - B R O O D - S O W " ...


... AND HER " L I T T E R " .... OF SNOT - NOSED " P I G - L E T S " ...?


... ROMPED ABOUT ... AT THE TABLE N E X T ... TO O U R S ...


... THE " R U N T S " ... ? S C R E E E A A A M I N G ... !!!


... INTO ... H E R ... " S E N S I T I V E " ... E A R S ... !!!


( " T E R R Y " ) :


" ... " W - H - Y " ... ??? !!!


... " C - A - N - T " ... ??? !!!


... " T - H - E - S - E " ... ? " P E O P L E " ... ??? !!!


... " C O N T R O L " ... ? T H E I R ... " C H I L D R E N " ... !!!".


( " M I K E " ) :


" ... " T H E Y ' R E " ... ? J U S T ... " K I D Z " ... !!!???


... A C T I N ' ... ? L I K E ... " K I D Z " ... !!!


... " T H A T ' S " ... ? W H A T ... ? " K I D Z " ... ? " D O " ... !!!


... " T H E Y " ... ? " Y - E - L - L " ... AND " S - C - R - E - A - M " ,


... A N D ... ?" M I S - B E H A V E " ... !!! ".


( " T E R RY " ) :


" ... " W - E - L - L " ... !!!


... " Y O U " ... ? " D O N ' T " ... KNOW ... WHAT IT'S LIKE ... !!!


... TO HAVE TO LISSEN TO ... ? " T H A T " ... ?" S H R I E K I N G " ... ?


... WHEN ... ? YOU S U F F E R ... ? FROM ...


... " C H R O N I C - F A T I G U E - S Y N D R O M E " ... !!!


... A N D ... ?


... " F I B R O - M Y A L G I A " ... !!!


... LIKE I " D O " ... !!!


... " E V E R Y " S O U N D ... ? IS A M P L I F I E D ... " T E N " TIMES!


... THOSE " S C R E A M S "... ? GO " R I G H T " ...INSIDE MY" B R A I N " !"


( " M I K E " ) :


" ... W E L L ... ? L E T 'S ... ? HEAD DOWN TO THE W A T E R , THEN ... ".


... EVEN THOUGH ... IT WAS THE LAST WEEK IN ... " J U N E " ... ?


( ... T H U R S D A Y , J U N E , 2 8 T H , 2 0 0 7 ... !!! ).


... THE B E A C H ... WAS C O L D ... !!!


... A N D ... A ''S T I F F'' ... C O O L ... W I N D ...


... B L E W - I N ... FROM OFF OF ... THE '' O C E A N ''...


... '' B R E A K E R S '' ... C R A S H E D ... ONTO THE S A N D ...


... THERE WAS ... S I G N I F I C A N T ... E R O S I O N ...OF THE D U N E S,


... H I G H - T I D E ... WAS JUST BEGINNING ... TO C R E S T ...


( ''T E R R Y '') :


''... L E T ' S ... G O DOWN THE B E A C H ... A LITTLE W A Y S ... 'O F F '',


... WHERE ... THERE'S ... '' N O T '' S O O O O... M A N Y '' P E O P L E ''!"


... WE HIT A SPOT ... OFF TO THE E A S T ... OF THE SINGLE , LONE ...


... '' L I F E - G U A R D ' S ''S T A T I O N ...MANNED ON THE ENTIRE ...


... B E A C H ... W H E R E ... '' T E C H N I C A L L Y ''...?


... '' S W I M M I N G '' ... WAS '' N O T '' PERMITTED ...!!!


... S O O O O ... THAT W E COULD S W I M , IN RELATIVE '' S O L I T U D E ''


... I S T R I P P E D - D O W N ...


... TO M Y ... B L A C K '' N Y L O N '' G Y M - S H O R T S ...!!!


... A N D ... R A N - I N T O ... THE P O U N D I N G - S U R F ... !!!


...'' I T ''WAS ...'' F U C K I N ' '' F - R - E - E - E - E - Z - I - N'...!!


... E V E N THOUGH ... THE DATE ... ? WAS A GOOD WEEK , FOLLOWING THE ...?


... '' S U M M E R - S O L S T I C E ''...?


... I WADED - OUT ... TO THE LEVEL ... OF MY " C R O T C H " ... ?


... T H E N ... ? D O V E - I N ... !!!


... THE " W A T E R " ... ? W A S ... " F - R - I - G - I - D " ... !!!


... " N O T " ... ? AS C O L D ... ?


... AS " M E M O R I A L - D A Y " ... " E A S T - R I V E R " ... !!!


... OR " C O N E Y - I S L A N D - M E R - M A I D - P A R A D E " ... !!!


... B U T T ... ? " S U B - A R C T I C " ,... ? J U S T THE S A M E ... !!!


... THE " W A V E S " ... ? P E A K E D ... O V E R ... M Y " H E A D " ... !!


... S W A M P I N G ... M E ... !!!


... " N O - W A Y " ... ??? !!! C O U L D ... YOU ... KEEP YOUR H E A D ... ?


... ABOVE ... THE " S U R F A C E " ... !!!


... " I T " ... ? " W A S " ... " D A N G E R O U S "... !!!


... B A C K ... ? IN A P R I L , 2 0 0 4 ... ?


... I HAD " W A D E D "... INTO THE CRUSHING SURF OF A POST - NO'R'EASTER ...


... " J O N E S - B E A C H "... WITH MY " T H E N " P A R A - M O U R ... ?


... " A N A M O N T A N A "... ?


... THE " U N D E R - T O W " ... ? " T H A T " D A Y ... ?


... WAS ... " B R U T A L " ... !!!


... A N D THE WATER - TEMPERATURE ... ? " B E L O W - Z E R O "... !!!


... " T H I S " T I M E ... ? I C O U L D ... ? AT LEAST , " S W I M " ... !!!


... I F I N A L L Y ..." B O D Y - S U R F - E D " ... TO S H O R E ...


... W H I L E ... " T E R R Y " ... ?


... MERELY ... ? S P L A S H E D .. " H E R " T O E S ... ON THE M A R G I N .


... THE ... " S O L E " ... L I F E - G U A R D ... " O N - D U T Y " ... ?


... C O N T I N U O U S L Y ... B L E W - H I S - W H I S T L E ... AT" M E ",


... TO GET ME O U T ... OF THE " N O - S W I M M I N G - A L L O W E D " ...


... A R E A ... OF THE ... B E A C H ... !!!


... I E V E N T U A L L Y ... ? C A M E - A -S H O R E ... ?


... OF M Y ... " O W N " ... A C C O R D ... ?


... A N D ... ? S A T - D O W N ... ON THE " B E A C - B L A N K E T "...


... BESIDE ... " T E R R Y " ...


( " T E R R Y ) :


" ... " Y O U " ... ??? !!! A R E ... ? G O N N A ... " F - R - Y " ... !!!


... IN THIS ... " S U N " ... !!!


... " Y O U " ... ??? !!! A R E ... ? G O NN A ... " D - I - E " ... !!!


... OF " S K I N - C A N C E R " ... !!!


... " H E R E " ... ? P U T ... ? SOME " S U N - B L OC K " ... ON YOUR ...


... B A C K ... !!! ".


... S H E ... B E G A N ... S L A T H E R I N G ... THE O I N T M E N T ...


... A L L - O V E R ... M Y " P I N K " , " S U N - B U R N T " ... S K I N .


... T H E N ... ? I " O F F E R " ... ? TO " R U B " ... S O M E ... ?


... " S U N - B L O C K "... ON " H E R "... W H I T E ... S H O U L D E R S ,


... " D I S - C R E T E L Y "... L O WE R I N G ... ?


... THE S T R A P S ... ? OF " H E R " B L A C K ... " B I K I N I - B R A " !


... E X - P O S I N G ... ? " M O S T " ... O F " H E R " L U S C I OU S ... ?


... " B R E A S T S " ... !!!


( " T E R R Y " ) :


" ... " S - T - O - P - T - H - A - T " ... !!!


... " P E O P L E " ... ??? !!! A R E ... " W A T C H I N G " ... !!!


( " " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... " N O - B O D Y "... " A I N ' T " ... W A T C H I N ' ... " B A B Y ",


... " N O - B O D Y " ... ? " A I N ' T "... " N O - W H E R E S " ... ?


... E V E N ... ? " N E A R ", U S ... " H O N E Y " ... !!!


... " N O - B O D Y " ... ? " C A N ' T " S E E ... " N U T H I N ' "...!


... C ' M O N ... ? " R E - L A X "... L E M M E E ," S E E " Y O'" T I T S "!


... Y O U ... ? C A N GO ... ? " T O P - L E S S " ... O U T , H E R E ...!!!"


( " T E R R Y " ) :


" ... " Y O U " ... ??? !!! A R E ... ? " S - U - C - H " ... ?


... A " P E R V " ... !!!".


... I P E E L E D ... D O W N ... THE STRAP OF H E R " B L A C K - B R A " ...


... P U L L E D - D O W N ... THE " P A D D E D " C U P ...


... E X P O S I N G ... ? M O S T ... OF H E R ... ? L E F T " B R E A S T " ,


... A N D ... T H E ... P U C K E R E D , P I N K , " F L E S H " ... ?


... OF T H E " T I P " ... O F H E R " T H U M B - L I K E " ...


... P R O M I N E N T , E R E C T ... L E F T " N I P P L E " ... !!!


( " T E R R Y " ) :


" ... " Y O U " ... ? A R E ... ? S O O O O O O ... " B A D " ... !!!


... " Y O U " ... ? A R E ... ? S O O O O O O ... ?


... " D I S G U S T I N G " ... !!! ".


... B U T T ... ? S H E ... ? O N L Y ... " N O M I N A L L Y " ... ?


... R E S I S T E D ... M Y " E F F O R T S " ... TO ... ?


... " D I S - R O B E " ... " H E R " ... !!!


... I R A N ... ? THE T I P S ... O F M Y ... F I N G E R S , S O F T L Y ,


... A C R O S S ... T H E " T I P " ... O F H E R " S T I F F E N I N G " ...


... " A U R E O L A E " ... H A R D E N I N G ... L I K E " R U B B E R "...


... IN THE C O L D , " O F F - S H O R E " - L O N G - I S L A N D " ...


... B R E E Z E S ... !!!


... S H E ... ? " M O A N E D " ... IN ONLY NOMINALLY SUPPRESSED ...


... " P L E A S U R E " ... !!!


( " T E R R Y " ) :


" ... O O O O O O H ... !!! " S T O P - T H A T " ... !!!


... " E V E R Y - B O D Y ' S " ... L O O K I N G ... !!! ".


( ... A A A A A H ... ?


... " T H E - L A D Y " ... ? D O T H , " P R O - T E S T " ... ?


... " T O O O O O O - M U C H " ... !!! " ) .


... I B E G A N ... L I C K I N G ... A N D ... S U C K I N G... A N D ...


... P I N C H I N G ... A N D ... T W E A K I N G ... ?


... T H A T .. L E F T " T E A T " ... ? ' T I L ... ?


... " I T " ... ? " S W E L L E D - U P " ... ?


... TO THE SIZE OF A " R O S E Y - R E D " M A R B L E ... !!!


... B E T W E E N ,M Y " F O R E - F I N G E R "... A N D ..." T H U M B " ...


... B E T W E E N , M Y " L I P S " ... M Y " T E E T H " ... A N D ...


... M Y " T O N G U E " ... !!!


... AS I " S U C K L E D " ... H E R " P A P S " ... " R - A - W " ... !!!


... AS S H E ... ? S - Q - U - E - A - L - E - D " ... !!!


... IN " E C - S T A C Y " ... !!!


... LIKE A N E W - B O R N ... " P I G - L E T " ... !!!


" ... " L O O K " ... !!! T H E R E ... A R E ... " P E O P L E " ... ?


... C O M I N G ... !!!".


... S H E ... G R A B B E D THE C U P ... OF H E R ... B I K I N I - B R A ,


... A N D PULLED IT UP ... OVER H E R ...


... " N A - K E D" ... L E F T " B R E A S T " ... C O V E R I N G " I T " ?


... F R O M ... " P R Y I N G - E Y E S " ... !!!


... A L T H O U G H , W E ... " W E R E " ... ? S E P A R A T E D ... ?


... F R O M ... T H E " S O L E " ... L I F E - G U A R D ..."O N - D U T Y",


... A N D ... ? " A L L " ... OF OUR FELLOW " BEACH - GOERS " ... ?


... N E W - Y O R K - S T A T E ... " P A R K - E M P L O Y E E S " ...


... P A T R O LL E D THE SHORE ... IN THEIR " A T V ' S " ...


... A C O U P L E A ' ... B L A C K " B U L L - D Y K E " ...


... M A I N T E N A N C E - W O R K E R S ... ? DROVE UP TO U S ... ?


... TO S A T I S F I Y ... ? T HE I R " C U R I O S I T Y " ... !!!


... THE B I G , F A T " B U L L - D A G G E R " ... ?


... G A V E ... " M E "... A " K N O W I N G " ... " S M I R K " ... !!!


( ... W E " B O T H " ... ? A R E ... " I N T O " ..." P U S S Y " ... !!! ).


... I " S M I R K " ... R I G H T ... B A C K... AT " H E R " ... !!!
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(" M A U X "/" D I V A "):


"... I " H A V E - T O - G O " T O ... T H E " L A D I E S'- R O O M "...!!! "


(" B I G - M I K E "):


"... " I T ' S " ...? " U N I - S E X "...!!!"


(" M A U X "/" D I V A "):


"...O H , G - O - D...!!!" T H A T ", M E A N S...? I T 'L L," S M E L L "...?


... I N " T H E R E "...!!! " M E N " ... ? A R E ... ? A L L - W A Y S ... ?


... " P I S S I N ' " ... !!! O N , T H E " F L O O R " ... !!!


... " W H Y " ... ? D O N' T " Y O U "...? C O M E , W I T H , " M E "... ?


..." W E "...? C A N , T A K E ... ? S O M E... ? " P O L A R O I D S " !!! ".


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


... I " N E E D E D " ... ? " N O " ... F U R T H E R ... ?


... " E N C O U R A G E M E N T " ... !!!


... I " S T O O D "... ? O U T - S I D E ... T H E " H A L F - D O O R " ...


... O F " H E R " ... ? " B A T H - R O O M " ... S T A L L ... ?


... L I S T E N I N G ... ? T O ... T H E " F - R - O - S - H " ... ?


... O F " H E R ", " S T R E A M "...I N , T H E " T O I L E T - B O W L "...?


... A S " S H E " " P E E - E D " ... !!!


( ... A L L - W A Y S ... ? T H E " V O Y E U R " ... !!!).


( " M A U X " / " D I V A " ) :


" ... " W H A T " ... ? " K I N D " O F ... ? " P I C T U R E S " ... ?


... " D O " ... ? " Y O U " ... ? W A N T ... ? T O , T A K E ... ? ".


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... " A D U L T " ... P H O T O S ... " .


( " M A U X " / " D I V A " ) :


" ... " Y O U " ... ? A L R E A D Y ... " H A V E " ...!!!


..." S E X U A L L Y - E X P L I C I T "... ? P H O T O S , O F " M E "... ?


... " W H Y " ... ? " C A N 'T " I ... ? H A V E ... ? A " P H O T O "... ?


... O F ... ? " Y O U R " ... ? " D I C K " ... ? ".


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


"... " Y O U " ... R E A A A A L L L Y ... ? W A N T ... ? " O N E " ... ? ".


( " M A U X " / " D I V A " ):


" ... Y E A H ... !!! O F , C O U R S E ... !!! " .


" B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... M A Y - B E ... ? " W E " C A N ... ? " T R A D E "... ?


... I ' L L ... ? " S H O W " ... ? " Y O U " ... ? " M I N E " ... ?


... I F... ? Y O U ...? " S H O W "... ?" M E "..." Y O U R S' "...!!! ???".


( " ... L E T ' S ... P L A Y ... " D O C T O R " ... !!!


... A " S E S S I O N " O F ... ? " S H O W ... A N D ... T E L L "... !!!


... A " L I T T L E " ... ? " G A M E " ... ? O F ... ?


... " T R U T H " ... ? O R ... ? " D A R E " ... !!! ) .


( " M A U X " / " D I V A " ) :


" ... B U T T ... ? " Y O U R S '" ... ?


... H A S ... ? " G O T T A " B E ... ? " H - A - R - D " ... !!! " .


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... W E L L ... ? I " C O U L D "... ? T A K E ...? A " P I C T U R E "... ?


... O F " I T " ... ? " H A R D " ... ? A T " H O M E " ... ? A N D ...?


...G I V E " I T "...? T O " Y O U "... ? A T , A " L A T E R " T I M E... ?".


( " M A U X " / " D I V A " ) :


" ... " W H Y " ... ? " N O T " ... ? G E T ... " I T " ... ?


... " H A R D " ... ? R I G H T ... " N O W "... ?


... A R E " Y O U "...? " N E R V O U S "...? I S , I T ...? B E C A U S E...?


... " W E ' R E " ... ? I N S I D E ... ? A " C H U R C H " ... !!! ???


... " I S " ... ? " T H A T " ... ? " I T " ... !!!


... A R E ... ? " Y O U "...? " F R E A K E D - O U T " ... !!! ??? ".


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... " Y E S " ... !!! " B O Y S " ... A N D ... " G I R L S " ... !!!


..." W E'R E "...?" I N S I D E "...? A " M E T H O D I S T "- C H U R C H !!!


...O N ,T H E " U P P E R - W E S T - S I D E " O F " M A N H A T T A N "...!!


... " F L A S H I N G " ... " O U R " ... " G E N I T A L S " ... !!!


... A T ... ? " O N E - A N O T H E R " ... !!!


... " W H I L E " ... ? T H E " C H O I R " ... ? O F " O L D " ...


... " P R I M - A N D - P R O P E R " , " P U R I T A N I C A L " ...


... " C H U R C H - L A D I E S " ... ? " S I N G " ... " H Y M N S " ... ?


... " N O T " ... ? " T E N " F E E T - A W A Y ... ??? !!!


... " E V E R Y "... ? " C A T H O L I C - S C H O O L - B O Y 'S " ... !!!


... " S E C R E T " ... ? " F E T I S H " ... !!!


... G E T T I N G ..." D I R T Y " ... !!! I N , T H E ... ?


... " H O U S E - O F - G O D " ... !!!


... S O O O O O ... ? I " P U L L "... " M Y " ... " P E N I S " ... !!!


... O U T T A , " M Y " ... " S W E A T - P A N T S " ... ?


... A N D ... ? S T A R T ... ? " J E R K I N G - O F F " ... !!!


... " B E F O R E " ... T H E " E Y E S - O F - G O D " ... !!!


( " M A U X " / " D I V A " ) :


" ... I T' S ... A " D A M N " ... " S H A M E " ... ? " W H A T T A "... ?


... " W A S T E " ... !!! " Y O U 'R E " ... ? " N O T " P U T T I N G ...?


... " T H A T "... ? T O , A N Y " G O O D " U S E ... ?


... W I T H ... ? A " W O M A N " ... ? " T H E S E " D A Y S ... !!!


..." W H A T T A Y A "... ? " G O T " T H E R E ... ? A T " L E A S T " ... ?


... " S E V E N " ... ? ".


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... " S E V E N " ... ? T O " E I G H T " ... !!!


... " I T " A L W A Y S ...? D E P E N D S ... O N ... T H E " W O M A N "...!


... " I T " V A R I E S ... !!! A C C O R D I N G ... ? T O " H O W " ... ?


... " T U R N E D - O N " ... ? " S H E "... G E T S " M E " ... !!! " .


... A S , I F ... ? O N " C U E " ... ? T H E " O P E R A - S I N G E R " ...?


... D R O P S ... T H E " H A L T E R - T O P " ... O F " H E R " ... ?


... " G O L D - L A M E' " E V E N I N G - G O W N ... ?


... E X P O S I N G ... T H E " L A C Y " , " B L A C K " , " P U S H - U P ",


... " B R A " ... !!! " U N D E R - N E A T H " ... !!!


... " H E R " ... ? " E R E C T " , " W R I N K L Y " , " B R O W N " ...


... " N I P P L E S " ... !!! " P E E P I N G - O U T " ... ?


... F R O M , B E L O W ... T H E " S C A L L O P E D - E D G E S " ... !!!


...I " L E A N - O V E R "..." T U G "...O N ,T H E " M O C H A - T O N E D ",


... " A U R E O L A E "... !!! W I T H... ? " M Y " R I G H T " H A N D "... ?


... W H I L E... ? I " C O N T I N U E " , T O " W H A C K " M Y " M E A T "?


... W I T H ... ? " M Y " L E F T ... !!!


... " S H E " ... ? L E A N S - B A C K " ... A G A I N S T ... ?


... T H E " P O R C E L A I N - S I N K " ... ?


... C L O S E S ..." H E R " E Y E S ... A N D ...?" M - O - A - N - S "...!!!


... I N " E C S T A S Y " ... !!! " .


( " M A U X " / " D I V A " ) :


" ... I T ' S ... " G O T T A B E E " ... " R O C K - H A R D " ... !!!


... F O R ... ? " M E "... !!! ... S O " H A R D " ... ? " Y O U " C A N ...?


... " H A M M E R " ... ? " N A I L S " ... !!! W I T H .. ? " T H A T "... ?


... " T H I N G " ... !!! " .


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


...I " P U L L - D O W N " ... T H E " C U P S " O F ...H E R " B R A " ... ?


... W I T H ...? " M Y " R I G H T " H A N D " ... ?


... A N D " F O N D L E "..." H E R " ... ? " C - C U P "... " T I T S "...!!!


... A S " T H E Y " ... ? " B U L G E " ... O V E R , T H E ... ?


..." U N D E R - W I R E S " O F " H E R "..." U N D E R - G A R M E N T S !!!


... S T I L L ... ? " F O N D L I N G " ... " M Y " O W N " C O C K " ... !!!


... I N " M Y " ... L E F T " H A N D " ... !!!


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


"... H E R E ... !!!" H E L P "..." M E "...O U T ...A " L I T T L E "...!!!".


... I P R E S S " M Y " ... ? " S E M I - E R E C T " ..." P E N I S " ...!!!


... I N T O ... ? T H E " P A L M " ... O F " H E R " H A N D ... !!!


... " S H E "... ? T A K E S " I T " ... ? I N ...B O T H " H A N D S " ... ?


... A N D ... S T A R T S ... " G E N T L Y " , " L O V I N G - L Y " ...?


... " S T R O K I N G " ... " I T " ... !!!


( " M A U X " / " D I V A " ) :


"... H A V E " Y O U " ... E V E R ... ? T R I E D " V I A G R A " ... !!!???"


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... N O ... !!! I W O U L D " C O N S I D E R " ... ? " T H A T " ... ?


... A " S U R R E N D E R " ... !!!


... L I K E ... ? T H O S E " G U Y S " ... ? W I T H , T H E ... ?


... " E V E R - I N C R E A S I N G " ... ? " B A L D - S P O T S " ... ?


... A N D " E V E R - I N C R E A S I N G "... ? " F O R E - H E A D S " ... ?


... F R O M ... ? R E C E D I N G ... " H A I R - L I N E S " ... ?


... " W H O " ... ? F I N A L L Y ... ? " G I V E - I N " ... !!!


... A N D ... ? " C O M P L E T E L Y " ... ? S H A V E " T H E I R " ... ?


... " H E A D S ... !!! " B A L D " ... !!!


... T H E Y ' V E ... ? " S U R R E N D E R E D " ... !!!


... A S , L O N G ... ? A S ... ? " I ' V E " G O T ... ?


... A " T O N G U E " ... ?


... " T E N " F I N G E R S ... ?


... A N D A ... ? " N O S E " ... !!! ???


... I ' L L " S K I P " ... T H E " V I A G R A " ... !!! ".


( " M A U X " / " D I V A " ) :


" ... " W H O S E " ... ? " N O S E " ... !!!


... I " D O N ' T " ... !!! W A N T ... !!! " M E N " ... ?


... " G O I N G - D O W N "... O N " M E " ... !!! A N Y - M O R E ... !!!


... I W A N T ... !!! A " H - A - R - D " ... " C - O - C - K " ... !!!


... T O ... ? F I L L - U P " M Y " ... " P - U - S - S - Y " ... !!!


... I " W A N N A B E E " ... " B A N G E D " ... !!! ".


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


... T H E " C H O I R " ... O F " A G I N G " , " W H I T E - H A I R E D "...


... " B I D D I E S " ... ?


... " R E A C H E S " ... A " C R E S C E N D O " ... O F ... ?


... " S O P R A N O " V O I C E S ... " R E - E C H O I N G " ...?


... I N S I D E ... T H E " T I L E D " B A T H - R O O M - W A L L S ... !!!


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... H E R E ... ? " T H I S "... ? I S " A B O U T " A S ... ?


... " H A R D " ... A S " I T " G E T S ... ? U N D E R " S U C H ... ?


... " U N " - " O R T H O D O X " ... C O N D I T I O N S ... A S ... ?


... " T H E S E " ... !!! ??? " .


..." M E " ... ? " S T A N D I N G - U P "... I N A " C O L D " ... ?


... " M U S T Y " ... ? " M I L D E W - Y " ... ? " T O I L E T " ... !!!


... I N A " M E T H O D I S T " C H U R C H ...!!!


... " I T 'S " ... ? " A B O U T " ... ? " 3 / 4 " H A R D ... !!!


... A " G O O D " ... ? " S I X - I N C H E S - P L U S " ... !!!


... O F " S E M I - R I G I D " , " M A N - M E A T " ... !!!


...I G R I P...? T H E " B A S E " ... O F T H E " S H A F T " F I R M L Y !!!


..." W I E L D I N G "..." I T "...? L I K E A " B A S E B A L L - B A T " !!!


... M A K E ... ? " I T " ... ? " A P P E A R " T O ... ? " L O O M " ... ?


... " T H A T " M U C H ... ? " L - A - R - G - E - R " ... !!!


...O V E R...T H E W A I S T B A N D...O F M Y " S W E A T - P A N T S "...!!


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... Q U I C K ... !! T A K E ... T H E ... " S H O T " ... !!!".


( " M A U X " / " D I V A " ) :


" ... D O ... ? " Y O U " ... ? W A N T , T O " P H O T O G R A P H " ... ?


... " I T " ... ? O R ... ? " S H O U L D " I ... ? ".


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... " Y O U " ... !!! T A K E ... T H E ... " S H O T " ... !!!


... I " N E E D " ... " B O T H " ... H A N D S ... ??? !!!!


... J U S T ... W E R E ... ? " T H E Y " A R E ... !!!


... T O ... ? K E E P ... ? " I T " ... !!! " U P " ... !!!


... A N D ... ? " B E - Q U I C K - A B O U T - I T " ... " G I R L " ... !!!


... I " D O N ' T "... ? T H I N K ...? I " C A N "... K E E P " T H I S "...?


... " 4 5 - D E G R E E - A N G L E " ... ? O F T H E " D A N G L E " ... !!!


... " T O O O O O " M U C H ... !!! " L O N G E R " ... !!!".


... " S H E " ... ? G R A B S ... T H E " C A M E R A " ... ?


... F R O M ... T H E " S I N K "... ?


... W H E R E ... ? I " P L A C E D " I T ... ? B E F O R E ... ?


... I S T A R T E D ... " M A S T U R B A T I N G "... ?


... A I M S ... T H E " L E N S " A T , " M Y " ... ?


... " R E D " ... A N D ... " P U R P L E " ...


... " P U L S A T I N G "... S E M I - S T I F F ... " M E M B E R " ... ?


... A N D" F I R E S "...!!! T H E " A U T O M A T I C "..." F L A S H "...!!!


... J U S T ... AS T H E ... ? " G O L D E N - G I R L S " C H O I R ... ?


... H I T S ... ? T H E " L A S T ", " F I N A L " , H I G H " C " N O T E ...


... O F ... ? " A - M - E - N ... !!!"


(... N O T , T O O " B A D " , F O R , A N " O V E R - T H E - H I L L " ... ?


... " H A L F - C E N T U R Y - O L D " ... " S L A C K E R " ... !!!


... W I T H ... ? " E R E C T I L E - D Y S F U N C T I O N " ... !!!).


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... I C O U L D ... ? H A V E , D O N E ... ? " B E T T E R " ... ?


... " U N D E R " M O R E ... ? " I D E A L " ... ? C O N D I T I O N S ... ?


...I N ...? A" B E D " , W I T H ..." B L A C K - S A T I N " S H E E T S ...?


..." M O O D - L I G H T I N G " ... S O F T - M U S I C ... I N C E N S E ...


...C A N D L E S...? A" M O R E "...?" R O M A N T I C " S E T T I N G...!!!"


... A S ... ? M Y " N E A R L Y - H A R D " ... ? D I C K ... ? W E N T ... ?


... S - L - O - W - L - Y ... ? " L I M P " ... !!!


( " M A U X " / " D I V A " ) :


" ..." R O M A N C E " ... ? I S ... ? S O O O O O O... !!! H I G H L Y ... ?


... " O V E R - R A T E D " ... !!!... I H A V E ... ? N O O O O O O O ...


... " P A T I E N C E " ...? F O R " F O R E - P L A Y " , A N Y M O R E...!!!


... I " W A N N A - B E E " ... ? " P E N E T R A T E D " ... !!!


... I " W A N N A - B E E " ... ? " F - U - C - K - E - D " ... !!!


... " M Y " ... ? " F A N T A S Y " ... ? I S ... ? T O , B E ... ?


... " F - U - C - K - E - D " ... ?


... B Y " S E V E N " G U Y S ... !!! I N , T H E " S A M E " R O O M ...!!!


... A T ... T H E " S A M E " T I M E ... !!!


... " Y O U " ... ? R E A A L L L L Y ... ? O U G H T T A " T R Y " ... ?


... " V I A G R A " ... S O M E - T I M E ... ? " B I G - M I K E "... !!!


... " Y O U " ... ? " M I G H T " ... ? B E " Q U I T E " ... ?


... " P L E A S A N T L Y " ... ? " S U R P R I S E D " ... ?


... B Y , T H E " R E S U L T S " ... !!!" .


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... I T ' S ... ? " Y O U R " T U R N ... !!! " N - O - W " ... !!!


... S H O W " M E " ... ? " Y O U R " ... " P - U - S - S - Y " ... !!!".


... T H E " D I V A " ... ? L I F T E D ... T H E " H E M " O F " H E R "...?


... "G O L D - L A M E' " E V E N I N G - G O W N ... ?


... L O W E R E D ... T H E " W A I S T - B A N D " O F " H E R " ... ?


... B L A C K " L E G G I N G S , D O W N - A B O U T ..." H E R " K N E E S ,


... A N D " F L A S H E D " ... " M E "... ? T H E " B E A V E R " ... !!!


... T H E " D I V A "... ? W A S ... ? " O L D - S C H O O L " ... !!!


... " N O " ... " S H A V E D - P U B E S " ... ? F O R " T H I S " ... ?


... " F O X Y " ... " B I T C H "... !!!


... A F U L L , T H I C K , W O O L Y , T R I A N G U L A R " B U S H "!!!


..." S P R O U T E D "...? F R O M , B E T W E E N " H E R " T H I G H S...!!!


... I " T O O K " T H E ... " S H O T " ... !!!


( " B I G - M I K E " ) :


" ... S P R E A D ... T H O S E ... L I P S ... W I D E ... O P E N ...!!!".


... T H E " D I V A "... ? E V E R ... ? T H E " P R I M A - D O N N A " ... ?


... D E M U R R E D ... ? A N D " P U L L E D - U P " ..." H E R " ... ?


..." L E G G I N G S " , A N D ...? " P U L L E D - D O W N ... " H E R "... ?


... " G O L D - L A M E' " G O W N'S - H E M ... !!! " .
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" PASSION " [Apr. 6th, 2007|03:13 pm]
" ... L A S T TIME I KISSED A W O M A N ... IN " A N G E R " ... ??? !!!


... IT WAS CH R I S T M A S - E V E ... !!!


... NOW ... ? IT'S ... " P A S S - O V E R " ... !!!


... WE STOOD ... CLOSE ... MUCH TOO CLOSE ...


... IN THE DARKENED FOYER OF HER CLUTTERED ...


... TENEMENT APARTMENT ...


... I TOOK HER ...


... AND HELD HER IN MY ARMS ...


... PULLED HER BODY TIGHT ... TOWARDS MINE ...


... RAN MY HAND INSIDE ... AND UP THE BACK ... OF HER BLACK ...


... " W I F E - B E A T E R " ... T - SHIRT ... ?


... FEELING HER TAUT , HARD , MUSCULAR BACK ... HER MALE , ATHLETIC PHYSIQUE ...


... FINGERING HER RIGID OBLIQUES ... LATERALS ... HER BONEY RIB - CAGE ...


... AND HER SOFT , SMOOTH FEMALE SKIN ...


... WET , VELVETY ... TONGUES ... EROTICALLY ... SWIPING OVER EACH OTHER ...


... TASTING THE LINGERING FLAVORS OF THE FINE , AGED CALIFORNIA MERLOT ...


... THAT SHE HAD INDULGED IN ... ALL EVENING LONG ... !!!


... LAST TIME ... ?


... IT HAD BEEN THE LINGERING SAVORS ... ?


... OF MENTHOL NEWPORTS 1 0 0 ' S ... ? AND CHEAP NEW YORK STATE CABERNET ... !!!


... IN A TINY STUDIO ... REEKING OF STALE CAT - PISS ... AND ...


... " OLD MISTER BOSTON " ... BLACK - BERRY BRANDY ... ABOVE A SUSHI JOINT ...


... OUT IN BAYSIDE ...


" ... WANT ME TO STAY ... ? ".


... SHE SILENTLY ... SHAKES HER HEAD ... " N O " ...


... LONG , STRINGY , SWEATY BRUNETTE HAIR ... SWISHING ACROSS HER ROMAN NOSE ...


... OBSCURING HER HIGH - CHEEK - BONE ... SCULPTED FACE ...


" ... LOCK THE DOOR BEHIND M E ... THEN ... " .


... HER FACE FALLS INTO THE SHADOWS ...


... " S L A M " ... " C L I C K " ...


... I HEAR HER SCHOOL - GIRL GIGGLES ... FROM BEHIND THE LOCKED DOOR ...


... I TRUDGE DOWN - STAIRS ... AND OUT INTO A FREEZING , EAST VILLAGE NIGHT ...


... IT WAS " D E A T H - M E T A L " NIGHT ... AT THE BOWERY POETRY CLUB ...


... THE ... " H E A D - B A N G E R S ' - B A L L " ... !!!


... LATIN GOTH ... TEENS ... THRASH - DANCE TO DRUMS ... BASS ... AND FEED - BACK


... THE VOCALIST SCREAMS ...


... FIST - FIGHTS ... BREAK - OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR ...


... A BEER BOTTLE BREAKS ... OVER A " METAL - HEAD'S " ... H E A D ... !!!


... GLASS SHOWERS THE DANCE - FLOOR ... !!


... " MOONIE " ... THE BAR - TENDER ... JUMPS FROM BEHIND THE " STICK " ...


... EJECTS THE INSTIGATORS ... !!! OUT ONTO THE COLD SIDE - WALK ... !!!


... IT'S LOUD ... CHAOTIC ... VIOLENT ...


... SOME REALLY DRUNK '' D U D E '' ... ?


... SPRAWLED ON A BAR - STOOL IN THE CORNER ... ?


... '' HEAD - BANGS '' ... TO THE BEAT ...


... HIS LONG , STRINGY , SWEATY , BRUNETTE HAIR ... ?


... SWEEPS ACROSS HIS FACE ... OBSCURING HIS FEATURES ... !!!


... MAN ... !!! H E IS ... D R U N K ... !!!!


... HE POUNDS HIS HEAVILY MUSCLED HANDS ON THE MAHOGANY BAR - TOP ...


... HIS DELTOIDS ... BICEPS ... TRI - CEPS BULGE ... AS HE PLAYS INVISIBLE BONGOS ...


... HE GROGGILY LIFTS UP HIS HEAD BETWEEN SONG - SETS ...


... IT'S MY " E X " ... !!!


... " PERFORMANCE - PARTNER " ... !!!


... MY ... " D I V A " ... MY " P R I M A - D O N N A " ... !!!


... S H E ... ??? !!! IS ... ? R E A L L L Y ... D R U N K ... !!!


... I MERELY STEPPED INSIDE THE CLUB ... ON A WHIM ... BY ACCIDENT ...


... STUCK BETWEEN L I R R TRAIN SCHEDULES ...


... NOW ... ? I GOTTA PROTECT MY ... ? " I N V E S T - M E N T " ... !!!


" ... HEY ... ? REBECCA ... ? I'M HEADIN' OUT NOW ... ?


... IF YOU ' R E " FINISHED " ... ?


... I'LL WALK YOU HOME ... ? ".


... BARELY COMPREHENDING THE QUESTION ... SHE STARES UP AT ME ...


... THROUGH BLOOD - SHOT EYES ...


" ... ALRIGHT , " B I G - M I K E " ... " SHE SLURS ...


... CLUB KIDZ ... FLAIL AT ONE - ANOTHER ... WITH CLOSED TAE KWON DO ... FISTS ...


... CHOP AT THE AIR ... WITH DAZZLING ROUND - HOUSE KICKS ... AT INVISIBLE OPPONENTS


... I HELP REBECCA ... WITH HER MANY LAYERS OF HOODED SWEAT - SHIRTS ... AND JACKETS


... LIKE TRYING TO DRESS A FUSSY TWO - YEAR - OLD ... FOR EASTER SUNDAY ... !!!


... SHE CAN'T EVEN STAND ... !!!


... I COLLECT HER COLLECTION OF HAND - BAGS ... PURSES ... BACK - PACKS ...


... SLING THEM OVER MY SHOULDER ...


... I SUPPORT HER SIX - FOOT ... HUNDRED TWENTY - POUND ... ?


... ANORECTIC ... " S P E E D - F R E A K " ... FRAME ... !!!


... SLING HER ARM OVER MY SHOULDER ... HEAD FOR THE FRONT DOOR ...


" ... YOU STILL BACK THERE ... ? ".


" ... Y E A H ... " .


... MANY WERE THE TIMES ... ? IN THE PAST ... ?


... I WAS FORCED TO C A R R Y HER ... ? SLUNG OVER MY BACK ... ?


... IN A " FIRE - MAN'S " CARRY ...


... TWO BLOCKS NORTH ... ONE BLOCK EAST ... THREE FLIGHTS UP - STAIRS ... ?


... PAST PUNK - ROCKERS ... CONGREGATING WITH CIGARETTE SMOKING ...


... OUT - SIDE " C B G B ' S " ... ON THE BOWERY ...


" ... LOOK AT ME ... !!! I 'M A BALLERINA ... !!! CATCH ME ... " B I G - M I K E "!"


... AS SHE COLLAPSED IN AN ALCOHOLIC BLACK - OUT ... PERFORMING ...


... CLASSIC ... " A R A B E S Q U E S " ... FOR HER INVISIBLE CHEERING AUDIENCES... !!


... THIS TIME ... ?


... I MERELY NEEDED TO SUPPORT HER SLUMPING ... " DEAD - WEIGHT " ...


... BODY ... AGAINST MY STEADY HIP ...


" ... YOU GOT YOUR KEY ... ? ".


... SHE FUMBLES FOR THE LOCK ... CAN'T SEEM TO STICK THE KEY IN SIDE ...


" ... HERE ... ? LET ME DO IT ... I 'M A TRAINED LOCK - SMITH ... " .


... LIFTING HER SCRAWNY A S S ... IN THE PALM OF MY HAND ...


... UP THREE FLIGHTS OF STAIRS ... ?


... TO HER " CRASH - PAD " ...


" ... WELL ... GOOD NIGHT ... YOU INVITIN' ME IN ... ? ".


" ... NO ... !!! PERO ... ? TU QUIERES IR A ... " C U B A " ... ?


... POR DOS SEMANAS ... EMPIEZA EN ... ?


... EL VENTE - Y - OCHO ... DE ABRIL ... ? ".


... SHE ASKS ... ? IN SPANISH ... ?


... IF I WANT TO FLY DOWN TO HAVANA ... ON VACATION WITH HER ... ?


... LATER THIS MONTH ... !!!


" ... YEAH ... SURE ... " REBECCA " ... I'LL GET MY PASS - PORT ... IN ORDER ...


... GOOD - NIGHT ... " .


... I LEAN IN ... FOR MY CUSTOMARY " FRENCH - LEBANESE - COUSIN " ...


... DRY , CHASTE ... KISS ...


... ON BOTH CHEEKS ... ?


... OUR LIPS ACCIDENTALLLY BRUSH ... I TASTE SPIT ... OUR MOUTHS LOCK ...


... WE K I S S ... WITH A N G E R ... WITH P A S S I O N ... WITH L U S T ... !!!


... IT'S BEEN T H R E E ... LONG MONTHS SINCE I'VE GOTTEN T H A T SERIOUS ... ?


... PHYSICALLY ... WITH A WOMAN ... IT FELT FAMILIAR ... IT FELT GOOD ...


... WE D O ... ? HAVE A ... " S E X U A L - H I S T O R Y " ... TOGETHER ...


... S H E ... ? IS D R U N K ... ?


... AND WILL HAVE N O ... ? RECOLLECTION OF THIS MOMENT , TOMORROW MORNING ...


... I WILL REMEMBER THIS MOMENT ... FOR A L I F E - T I M E ... !!!


... I CAN STILL HEAR HER SCHOOL - GIRL GIGGLES ... FROM BEHIND HER LOCKED FRONT DOOR


... ALL ... THE WAY OUT ... ONTO THE BOWERY ... !!! " .
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" S A C R I - L E G E " [Mar. 23rd, 2007|04:39 pm]
" ... Y ' K N O W ... ? " B I G - M I K E "... ?


... S H E ' S ... ? " M E N T A L L Y - I L L " ... ?


... S H E ' S ... ? A V E R Y " D I S T U R B E D " L I T T L E - G I R L ... !!! " .


... T H A T ' S HOW I LIKE ' E M ... !!!


... Y O U N G , D U M B , AND F U L L O F ... " C U M " ... !!!


... A N D ... ??? !!!! I N - S - A - N - E ... !!!


... " T H E Y " SAY ... ? N E V E R " F U C K " A N Y - B O D Y ... ?


... " C R A A A A A Z I E R " ... ? THAN " Y O U R - S E L F " ... !!!


... I " T H O U G H T " ... ? " T H A T " ... ?


... MADE " M E " ... ? " I M M U N E " ... !!!


... N O - B O D Y ... B U T ... N O - B O D Y ... ?


... IS " C R A Z I E R " ... ? THAN ... ? " B I G - M I K E "... !!!


... H O W ... ? " W R O N G " ... ??? !!! I W A S ... !!!


... WE ' RE STANDING OUT - SIDE THE " S T A R - B U C K 'S " ... ?


... ON BROADWAY ... JUST NORTH OF " T I M E S - S Q U A R E " ... ?


... THE RED DOUBLE - DECKER " BIG APPLE TOURS " BUS SLOWLY PULLS BY US ... ?


... S H E ... ? LIFTS UP H E R SHIRT ... AND BRA ... !!!


... FLASHES H E R ..." T - I - T - S " ... !!!


... AT THE UN - SUSPECTING " OUT - OF - TOWNERS " ... !!!


... WHO G A W K ... IN OPEN - MOUTHED AMAZE - MENT ... !!!


" ... USUALLY ... ? I JUST GIVE THEM ... ?


... " T H E - F I N G E R " ... !!! " .


" ... I ALWAYS ... " F L A S H " ... TOURISTS ... !!!


... SOME - THING TO TELL THE " FOLKS " BACK HOME... IN " I O W A " ... !!! " .


... I " A M " ... ? AN ... " U R B A N - L E G E N D " ... !!! " .


... " B I G - M I K E " ... ?


... MAY N O T BE AN ... ? " U R BA N - L E G E N D "... ?


... BUTT ... ? H E FUCKED " O N E " ... O N C E ... !!!


... S H E ... ? WAS A ... ? " N E C R O - P H I L I A C " ... !!!


... S H E ... ? ENROLLED IN THE " MORTUARY SCIENCES " PROGRAM ... ?


... TO GAIN ACCESS ... ? TO HER POTENTIAL ... " D A T E S " ... ??? !!!


... B E T T E R ... ? THAN ... " C R A I G ' S - L I S T " ... ??? !!!


... S H E ... ? LIKED ... TO " F U C K " ... IN C E M E T A R I E S ... !!!


... WE " F U C K E D " ... IN THE CHURCH - YARD ... ?


... OF THAT OLD METHODIST CHURCH ... IN SOUTH JAMAICA ... !!!


... I ACCIDENTALLY ... " DESECRATED " ... ?


... SOME " DEAD - GUYS " GRAVE - SITE ... !!!


... I " D E - S E C R A T E D " ... A L L OVER HIS GRAVE ... ?


... WHEN I M I S S E D HER " T I T S " ... ?


... IN A ... V A I N ... ATTEMPT ... ?


... TO PRESENT HER ... ? WITH A ... " P E A R L - N E C K L A C E " ... ?


... FOR HER NINE - TEENTH BIRTHDAY ... !!!


( ... AND IT WASN' T EVEN HER BIRTH - DAY ... !!! ) .


... THAT POOR GUY ... ?


... BURIED S I X - F E E T - U N D E R ... ?


... THOUGHT ... ? HE WAS GRANTED ETERNAL REST ... ?


... A N D...? HE GETS H I T ... ? IN THE EYE ... ? WITH ... ?" T H A T "...!!!


... TALK ABOUT YER " H E L L - O N - E A R T H " ... !!!


... " D O I N ' - I T " ... ON THE CRYPT ... OF " J O H N - D O N N E " ... !!!


... N O T ... " T H A T " ... " JOHN DONNE " ... !!!


... THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY ENGLISH MYSTIC POET ... ? WHO WROTE ... ?


... " NO MAN IS AN ISLAND " ... " EVERY MAN'S DEATH DIMINISHES ME ... "


... " ASK N O T ... FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS ... IT TOLLS FOR T H E E ... !!! " .


... BUT THE JOHN DONNE ... ? WHO DIED IN 1 7 9 2 ... AND RESTS IN PEACE ... ?


... INTERRED WITH-IN THE OLD HUGUENOT BURIAL PLOT ... IN NEW ROCHELLE NEW YORK ... !!!


... IT WAS DECEMBER ... ? AND THERE WAS A BLIZZARD RAGING OUT - SIDE ... ?


... B U T T ... ? WHEN ... ? YOU ' RE ... ? " FORTY - NINE "... ?


... AND S H E ' S ... " N I N E - T E E N " ... ??? !!!


... YOU JUST D O N ' T GIVE A ... " S H I T " ... !!!


... I CAN IMAGINE THAT VENERABLE " OLD DUDE " ... ? INSIDE HIS MAUSOLEUM ... ?


... BANGING HIS FIST ... IN FURY ... ON THE GRANITE SLAB ... OVER HIS HEAD ... ?


" ... H E Y ... ??? !!! Y O U S E " T W O " ... ??? !!!


... TAKE ... " T H A T " ... ? TO A " H O T E L - R O O M " , WILLYA ... !!! " .
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" U R B A N - L E G E N D " !!! [Mar. 22nd, 2007|03:21 pm]
" ... " KENTUCKY - FRIED - RAT " ... !!!


... THE RODENT THAT CRAWLED INSIDE THE " K F C " DEEP - FRIER ... ?


... COATED WITH ... ? THE " C O L O N E L ' S " ... ?


... " ORIGINAL " - RECIPE' BATTER ... WITH ITS ... ?


... 3 3 " SECRET " ... HERBS ... AND SPICES ... ?


... AND SERVED UP TO THE UN - SUSPECTING CUSTOMER ... !!!


... " FINGER - LICKIN' - G O O D ... !!! " .


... THE MEAL - WORMS ... ? CRAWLING THROUGH - OUT THE " B I G - M A C " ... ?


" ... " S U P E R - S I Z E " ... M E ... !!! " .


... THE GIRL ... DREAMING OF ... EATING " C E L E R Y " ... ?


... ONLY TO A - WAKEN ... ? AND REALIZE SHE'S CHOMPING - DOWN ... ?


... ON " C O C K - R O A C H E S " ... !!!


... WHICH HAVE CLIMBED INSIDE HER MOUTH ... AS SHE SLEPT ... !!!


... A L L I G A T O R S ... IN THE SEWERS OF N Y C ... !!!


... THE NAIVE TOURISTA ... ?


... BUYS A " C H I H U A H U A " ... IN TIA JUANA ... ?


... ONLY TO BE IN - FORMED BY THE " BORDER PATROL " ... IN SAN DIEGO ... ?


... THAT THE ANIMAL SHE HAS PURCHASED ... ?


... IS IN REALITY ... ? A VICIOUS , GIANT , MEXICAN " S E W E R - R A T " ... !!!


... THE BLUE - HAIRED OLD LADY ... ?


... WHO ... ? V A P O R I Z E S ... !!!


... HER RAIN - SOAKED POODLE ... IN THE MICRO - WAVE OVEN ... !!!


... THE JUMPING CACTUS ... ?


... FILLED WITH HAIRY TARANTULAS ... !!!


... THE " ONE - NIGHT - STAND " ... ?


... WHO SCRAWLS ..." WELCOME TO THE WONDER - FULL WORLD OF ..." A.I.D.S. " !!!


... ON YOUR BATH - ROOM MIRROR ... !!! IN RED LIP - STICK ... ?


... WHEN SHE LEAVES YOUR BED ... FIRST THING IN THE MORNING ... ?


... AFTER A NIGHT OF UN - PROTECTED S E X ... !!!


... YOUR BROTHER - IN - LAW ... ?


... WHO PICKS UP SOME " H O T T I E " ... ? AT A BAR ... ?


... ONLY ... ? TO DISCOVER ... " S H E " ... ??? !!!


... HAS A BIGGER " D I C K " ... !!! THAN " H E " ... ? H A S ... !!!


... " U R B A N - L E G E N D S " ... !!!


... B U T T ... ? " W H A T " ... ? H A P P E N S ... ?


... W H E N " Y O U "... A R E ... ???!!! AN " U R B A N - L E G E N D "... !!!


" ... S O O O O ... ? I ' M SMOKIN ' A ... " B L U N T " ... ?


... WITH A CLASS - MATE OF MINE ... ?


... AFTER WE FINISH " F O R E N S I C S " L A B ... FOR THE DAY ...


... WE ' RE ... R E A L L L L L Y ... " H I G H " ... !!!


... A N D ... H E GOES ... ? " L E M M E TELL YA THIS REAAAALLLLLY ... ?


... " F U C K E D - U P " STORY ... ?


... THAT MY PROFESSOR TOLD THE CLASS ... DURING HIS LECTURE ON ... ?


... " P O S T - M O R T E M " ETHICS ... !!!


... LISSEN TO T H I S ... !!! I T ' LL FUCKIN' K I L L - Y A ... !!!


... D I G ... ? " T H I S " ... !!!


... SOME ... " G I R L " ... ? S H E GOT CAUGHT ... ?


... F U C K I N ' ... !!! ONE OF THE C A D A V E RS ... !!!


... BY THE DIRECTOR OF THE FUNERAL HOME ... ?


... WHERE SHE WAS WORKIN' ... AS A MORTUARY INTERN ... !!!


... ISN'T T H A T ... " F U C K E D - U P " ... ??? !!! ".


... " T H A T ' S " ... ? WHEN I REALIZED ... ?


... ONCE I GRADUATE ... ? WITH MY DEGREE ... IN MORTUARY SCIENCE ... ?


... IF I EVER HOPE ... TO SET UP A FUNERAL PRACTICE ... ? A N Y - W H E R E ... ?


... I ' M GONNA HAVE TO RE - LOCATE ... ? O U T T A STATE ... !!!


... I ' M GONNA HAVETA TAKE MY DIPLOMA ... ?


... AND LEAVE THE AREA ... !!!


... I ' VE ALREADY ... ?


... LOOKED INTO SETTING UP A PRACTICE ... ? IN ... N E W - M E X I C O ... !!!


... " T H I S " ... ? IS A VERY SMALL ... " C O M M U N I T Y " ... !!!


... EVERY - BODY ... ? KNOWS ... EVERY - BODY ... !!!


... THIS " PROFESSOR " ... ?


... HAS BASICALLY RUINED MY REPUTATION ... IN THE FIELD ... !!!


... HE'S " POISONED THE WELL " ... !!!


... EVERY - BODY K N O W S WHAT I DID , N O W ... !!!


... I ' M A F U C K I N ' ... " C A S E - H I S T O R Y " ... !!!


... IN UN - ETHICAL ... MORTUARY PRACTICES ... !!!


... AN " OBJECT LESSON " ... ?


... IN HOW TO GET ... " BLACK - BALLED " ... !!! FOR LIFE ... !!!


... W H O ' S ... ? G O N N A HIRE M E ... ? N O W ... !!! ???


... O H ... ? AND BY THE WAY ... ? " B I G - M I K E "... ?


... I W A S ... " N O T " ... CAUGHT !!!


" ... " F U C K I N G " ... A " C O R P S E " ... !!! "


... I WAS ONLY HOLDING THE ... C O R P S E ' S ... HAND ... !!! ???


... WHILE I ... ? " M A S T U R B A T E D " ... WITH " H E R " ... !!!


... A N D ... ? F U R T H E R - M O R E ... ??? !!!


... " T H A T ' S " ... ? N O T ... EVEN W H Y I WAS F I R E D ... ?


... IN THE F I R S T - P L A C E ... !!!


... I GOT DIS - MISSED ... ? F O R ... ?


... " F U C K I N G " ... MY ... " B O Y - F R I E N D "... !!!


... ON THE A U T O P S Y - T A B L E ... IN THE FUNERAL PARLOR'S MORGUE ... !!!


... IT WAS A " T I L T - T A B L E "... ?


... WE HAD I T ... ? AT A THIRTY - DEGREE - INCLINE ANGLE ... !!!


... IT W A S ... " A W E - S O M E "... !!!


... THE S E N S A T I O N ... A T " T H A T " A N G L E ... ??? !!!


... WAS ... " A - M A Z I N G " ... !!!


... I KEPT CUMMIN' ... AND ... CUMMIN' ... AND CUMMIN ' ... !!!


... I C O U L D N ' T STOP ... !!! HAVIN' MULTIPLE ORGASMS ... !!!


... I S T A R T E D .... S C R E E E E A A A A A M I N ' ... !!!


... THAT ' S ... ? W H E N ... ? THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR MUST ' VE HEARD US...?


... " DOIN' I T "... ?


... CAME DOWN - STAIRS ... ? TO INVESTIGATE ... ?


... AND CAUGHT U S ... ? AT " I T " ... !!!


... HE FIRED ME ... ?


... AND " R A T T E D " - M E - OUT ... ? TO THE UNIVERSITY ... ?


... I GOT KICKED - OUT OF THE INTERN - SHIP PROGRAM ... !!!


... N O W ... ? I ' M THIS ... ? B I G " F U C K I N ' " J O K E ... ?


... TO E V E R Y - B O D Y ... IN THE " MORTUARY SCIENCES " PROGRAM ... !!!


... A I N ' T ... ? LIFE A " B I T C H " ... !!! ????


... O H ... Y E A H ... BY THE WAY ... ? " B I G - M I K E " ... ?


... I N E V E R ... TURNED - IN THE ... ? " K E Y S "... ?


... TO THE FUNERAL PARLOR ... ?


... I CAN S T I L L GET DOWN TO THE MORGUE , THERE ... ? Y ' KNOW ... ?


... W H A T T A Y A , S A Y ... " B I G - M I K E "... ?


... I N T E R E S T E D ... ? ".
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"PERMISSION SLIP" [Jan. 10th, 2007|03:21 pm]
" ... I OBTAINED HER WRITTEN PERMISSION ...


... TO BEGIN WITH THE PERFORMANCE ...


... SHE SIGNED THE ... " INFORMED CONSENT " ...


... TO PROCEED ... WITH THE PROCEEDURE ...


... I SHOULD HAVE BEEN PAYING CLOSER ATTENTION ...


... WHEN SHE WIGGLED HER BIG , FAT A S S ...


... INSIDE MY CLINIC ...


... " CHECKIN' " ME OUT ...


... GIVIN ' ME ... ? THE " E Y E " ... !!!


... SHE WAS AN ... ?


... " E X - H I B I T I O N I S T "... !!!


... FLICKIN' HER RED SERPENTINE TONGUE ... SEDUCTIVELY ...


... ACROSS HER " STRAWBERRY - LIP - GLOSS - ED " - LIPS ...


... PURSING THAT " WHORE - MOUTH " ...


... INTO A SILENT , POUTY , OBSCENE ... K I S S ...


... " MADE - UP " ... ? LIKE A CHEAP " HOOKER " ...


... THE CAKED - ON MASCARA ... ?


... OF A " TAMMY FAYE BAKKER " ...


... A BLACK - INK "TRIBAL " TATTOO ... ?


... ETCHED WHERE HER ... P U B I C - H A I R ...


... SHOULDA' BEEN ...


... ON HER FRESHLY , CLEAN - SHAVEN , PINK PUSSY ...


... AND ... ? THOSE ... F A K E " T I T S " ... !!!


... THOSE ... ? 3 8 - D O U B L E - D D - CUP ...


... SILICONE - ENHANCED ...


... " B R E A S T S "... !!!


... STARING DOWN ...


... THE PLUNGING NECK - LINE ...


... OF HER WHITE , LINEN , PEASANT'S BLOUSE ...


... I GUESS ... ?


... IT WAS THOSE SURGICALLY - AUGMENTED ...


... " H O O T - E R S " ... ?


... THAT DISTRACTED ME FROM MY DUTIES ... !!!


... COULDN'T GET ENOUGH OF THEM THERE ...


... IMPLANT - EN- LARGED ...


... " J U G G S " ... !!!


... AND ONLY AFTER - WARDS ... ?


... DID I NOTICE THE ... " S T I G M A T A " ... ?


... OF THE HOLY , VENERATED , SAINT HEROINE ADDICT ...


... THE NEEDLE - TRACK SCARS ...


... ON HER FORE - ARMS ... AND HANDS ...


... YOU KNOW ... ?


... I "POINT - BLANK" ASKED HER ... ?


... ABOUT HER ... " H I V " - STATUS ... ?


... AND SHE ... L I E D ... TO ME ... !!!


... LOOKED ME STRAIGHT IN THE EYE ...


... AND WITH - OUT BLINKING ...


... L I E D ... TO ME ... !!!


... L I E D ... RIGHT THROUGH HER CAPPED TEETH ...


... L I E D ... WITH - OUT SO MUCH AS BATTING ...


... ONE OF HER FALSE EYE - LASHES ... !!!


... AND I BE - LIEVED HER ... !!!


... ' CUZ ... ?


... WHEN SHE ARCHED HER BACK ... ?


... AND SHOVED THEM CE - MENT - FILLED ...


... "FUN - BAGS " ... ?


... RIGHT UP IN MY ... F A C E ... ???!!!


... I JUST D I D N ' T ... G I V E - A - S H I T ... !!!


... ANY - MORE ...


... WE D I D N ' T USE ANY ...


... " P R O T E C T I O N " ... !!!


... COULDA' K I L L E D ... SOME - BODY ...


... THAT WAY ... !!!


... PRACTICING ... " U N - S A F E " S E X ... !!!


... SHOOTIN' - UP ...


... WITH A "LIVE - VIRUS" ... !!!


... I - A I N ' T - N O ... " B U G - C H A S E R " ... ?


... BUTT ... ? I KNOW WHAT I LIKE ... !!!


... AND ... ? IT A I N ' T F U N ... ?


... UN - LESS ... ? I T ' S ... ?


... " D A N G E R O U S " ... !!!


... R E M E M B E R ... ?


... IF YOU CAN'T BE ... ? " S A F E " ... ?


... THEN ... ? YA GOTTA BE ... ? " L U C K Y "... !!! " .
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" M O T I V A T I O N " !!! [Dec. 28th, 2006|05:56 pm]
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" ... " L O N E L I N E S S " ... ?


... N O T ... " L O V E " ... ? IS THE STRONGEST OF HUMAN EMOTIONS ...


... IF YOU TRULY WISH ... ? TO ACUTELY EXPERIENCE ... ?


... EVERY SINGLE , SOLITARY , WAKING , PAIN - FULL , MOMENT OF THE DAY ... ?


... FEEL ... " L O N E L Y " ...


... NOT ... " L O V I N G " ... !!!


" ... COME BACK TO " M Y " PLACE ... JUST TALK ... " .


... THAT'S ... ? HOW IT STARTED ...


... B U T T ... ? " THAT'S "... ? N O T HOW IT ENDED ... !!!!


... I N E V E R ... JUST WANTED TO ... " T A L K " ... ?


... B U T T ... ? T H A T' S HOW I CONVINCED MYSELF ... ?


... TO LEAVE " K . C . ' S SALOON " ... ?


... WITH ... " H E R " ... !!!


... MY ... " MOTIVATION " ... ? WAS ... ? " L O N E L I N E S S " ...


... THE " STAND - UP - COMEDIENNE " ... ?


... HAD ... ? " BLOWN - ME - OFF " ... ? ONCE , AGAIN ...


" ... "WHAT" IS IT ... ? " T H I S " TIME ... ? " D E A R " ... ?


... THE " VIENNA BOYS' CHOIR " ... ? STAYING OVER AT YOUR PLACE ... TONITE ... ?


... A G A I N ... ? ".


... L A S T TIME ... ? IT WAS HER VERY BEST-EST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD ... ?


... " A M Y " ... !!!


... STAYING OVER - NIGHT ... ON HER LIVING - ROOM COUCH ... SO " A M Y " ... ?


... WOULDN'T FEEL OBLIGATED TO ...


... " F U C K " ... HER " BLIND - DATE " ... ON THEIR F I R S T DATE ... !!!


... AND IT WAS HER " BORN - AGAIN - CHRISTIAN " / " JEWS - FOR - JESUS " ...


... GIRL - FRIEND ... " D A W N " ... ?


... THE TIME BEFORE ... "THAT" ... ?


... " D A W N " ... ?


... WHO IS SAVING HER " VIRGINITY " ... ? FOR THE ... " MARRIAGE NIGHT " ... !!!


... ( WHICH IS "IRONIC "... ? SINCE " D A W N " ... ?


... IS NO LONGER A " V I R G I N " ... ??? !!! ) .


" ... HEY , " B A B Y "... ?


... WE CAN JUST PUT A PILLOW OVER HER HEAD, OR SOME - THIN'... ?


... WHILE WE " DO " IT ... !


... MAKE HER SLEEP ... ? IN THE BATH - ROOM ... ? WHILE WE'RE F U C K I N' ... !!!


... LET HER WATCH ... !!!


... MAYBE ... ? SHE CAN PICK - UP A FEW ... " POINTERS " ... ? FROM US ... ?


... HEY ... ? " H O N E Y " ... ? ASK HER TO ... " JOIN -IN " ... ?


... FOR A " M E N A G E - A - T R O I S " ... !!! " .


" ... N O - " F U C K I N G " - W A Y ... !!!!


... YOU ARE ... " D E E S - G U S - T I N G " ... !!! " .


... ( THE " NOT - VERY - FUNNY - AT - ALL " STAND - UP ...


... " COMEDIENNE " ... ?


... HAS ABSOLUTELY ... N O ... " SENSE OF HUMOUR " ... !!!


... A N D ... ? APPARENTLY A ... ? N E W " BOY - FRIEND " ... !!! ) .


... I WAS FEELING " LEFT - OUT "...


... " DE - PRIOR - ITIZED " ...


... " L O N E L Y "...


... N O T ... AN " EXCUSE " ... !!! N O T ... AN " EXPLANATION " ... !!!


... MERELY ... ?


... MY ... ? " M O T I V A T I O N " ... !!!


... I WENT BACK TO " H E R " PLACE ... ?


... TO " T A L K " WITH ... ? " H E R " ... ?


... BECAUSE I WAS ... ? " L O N E L Y " ...


... AND ... ? AFTER - WARDS ... ?


... I WOULD BE MORE L O N E L Y ... ? THAN EVER ... !!!


... MORE L O N E L Y ... ? THAN E V E R BEFORE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE ... !!!


... LIKE RETURNING TO THE " SCENE OF THE CRIME " ...


... " K . C . ' S SALOON " , BAYSIDE , QUEENS ... ?


... WHERE I ENJOYED MY SEX - LIFE ' S ... ?


... PREVIOUS ... SOLE ... " ONE - NIGHT - STAND " ... ?


... IN AN ALCOHOL - FUELED ... " BLACK - OUT " ...


... MANY YEARS EARLIER ...


... THE " EXTRA - MARITAL AFFAIR " ... ? USED AS AN " EXCUSE " ... ?


... BY MY FIRST " EX " - WIFE , " V A L E R I E " ... !!! TO SUE FOR DIVORCE ...


... SO ... ? RETURN ... TO "THAT" PLACE ... ???!!!


... FOR A ... " REPEAT PERFORMANCE "... !!!


" ... COME BACK TO " M Y " PLACE ... JUST TALK ... ".


... " S H E " SAID ... WITH A DRUNKEN SLUR ... IN " H E R " VOICE ...


... I LEFT THE BAR WITH " H E R " ...


... THERE WERE ... ? " S P I E S " ... ? EVERY - WHERE ... !!!!


... I WAS TO DISCOVER , LATER ...


... " Y O U - F U C K E D - M Y - " F R I E N D " ... !!!???


... Y O U - F U C K E D - M Y - " F R I E N D " ... !!! ???


... Y O U - F U C K E D - M Y - " F R I E N D " ... !!! ???


... I K N O W ... " W H O " ... I T ... W A S ... !!!


... A N D ... ? D O N ' T ... " Y O U " ... L I E ... TO " M E "... !!!


... ' C U Z ... ? " EVERY - BODY " , T H E R E , TOLD " M E " ... ?


... WHO " Y O U " LEFT THE " B A R " ... WITH ... !!! " .


... " B A Y S I D E " ... ? IT S E E M S ... ?


... IS NO DIFFERENT THAN ANY OTHER ... " SMALL - TOWN " , U . S . A . ... ?


... FULL OF JEALOUS , GOSSIP - Y , RUMOUR - MONGERING , LITTLE ... ?


... " B I T C H E S " ... !!!


... LIKE ... A " REAL - LIFE " ... ? " W I S T E R I A - L A N E " ... !!!


... EVERY - BODY ... ?


... IS A L L INTO EVERY - BODY ELSE ' S BUSINESS ... !!! APPARENTLY ... !!!


... A N D ... ? IT GOT BACK TO ... ? " H I M " ... !!!


" ... I TOLD " Y O U " , BEFORE ... !!!


... IF YOU KEPT ON ... " D I T C H I N G " ... " M E " ... ?


... TO GO OUT PLAYING IN SOME FUCKIN' DART TOURNAMENTS ... ?


... WITH ALL YOUR LITTLE " HOME - BOYS " ... ?


... AND THOSE ... ? FAT - SLOB ... " GIRL - FRIENDS " ... OF YOURS ... ?


... " WEIGHING - IN " ... ? AT 1 6 2 POUNDS ... ?


... AT FIVE - FOOT - TWO ... ???!!!


... I WAS GONNA ... " E X E R C I S E - M Y - O P T I O N S " ... !!!


... SO I D I D ... !!!


... A N D ... ? IF "Y O U " ... ?


... THINK I'M JUST SOME WORN - OUT , SKINNY , OLD , " S K A N K " ... ?


... M A Y B E ... ? YOUR " B U D D Y " , H E R E ... ?


... D O E S N ' T ... !!!


... " H E " ... ? APPRECIATES A PERFECT " EUROPEAN " - SIZE ... " O N E "... !!!


... A " NATURAL " ... " 3 4 - C ... 2 4 ... 3 2 ... " !!!!


... A " MODEL " ... AT ... ? ONE HUNDRED ELEVEN ... AND FIVE FOOT NINE ... !!!


... G O - A H E A D ... !!!


... T E L L - " H I M " ... !!! Y O U R - S E L F ... !!! " ,


... " S H E " ... I N S I S T E D ... !!!


... WAVING " H E R " CELL - PHONE ... IN MY FACE ... !!!


... AS WE SHARED " H E R " ... SWEAT , CUM , AND L U B E - STAINED ...


... POST - INTER - COURSE ... BED ...


... TOGETHER ... !!!


... I SILENTLY , VIOLENTLY , WAVED OFF ... " H E R " OFFER OF THE USE ... ?


... OF " H E R " CELL - PHONE ...!!! TO TAUNT " H I M " ... !!!


... I WAS ACTUALLY ... ? KINDA ... ? " F L A T T E R E D " ... ? THAT " H E " ... ?


... CONSIDERED ...? " M E " ... TO BE " H I S " .. " F R I E N D " ... ???!!!


... I USUALLY DIVIDE ... " A L L " ... ? MY ..." A C Q U A I N T A N C E S " ... ?


... INTO TWO BROAD ... ? " C A T E G O R I E S " ... ?


... " S E X - P A R T N E R S " ... ?


... A N D ... ? " B U S I N E S S - A S S O C I A T E S "... !!!


... I CONSIDERED ... ? " H I M " ... ?


... TO BE A ... ? " B U S I N E S S - A S S O C I A T E " ... !!!


... I H A D ... EXPECTED ... ( W R O N G L Y , S O !!! ) ...


... SOME DEGREE OF ... " D I S C R E T I O N " ... ?


... FROM MY " N E W " ... ? " S E X - P A R T N E R "... ?


... B U T T ... ? OBVIOUSLY ... ? "THAT" ... ? WAS N O T TO BE ... !!!


... OBVIOUSLY ... ?


... I AM " O U T " ... ? ONE " N E W " ..." F R I E N D " ... ?


... A N D ... ? I HAVE ... ? IN - ADVERTENTLY ... ACQUIRED ... ?


... ONE " N E W " ... ? " E - N - E - M - Y " ... !!!


... ADDED ... ? TO THAT L O N G , L O N G ... LIST OF PEOPLE ... ?


... WHO WISH NOTHING BETTER ... ?


... THAN ... ? TO SEE ... ? MY ... " B A L L S " ... CUT - OFF .. ?


... AND DISPLAYED UPON A SILVER PLATTER ... ?


... FOR " PUBLIC - VIEWING " ... !!!!


... EVIDENTLY ... ?


... I HAD BEEN UTILIZED ... ? AS A ... " P A W N " ... ?


... IN AN ELABORATE GAME OF ... " R E V E N G E - F U C K " ... C H E S S ... !!!


" ... " C H E C K " ... ? A N D ... ? " M A T E " ... !!! IN TWO MOVES ... !!! ".


... " Q U E E N ' S - G A M B I T " ... !!!


(... " I ' M " ... ? T H E " V I C T I M " , H E R E ... " O F F I C E R "... !!!)


" ... COME BACK TO " M Y " PLACE ... JUST TALK ... " .


... A N D ... ? " W H O " KNEW ... ?


... " W H O " KNEW ... ?


... THAT WITHIN THE SPACE OF A FEW SHORT HOURS TIME ... ?


... I WOULD WIND - UP ... ?


... THE UN - WITTING RECIPIENT ... ?


... OF A PREVIOUSLY ... UN - FORE - CASTED ... ?


... " G O L D E N - S H O W E R " ... ??? !!!


( ... AND IT WASN ' T EVEN RAINING , OUT - SIDE ... ??? !!! ).


... OR ... ?


... THAT I WOULKD FIND MY - SELF ... ?


... CLAWING ... AT SOME CRAZY - BITCH ' S , ANORECTIC ... ?


... TWELVE - YEAR - OLD - PRE - ADOLESCENT - BOY ' S - B U T T O C K S ... !!! ????


... WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY ... ?


... " R A M M I N G " ... ? THE ..." B I Z Z - N E S S " ... END ... ?


... OF AN ELECTRIC TOOTH - BRUSH ... ?


... UP HER TIGHT , PUCKERED , PINK ... " A S S S S - H O L E " ... ???? !!!!


... AS SHE BURIED HER FACE ... EVER DEEPER ... INTO HER PILLOW ... ?? !!!


... " M O A N I N ' ... A N D ... G R O A N I N ' " ...


... WITH HER LITTLE SCHOOL - GIRL ' S ... " R U M P " ... ?


... STUCK UP IN THE AIR ...


... OF " H E R " ... ? TINY ...


... CIGARETTE - SMOKE - CHOKED ...


... CHEAP - CHARDONNAY - WINE - SOAKED ...


... " OLD MISTER BOSTON " BRAND - BLACK - BERRY - BRANDY - SODDEN ...


... ONE - BED - ROOM - APART - MENT ...


... ABOVE A PIZZA - PARLOUR ... OUT IN SUBURBAN ... BAY SIDE , QUEENS ... ?


... " F R I G G I N G " ... HER - SELF ... ?


... TO AN EARTH - SHATTERING ... EAR - DRUM - SPLITTING ...


... " A N A L - O R G A S M " ... !!! ???


... & Y O W L I N G ... LIKE A ... " S H E - M O U N T A I N - L I O N " ...


... IN " H E A T " ... !!!


" ... COME BACK TO " M Y " PLACE ... JUST TALK ... ".


... AND I ... ? I WENT BACK TO " H E R " PLACE ... WITH " H E R "... ?


... BECAUSE I W A S ... ? SOOOOOOOOOO ... F U C K I N' ... " L O N E L Y " ...


... " L O N E L I N E S S " ... ?


... B R E E D S ... ? " D E S P E R A T I O N " ... !!!


... N O T ... THE " DESPERATION " ... FOR " S E X " ... ?


... BUT THAT " D E S P E R A T I O N " ... ?


... WHICH WILL COMPELL YOU TO ... BLOW YOUR OWN FUCKIN' BRAINS OUT ... !!!


... WITH A LOADED . 3 5 7 MAGNUM ... STUCK INSIDE YOUR MOUTH ...


... IF YOU HAVE TO WAKE- UP ... ? J U S T ... ? O N E ... M O R E ... DAWN ... ?


... WITH - OUT SOME - BODY ... ? " A N Y - B O D Y " ... !!! ELSE ' S ... ?


... N A K E D ... " A S S " ... STUCK - UP ... IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE ... !!!


... IN THE MORNING .... !!!


" ... " D E S P E R A T E " PEOPLE ... ?


... DO " D E S P E R A T E " THINGS ... !!!! " .


... N O W ... ?


... I "HAD" ... ? ASSIDUOUSLY AVOIDED ... ?


... " K . C . ' S SALOON " ... ?


... FOR A " SELF - IMPOSED " EXILE ... ?


... OF ... N I N E ... L O N G YEARS ...


... FOLLOWING ... ? THAT " LAST " DRUNKEN , SEXUAL IN - DISCRETION ... !!!???


... SOOOOOOOOOOOO ... ? NOW ... ?


... I SUPPOSE ... ? I MUST ... ? " DO - THE - RIGHT - THING " ... ?


... A N D ... ? ONCE, AGAIN ... RELIGIOUSLY AVOID ... ? THE INSIDE OF ... ?


... " M R . K E V I N - C O L L I N S ' " ...


... FINE DRINKING ESTABLISHMENT ... ?


... FOR THE NEXT EN - SUING ... D E C A D E ' S WORTH ... ?


... ( OR M O R E ... ? ?? !!! )


... OF SELF - BANISH - MENT ... FROM THE FRIENDLY CONFINES OF "THAT" ... ?


... " D E N - O F - I N I Q U I T Y " ... !!!???


... NOVELIST ... " J A M E S - L E O - H E R L I H Y " ... ?


... IN HIS SEMINAL WORK ... " M I D N I G H T - C O W B O Y " ... ?


... CHRONICLING ... THE GRITTY , SEEMY , GAY - MALE , STREET - HUSTLER - SCENE ...


... OF 1 9 6 0 ' S ... NEW YORK CITY ... " T I M E S - S Q U A R E " ... ?


... QUOTES ... STREET PREACHER ...


... " T H E - R E V E R E N D - O ' D A N I E L ' S " ... ?


... IN HIS SERMON ... TO RECENT ARRIVAL ...." J O E - B U C K " ... FROM TEXAS ...


" ... THE " G O O D - L O R D " ... ? N E V E R SAID ...


" ... " B L E S S - E D " ... A R E ... T H E " L O N E L Y " ... " ,


... " H E " ... ? NEVER SAID " T H E Y " ... WERE ... B L E S S - E D "... !!!
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"DEVELOPMENTALLY DIS - ABLED" [Dec. 8th, 2006|01:36 pm]
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[Current Location |BAYSIDE , QUEENS , LONG ISLAND ... BELL BOULEVARD & NORTHERN]
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[music |"HARLEM SHUFFLE"/MICK JAGGER & THE ROLLING STONES]

" ... WELL ... ?


... WE " BROKE - UP " ... ?


... ONCE AGAIN ... !!!


... BUTT ... ?


... SHE NEEDED ... ? " M E " ... ??? !!!


... TO RIDE ... ? " S H O T - G U N " ... !!!


... IN THE PASSENGER - SIDE SEAT ...


... OF HER 2 0 0 4 " L E X U S " 4 - DOOR SEDAN ...


... LOOKING FOR ... ?


... " INVEST - MENT QUALITY " ....


... " BROWN - STONE TOWN - HOUSES " ...


... IN " HAMILTON HEIGHTS " ...


... " H A M I L T O N - H E I G H T S " ... ?


... IS A REAL - ESTATE BROKER'S EUPHEMISM FOR ... ?


... " H A R L E M " ... !!!


... AND NO ... ?


... GOOD LITTLE ITALIAN CATHOLIC - SCHOOL GIRL ... ?


... IS GONNA DRIVE DADDY ' S LUXURY SEDAN ... ?


... THROUGH THE MEAN STREETS OF HARLEM ... ?


... WITH - OUT ... ? A (WHITE) MALE ESCORT ... !!!


... SHE'S AFRAID OF THOSE ... " M U L L I O N S " ... !!!


... THE STRICT ITALIAN TRANSLATION FOR THE WORD IS ... ?


... " E G G - P L A N T S " ... !!!!


... BUT IT IS ACTUALLY ... ?


... AN ETHNIC COLLOQUIAL PERJORATIVE FOR ... ?


... " A F R I C A N - A M E R I C A N " ... !!!!


... A K I N ... ? TO THE ... " N - W O R D " ... !!!!


... BESIDES ... ?


... SHE HAS THE WORLD'S WORST SENSE OF DIRECTIONS ... !!!


... RETURNING FROM UP - STATE NEW YORK ....


... ONCE , RECENTLY ... ?


... TRYING TO GET BACK TO BAYSIDE , QUEENS ... ?


... TRAVELLING ON THE " MAJOR DEEGAN EXPRESSWAY " ... ?


... SHE WOUND UP IN ... ?


... " S E C A U C U S , N E W J E R S E Y " ... !!!


... VIA THE GEORGE WASHINGTON BRIDGE ... !!!


" ... WE'LL DRIVE THROUGH CENTRAL PARK ...


... EXIT AT 1 1 0 TH STREET ... NORTH DRIVE ...


... PICK UP ST . NICHOLAS AVENUE ... ?


... WHERE IT STARTS AT LENOX AVENUE ... ?


... RIDE IT UP ...


... ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE HEART OF HARLEM ...


... AS IT SNAKES ITS WAY ...


... FROM SIXTH ... ? TO LIKE ... BROADWAY ...


... IN WASHINGTON HEIGHTS ...


... WHICH IS LIKE ... ? ELEVENTH AVENUE ...


... THAT WAY ... ?


... WE GET TO SEE THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD ...


... GET AN IDEA OF THE REAL ESTATE OFFERINGS ... ".


... WE TAKE THE SCENIC ROUTE ...


... PAST THE ROW - BOAT LAKE ...


... THE METROPOLITAN MUSEUM .... LASKER RINK ...


" ... YEAH ... ?


... HARLEM ... ?


... SURE HAS CHANGED A LOT ... SINCE I LIVED ...


... AND WORKED UP HERE ...


... I LIVED ON AMSTERDAM AVENUE ...


... WORKED AT SYDENHAM HOSPITAL ...


... A CITY FACILITY ... ON MANHATTAN AVENUE ...


... THAT WAS EVENTUALLY CLOSED ...


... DUE TO THE BUDGETARY CRISIS ... OF THE SEVENTIES


... THAT AREA ... ? BY MORNINGSIDE PARK ... ?


... WAS REALLLY ... " W I L D " ... !!!


... IN THOSE DAYS ... !!!


... IS WAS LIKE A " FREE - FIRE " ZONE ...


... VIRTUALLY , COMPLETELY TAKEN OVER ... ?


... BY JUNKIES , HEROINE ADDICTS ...


... THE POLICE WOULDN'T EVEN GO THERE ... !!!


... THEY USED TO FIGURE ... ?


" ... HEY ... ? W H Y - B O T H E R ... !!!???


... " T H O S E " PEOPLE ... ???!!!


... ARE ONLY KILLING EACH OTHER , ANY - WAY ... !!!!


... THAT'S NO CONCERN OF OURS ... !!!!


... LET ' EM KILL EACH OTHER ... !!!


... AND BE DONE WITH IT ... !!!


... AFTER ALL ... ?


... THEY'RE DOING OUR JOB ... ? FOR US ... !!! " .


... I USED TO SEE THEM ... ?


... IN THE INTENSIVE CARE UNIT ... WHEN I WORKED ...?


... AS A ... RESPIRATORY THERAPIST ...


... IN THOSE DAYS ... !!!


... SCRAPED OFF THE SIDE - WALK ...


... BY THE E M S AMBULANCE WORKERS ... !!!


... WITH FIVE , SIX , MAYBE ... ? SEVEN ... ?


... STEEL - JACKETED . 4 5 CALIIBER SLUGS ... ?


... IN THEIR GUTS ... !!!


... MOST OF THEM ... ?


... NEVER EVEN MADE IT OUT OF THE OPERATING ROOM ... !!!


... AND THOSE WHO DID ... ?


... WERE S H I T T I N ' ... ? INSIDE A PLASTIC BAG ...


... TAPED TO THEIR SIDES ... ?


... FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES ... !!!


... LITERALLY ... ? TORE 'EM ... ? A NEW A S S - H O L E !


... SEVERAL NEW A S S - H O L E S ... !!!


... TO BE BRUTALLY HONEST !!!! ".


" ... Y O U - A R E - D E E ' S - G U S T I N G ... !!!!


... I D O N ' T HAVETA HEAR ... " T H I S " ... !!!


... WOULD YOU JUST ... PUH - LEEEEZE , STOP WITH THIS ...


... " G U T T E R- M O U T H LANGUAGE OF Y O U R S... !!!"


" ... OKAY ... OKAY , HONEY ...


... I'M JUST TELLIN' IT ... LIKE IT WAS ... !!!


... YEAH ... THEN IN THE EIGHTIES ... ?


... "ANGEL DUST " ... CAME AROUND ...


... " P C P " ... PENYL CYCLADINE ... !!!


... THIS AREA ... ? AROUND MORNINGSIDE PARK ... ?


... HAD SOOOOO MUCH "P C P" DRUG TRAFFIC GOIN' DOWN ... ?


... THAT THE TWENTY - SIXTH PRECINCT ... ?


... WAS DUBBED "THE DUST BOWL " ... !!!!


... AND ... ? I AIN'T EVEN STARTED ON THE ... ?


... " CRACK - WARS " ... ON AMSTERDAM AVENUE ...


... IN THE NINETIES ... YET ... !!!


... OLE "WILLIE GUMM" ... AND THE " GUMM BROTHERS " !!!!


... DUKE ELLINGTON BOULEVARDE ... ?


... WAS LIKE " DODGE CITY " .... !!!


... " GUN FIGHT AT THE O - K CORRALE " ... !!!


... BLOOD RUNNIN' IN THE STREETS ... !!!


... BODIES PILIN' UP IN THE ALLEY - WAYS ... !!!! ".


" ...W O U L D-Y O U-K I N D L Y-S T O P-W I T H-T H I S


T A L K-A B O U T-G U N S , A L R E A D Y ...??? !!!


Y O U ' R E-S C A R I N G-T H E-S H I T-O U T T A-M E !"


" ... SURE THING , " SWEET - HEART " ... !!!


... BUT MY , MY , MY ... !! HOW BAD OLD "HARLEM" ...


... SURE HAS CHANGED IN THIRTY YEARS ... !!!


... JUST LOOK ... ?


... AT THE METICULOUS YELLOW COBBLE - STONE BRICK WORK !


... THEY'VE DONE HERE ... ON THESE TRAFFIC ISLANDS ... !!!


... AND ALL THE SPOT - LESS ITALIAN - STUCCO RENOVATIONS!


... ON THIS BLOCK OF ROW - HOUSES HERE , ON ST . NICK'S!


... THIS USED TO BE OVER - RUN WITH DOPE - DEALERS ... !!


... AND PILL - HEADS ... ? PASSIN' OUT IN THE GUTTER !!!"


" ... S H U T U P S H U T U P S H U T U P S H U T U P !!


... W I L L Y O U ... ????!!".


" ...LOOK DEAR , YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE ... F U N ... !!!"


... WHAT ... ? AT FIRST GLANCE ... ?


... APPEARED TO BE A MINOR TRAFFIC- ACCIDENT ....


... A FENDER - BENDER ... OF SOME - SORT ... ?


... HAD STOPPED CARS AHEAD OF US ... !!!!


... THEN I SAW HIM ... !!!


... A SCRAWNY BLACK MAN ... HAIR IN CORN - ROWS ...


... HIS BAGGY JEANS ... FALLEN DOWN ABOUT HIS ANKLES ...


... WAS LYING ... ? FACE - DOWN ... ON THE MIDDLE OF ...


... DOUBLE - YELLOW LINES ... IN THE STREET ... !!!


... WITH WHAT SEEEEMED TO BE ... ?


... A FRESH ... ? " G U N - S H O T - W O U N D " ... ???


... IN HIS BACK ... !!!!


... PUDDLE OF BLOOD ,FORMING BENEATH HIM ...


... ON THE ASPHALT ... PAVE MENT ...


... A DUST - COVERED , BEAT - UP OLD NAVY - BLUE DODGE VAN


... SCREECHED TO A HALT IN FRONT OF THE VICTIM ...?


... AND A BIG , FAT PUERTO - RICAN GUY ... ?


... BLACK BASE - BALL CAP PULLED DOWN OVER HIS EYES ...


... RATTY , BLACK TEE - SHIRT ... BARELY COVERING HIS


... BEER - BELLY ...


... SPORTING A "SEVENTIES MALE PORN STAR HANDLE - BAR"


... MOUSTACHE ... ?


... LEAPT FROM THE DRIVERS SIDE ... ?


... PULLED WHAT APPEARED TO TO BE A LOADED ... ?


... . 9 m m AUSTRIAN GLOCK SEMI - AUTOMATIC PISTOL ...


... FROM HIS WAIST - BAND ... !!!!


...COCKED ...LOCKED ...& AIMED AT THE BACK OF THE PRONE


... MAN'S HEAD ... !!!!


... IT WAS ONLY "THEN" ... ?


... THAT I NOTICED ... ?


... THE NEW YORK CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT ...


... G O L D ... DETECTIVE'S BADGE ... ?


... DANGLING ON A SILVER BEADED CHAIN ... ?


... HANGING FROM THE BIG , FAT GUY'S NECK ... !!!


... AND THE HAND - CUFFS ... READY TO SNAP ONTO THE ...


... "SUSPECT'S" WRISTS ... TWISTED BEHIND HIS BACK ...!!


" ... LOOK , DEAR ... !!!!


... WE'RE WITNESSING AN ACTUAL ... " DRUG - BUST " ...


... AND POLICE " SHOOT - OUT " ... !!!


... HOW " Q U A I N T " ... !!!!


... WHAT AN AUTHENTIC "THROW - BACK" ... ?


... TO THE "WILD - WEST" DAYS OF THE SEVENTIES , IN HARLEM


... HOW " RETRO " ... !!!!


... QUICK ... !!!


... PULL - OVER ... !!!


... WE'LL JUST HOP -OUT ... AND POSE FOR PICTURES .... !!!


... WITH THE WOUNDED PERPETRATOR ...


... AND THE ARRESTING OFFICERS ... !!!


... IT 'LL BE J U S T LIKE IN THE MOVIES ... !!!


... SOME - THING TO WRITE HOME , ABOUT ... !!!


... SOME - THING TO BRAG TO YOUR NEIGHBORS ABOUT ... !!!!


... SOME - THING TO TELL THE GRAND - KIDS ... !!!


... "HEY , EVERY - ONE ... ?


... WE SURVIVED AN UP - TOWN ... " F I R E - F I G HT "!


... AND LIVED TO TELL THE TALE ... !!


... GOOD THING I BROUGHT ALONG MY ....


... " P OL A R O I D " ... !!!


... QUICK ... !!!


... LIFT UP YER SHIRT ... !!! SHOW ME YER T I T S ... !!


... LETS SEE IF WE CAN'T GET THE "FLEEING FELON" ... ?


... IN THE SHOT ... !!!! " .


" ... WHATAREYOUFUCKINGCRAZYORSOMETHING ...!!!!????


... I'M NOT PULLING OVER ... !!!


... AND GETTING OURSELVES KILLED ... !!!!".


" ...BUT , H O N E Y ... ?


... THESE GUYS ... ?


... ARE THE POOOOOOOOO - LICE ... !!!


... THE POLICE ARE OUR ... "FRIENDS" ... !!!


... THEY ARE HERE TO " PROTECT & SERVE " ... !!!


... THE POLICE ... ?


... ARE THE "THIN BLUE LINE" ... ?


... BETWEEN US ... ? THE PUBLIC ... ?


... AND TOTAL ANARCHY ... !!! ".


" ... WHAT ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT ... ????!!!


... I'M GETTING US OUT OF HERE , N O W ... !!!! ".


" ... WELL THAT'S WHAT I HEARD ... !!!!


... WITH THAT ... ?


... THE GOOD LITTLE CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRL ... ?


... PUT THE "PEDAL TO THE METAL" ... OF HER SIXTY THOUSAND


... LUXURY JAPANESE IMPORT ...


... PEELED OUT ... WITH SQUEALING TIRES ...


... "BURNIN ' RUBBER "...


... BLEW THREE R E D LIGHTS IN SUCCESION ... !!!


... AND WOULDN'T STOP ... ?


... ' TIL I REACHED OVER ...


... AND GRABBED THE STEERING WHEEL ...


... WITH BOTH HANDS ...


... PULLING THE CAR OVER TO THE CURB ...


... ON 1 2 5 T H STREET ...


... AND " MALCOLM X BOULEVARDE " ... !!!


" ...HEY ... "MARIO ANDRETTI " ... !!!


... YOU CAN EASE - UP , NOW ... !!!


... WE'RE BACK IN CIVILIZATION ... !! SEEEEE ... ?


... " S T A R - B U C K S " ... !!!!


... WE'RE BACK AMOUNGST ... " W H I T E - P E O P L E "


... AGAIN ... !!!! " .


" ... OH ... !!!! I A M N - E - V - E - R GOING TO BUY ...


... A PROPERTY ... UP HERE ... !!! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS


... IT'S ALL SO ... ? SO ... ? " G - H - E - T - T - O " !


... THAT'S WHAT IT IS ... !!!!".


" ... YOU WOULDN'T EVEN HAD NOTICED , ANY - THING ... !!!


... IF I ... ? HADN'T HAVE POINTED IT OUT TO YOU ... !!!


... BESIDES ... ?


... THEIR SOME GREAT REAL - ESTATE BARGAINS TO PICK UP ,


... AROUND HERE ... !!!!


... THE "SMART" MONEY ... ? IS COMIN' UP TO ...


... HARLEM ... !!!


... " W H I T E " - MONEY IS COMING UP HERE , TO ...


... HARLEM ... !!!!


... HERE ... ?


... HANG A LEFT ... ?


... HEAD UP EIGHTH AVENUE ...


... WE'RE HEADIN' FOR ... "SUGAR HILL " ... !!!


... OKAY ... THIS IS HAMILTON PLACE ...


... LEFT ... IS ST. NICHOLAS AVENUE , AGAIN ...


... NOW HAMILTON TERRACE ... CONVENT AVENUE ...


... THOSE "NEO - CLASSICAL GOTHIC BUILDINGS " ... ?



... OVER THERE ... ?


... THAT'S CITY COLLEGE ...


... SEE HERE ... ALONG WEST 1 4 1 S T STREET ... ?


... REAL , FUNCTIONING ... "GAS - LAMPS" ... !!!


... FROM THE NINETEEN TWENTIES ... !!!!


... THE HARLEM RENAISSANCE ... !!!!


... LANGSTON HUGHES ...


... DUKE ELLINGTON ...


... CAB CALLOWAY ...


... "BUMPY" JOHNSON ...


... "DUTCH" SCHULTZ ...


... JOSEPHINE BAKER ...


... AND RIGHT THERE ... ?


... CONVENT AVENUE ... AND WEST 1 4 1 S t STREET ... ?


... THE "HAMILTON GRANGE" ... ITSELF ...


... THE ORIGINAL FARM - HOUSE OF ALEXANDER HAMILTON ... !


... BUILT IN 1 7 6 7 ... !!!


... STILL INTACT ... CARE - FULLY MAINTAINED ...


... BY THE NEW YORK HISTORICAL SOCIETY !!! ".


" ... W H O ... ?


... IS THIS ... ?


... " A L E X A N D E R H A M I L T O N " GUY ... !!!


... YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT ... !!!


... I'VE NEVER HEARD OF HIM ... !!! ".


" ... HIS FACE IS ON THE TEN DOLLAR BILL ... ???? " .


" ... N E V E R HEARD O' H I M ... !!!".


" ... W H O ... ?


... D I D YOU THINK WAS ON THE ... ?


... T E N - D O L L A R - B I L L ... ???!!!


... " M I C K E Y " ... ???!!!


... " G O O F Y " ... ???!!!


... " P L U T O ... ???!!" .


... THAT'S WHEN I REMEMBERED ... ?


... " S H E ' S " ... ???


... " M E N T A L L Y - R E - T A R D E D " ... !!!!


... DESPITE HER LUXURY AUTO - MOBILE ...


... AND REAL - ESTATE HOLDINGS ... ?


... S H E ... ? POSSESSES ... ?


... ONLY HALF MY I . Q . ... !!!


... SOME - TIMES ... ?


... I FORGET ...


... SHE DOESN'T L O O K ... " R E T A R D E D " ...


... EXCEPT FOR HER " CROSS - EYES " ... !!! ".
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"TAKING VOWS OF OBEDIENCE ... POVERTY ... AND CHASTITY ..." [Dec. 2nd, 2006|02:47 pm]
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[Current Location |MUSEUM OF MODERN ART]
[mood | confused]
[music |"MAYBE YO BABY DONE FOUND SOMEBODY NEW"]

" ... W E L L ... !!!!


... I JUST GOT BACK FROM ... P A R I S ... !!!


... IT WAS ... " B E A U T Y - F U L L " ... !!! ".


" ... WHAT DIDJA DO , THERE ... ? ".


" ... OH YOU KNOW ... ?


... THE " USUAL " ... ?


... WENT SIGHT - SEEING ... ?


... " THE EIFFEL TOWER " ... " THE LOUVRE " ...".


" ... DID YOU MAKE " L O V E " ... IN PARIS ... ? ".


" ... UH ... N O ... ".


" ... W H A T ... !!!??? " .


" ... MY BOY - FRIEND ... ?


... DOESN'T BELIEVE IN SEX ... !!! " .


" ... W H A T ... ???!! " .


" ... MY BOY - FRIEND DOESN ' T LIKE ... SEX ... " .


" ... IS HE ... ? " G A Y " ... ????!!!! " .


" ... I DON'T KNOW ... ?


... I DON ' T THINK SO ... ? ".


" ... DID YOU SLEEP IN SEPARATE BEDS ....


... IN PARIS ... ?


... IN SEPARATE BED - ROOMS ... ? ".


" ... NO ... ? BUT WE DIDN"T ..." D O " ...


... " ANY - THNG " ... ? ".


" ... WAIT A MINUTE ... ? !!! ?


... HAVE YOU TWO ... ?


.... E V E R ... ? HAD ... ? S E X ... ???!!! " .


" ... UH ... N O ...


... HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN SEX ... ".


" ... D O E S N ' T BELIEVE IN " S E X " ... ???!!!


... DON'T YOU "GET" IT ... !!!???


... HE'S ... " G - A - Y " ... !!! ".


" ... BUT ... ? HE HAS " M E " ... ?


... AS HIS GIRL - FRIEND ? " .


" ... THAT'S THE POINT ... !!!!


... HE'S SOME HEAVILY - CLOSETED SELF - HATING LATENT


... HOMO - PHOBIC ... " Q U E E R " ... !!!!


... WHO DOESN' T WANT ANY - BODY TO FIND OUT ... ?


... HIS DEEPEST , DARKEST SECRET , THAT HE'S ... ?


... " G - A - Y " ... !!! ".


" ... OH ... WHY WOULD HE DO THAT ... ? ".


" ...BE - CAUSE ... ?


... EVEN TO THIS DAY ... ?


... IN OUR ... ?


... MODERN , LIBERATED , FREE - THINKING WORLD ... ?


... CALLING SOME - ONE ... " G A Y " ... ?


... IS LIKE ... ? THEEEEE WORST THING YOU CAN SAY ... !!!


... ABOUT A GUY ... !!!!


... " I T " STILL ... ?


... HAS THE ABILITY TO RUIN CAREERS ... !!!


... UNLESS YOU'RE ... ? S I R " ELTON JOHN" ... ?


... OR ... " GEORGE MICHAEL " ...


... LOOK AT ... " CLAY AIKENS " ... !!!


... LOOK AT ... " REPRESENTATIVE FOLEY " ... !!!


... THE WHOLE CONGRESSIONAL TURN - OVER ... ?


... THE DEMOCRAT REVOLUTION ... ?


... WAS ALL SET IN MOTION ... ?


... WHEN PEOPLE FOUND OUT HE WAS TEXT - MESSAGING ...


... " S E X " TALK ... ?


... WITH THIRTEEN YEAR OLD ... SENATORIAL ...


... PAGE ... " B O Y S " ... !!!!


... IT STILL HAS THE POWER ...


... TO BRING DOWN GOVERN MENTS ... !!! " .


" ... SO ... ?


... WHY IS HE INVOLVED ... ? WITH ... ? " M E " ...!".


" ... " A R M - C A N D Y " ... !!!!


... " LOOK ... !!!! EVERY - BODY ... ???!!!


... I'M WITH A ... " G I R L " ... !!!!


... SEE ... ? I'M N O T ... " G A Y " ... !!!!" .


... DON'T YOU GET IT ... ?


... YOU ... ? ARE HIS " B E A V E R " ... !!!


... YOU ... ? ARE HIS " B E A R D " ... !!!


... HIS ... ? " D E - C O Y " ... !!!


... ONE OF MY " E X E S " ... ?


... LET'S CALL HER ... "LUCIFER" ... ?


... BECAME A HIGH - PRICED "CALL - GIRL " ... !!!


... IN AN ESCORT SERVICE ...


... SHE CHARGED ... F I F T E E N HUNDRED DOLLARS ...


... FOR A ... ? " D A T E " ... ?


... THE " J O H N " ... ?


... WAS ALLOWED TO " F U C K " HER ...


... FOR T H A T AMOUNT OF MONEY ...


... AND THEY ... N E V E R DID ... !!!


... BECAUSE THEY WERE ALLL ... ? " G A Y " ... !!! ".


... SHE COULD TELL ... !!!


... SHE HAD A VERY STRONG SENSE OF ...


... " G A Y - D A R " ...


... BECAUSE ... ? SHE WAS A ... L E S B I A N ... !!!


... THESE GUYS ... ?


... WOULD GO AROUND BRAGGIN ' ... ?


... TO ALL THEIR LITTLE FRAT HOUSE BUDDIES ... ?


... ON WALL STREET ... ?


... THAT THEY WERE BANGIN' HOOKERS ... !!!


... THAT "LUCIFER" ... ? WAS THEIR GIRL - FRIEND ...


... THEY NEVER LAID A HAND ON HER ... ?


... BECAUSE THEY WERE G A Y ... !!!


... IF THEIR LITTLE BANKER , BROKER , BOND - DEALER ...


... "BUDDIES" ... ?


... E V E R FOUND OUT THE TRUTH ... ?


... THAT THEY WERE ACTUALLY AT HOME SUCKIN' DICK ... ?


... WHILE THEY WERE PRESUMEABLY BANGIN ' ... ?


... " LUCIFER " ... !


... THEY WOULD HAVE DIED ... !!!


... THEY WOULD BE MORTIFIED ... !!!


... THEY COULDN' T LIVE WITH THEM - SELVES ... !!!


... IT WOULD K I L L THEM ... !!! ".


[ " ... F I F T E E N H U N D R E D D O L L A R S ... ???!!!!


... IS SHE WORTH IT ... ???!!! ".


" ... YEAH ... !!! SHE HAS H U G E - T I T S ... !!!


... 4 4 - D O U B L E - D D - T I T S ... !!! ".


" ... ARE THEY ... ? R E A L ... ? " .


" ... THEY ... ? SURE ARE ... !!!


... I KNOW ... !!!


... I ' VE BEEN ... " T H E R E " ... !!! ".


" ... EWWWWWWWWWWWWW ... !!!


... YOU WERE SEXUALLY - INVOLVED ... ?


... WITH A " P R O S T I T U T E " ... !!!


... WEREN ' T YOU AFRAID OF CATCHING SOME ... ?


... " D I S E A S E " ... ???!!! ".


" ... YOU CALL THEM ... ? " P R O S T I T U T E S "... ?


... I CALL THEM ... ? " G I R L - F R I E N D S " ... !!!


... BESIDES ... ? THIS IS THE "MODERN WORLD" ... !!!


... EVERY - BODY ... INCLUDING "SEX - WORKERS" USE ...


... " C O N D O M S " ... !!!


... AND REMEMBER ... ? THOSE " J O H N S " ...


... NEVER FUCKED HER , ANY - WAY ... !!!


... AND FURTHER - MORE ... ? SHE GOT INTO SEX - WORK ...


... ONLY AFTER WE " BROKE - UP " ... !!! "


" ... WHY " D I D " YOU BREAK - UP ... ?


" ... SHE'S A " LESBIAN " ... ? D U H ... !!!


... I GUESS MY ... " T I T S "... ?


... JUST WEREN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR HER ... !!! ".


( " ... HOW DID SHE GET INTO ... ?


... " P R O S T I T U T I O N " ... ? ".


" ... SHE STARTED ... ? " STRIPPING " ...


... WORKING ... ILLEGALLY ...


... AT UP - STATE " T I T T Y " BARS ...


... AS AN UNDER - AGED , " TOP - LESS " DANCER ...


... SHE WAS A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD ... ?


... WITH A FAKE I D ... !!!


... SHE'S SHAKIN' HER 4 4 DOUBLE D D HOOTERS ...


... AND DOING LAP - DANCES ...


... THEN ... ? SHE GRADUATES ... ?


... TO WHAT IS EUPHEMISTICALLY REFERRED TO ...


... IN THE " ADULT - ENTERTAINMENT " INDUSTRY ... AS ... ?


... " S I D E - W O R K " ... ?


... " HAND - JOBS "...AND " BLOW - JOBS " ...


... IN THE "CHAMPAGNE LOUNGE" ...


... IN THE BACK ...


... FINALLY ... ?


... SOME MOB WANNABEE ... ?


... APPROACHES HER ... ?


" ... WHY WASTE YOUR TIME GIVING TWENTY - DOLLAR ...


... T I T T Y - FUCKS ... ?


... TO DRUNKEN BAR - FLIES ... ?


... HAVING ALCOHOLICS SHOOT THEIR WADS OF ... " C U M " ?


... ALL OVER YOUR NIPPLES AND FACE ... ?


... AND GETTING "PEARL - NECKLACES" FROM TRUCK - DRIVERS ?


... WHEN YOU CAN BE MAKING ... ?


... F I F T E E N - H U N D R E D ... A NIGHT ... ?


... WITH GUYS ... ? WHO WON'T EVEN TOUCH YOU ... ?


... BECAUSE THEY'RE SECRETLY ... ?


... " G - A - Y " ... ???!!!! ".) ]


" ... WELL HE DOESN'T SEEM GAY ... "


" ... SO ... ?


... HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN ... ?


... SINCE YOU EVEN HAD ... " S E X " ... ? " .


" ... OH ... ????


... MONTHS ... AND MONTHS ... AND MONTHS ... ".


" ... YOU N E V E R WOULD'VE TOLERATED T H A T ...


... KINDA " BULL - SHIT " ... ?


... WITH ME ... ?


... NOT WHEN WE WERE STILL MARRIED ...


... NOT WHEN WE WERE STILL TO GETHER ... " .


" ... WELL ... ?


... I HAD A PERFECTLY FUNCTIONING BOY - FRIEND ...?


... UNTIL Y O U FUCKED - UP THAT RELATION SHIP ... !!!"


" ... WAIT A MINUTE ... ?


... HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN ... ? SINCE YOU WERE EVEN ...


... K I S S E D ... !!!??? " .


" ... SINCE MY LAST BOY - FRIEND LEFT ME ... ?


... BECAUSE OF YOU ... !!! " .


" ... AND ... ? " T H I S " ... ?


... IS THE GUY YOU BARGAINED YOUR SOUL AWAY FOR ... ???


... OVER A VACATION ... ? TO P A R I S ... ???? !!!! " .


" ... MAY BE ... ?


... HE ONLY WANTS A FEMALE ... ?


... TRAVEL COMPANION ... ?


... MAY BE ... ?


... HE'S ... ? IM - POTENT ... ?


... MAY BE ... ?


... HE'S PERMANENTLY PHYSICALLY HORRIBLY SCARRED ... ?


... OR SOME -THING ... ? ".


" ... WAIT A MINUTE ... !!!???


... YOU'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN HIM ... ?


... N A K E D ... !!! ".


" ... UH ... ? NO ... ? SORTA ... ?


... I DON'T REMEMBER ... ? ".


" ... T H A T ... ??? !!! MEANS ... ? N O ... !!!


... HAS HE EVER SEEN Y O U NAKED ... ? "


" ... I THINK SO ... ? " .


" ... I THINK SO ... N O T ... !!! " .


" ... MAYBE HE ONLY WANTS ... ?


... A F E M A L E TRAVEL COMPANION ... ? " .


" ... YEAH ... YEAH ... T H A T ' S IT ... !!!


... LIKE I SAID ... !!! HE'S G A Y ... !!! ? " .


... " ZORBA THE GREEK " ...


... IN THE CLASSIC POST - WAR FILM STARRING ANTHONY QUINN


... SAYS ...


" ... A W O M A N , ALONE ... ?


... " T H A T " ...? IS A ... " S I N " ... !!! "


... IF YOU DON'T "DUMP" HIM SOON ... ?


... YOU'RE N E V E R GONNA GET " L A I D " ... ?


... AGAIN ... !!! ".


" ...I DON'T CARE IF HE'S " G A Y " ...


... I DON'T MIND ... " A N A L " ... !!! " .


" ... D O N ' T MIND ... ? " A N A L " ... ???!!!


... D O N ' T - M I N D ... ? " A - N - A L " ... !!!????


... WHEN DID YOU ACQUIRE SUCH A " TASTE " ... FOR ... ?


... " THE SIN OF S O D O M Y " ... !!!!????


... Y O U ... ?


... ERECTED AN IM - PENETRABLE DEFENSIVE PERIMETER ...


... SURROUNDING YOUR ... ? " A N U S " ... !!!???


... THE NIGHT WE WERE MARRRIED ... !!!!


... " T H I S " ... ? G E R I A T R I C " G A Y - B O Y " ... ?


... GETS TO ... ? " B U T T - F U C K " ... ?


... MY E X - W I F E ' S VIRGINAL A S S - H O L E ... ???!!!


... IN P A R I S ... ???!!!!


... SOME GUYS GOT A L L L L THE LUCK ... !!!! ".
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INFORMED CONSENT [Nov. 22nd, 2006|05:15 pm]
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[Current Location |FLUSHING QUEENS , MAIN STREET,CHINA - TOWN]
[mood | amused]
[music |"SCHEHEREZADE"/LE BALLET RUSSE]

" ... ARE YOU ... ? POSITIVE " ... !!!??? ".


" ... I BET YO' MAMA ...


... WAS A TENT - SHOW QUEEN ...


... AND ALL HER BOY - FRIENDS WAS SWEET SIX TEEN ...


... I ' M NO " SCHOOL - BOY " ...


... BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE ... !!!


... YOU SHOULDA HEARD ME ...


... JUST AROUN' MID - NIGHT ... !!!


... " B R O W N - S U G A R " ... !!!


... HOW COME YOU TASTE SO GOOD ... ? " .


... I AIN'T NO ... " SCHOOL - BOY " ... ?


... BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE ... !!!


... I AIN' T N O ... " B U G - C H A S E R " ... ?


... BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE ... !!!


... AND I REALLY DIG ... THOSE H O T T ... " SERO - POSITIVE" ... CHICKS ... !!!


... I FIND THEM ... ?


... ALLURING ... SEXY ... STIMULATING ...


... D A N G E R O U S ... !!


... IT AIN' T FUN ... ?


... UNLESS IT ' S ... ? " D A N G E R O U S " ... !!!



" ... I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE ... ?


... " A T T U N E D " ... ?


... SHE WAS AN EX - HIBITIONIST ... !!!


... " TARTED - UP " ... LIKE THE " WHORE OF BABYLON " ...


... EYE - SHADOW ... LIKE ELIZABETH TAYLOR ...


... PLAYING "CLEOPATRA" ...


... OPPOSITE SIR RICHARD BURTON ... AS " MARC ANTONY " ...


... TATTOOS ... AT HER BELT - LINE ...


... TRAILING DOWN INSIDE HER ... ?


... FRESHLY , CLEAN - SHAVEN PUBIC REGION ...


... AND THOSE ... " T I T S " ... !!!


... THOSE SILICONE - EN - HANCED BREASTS ...


... I GUESS ... ?


... IT WAS THOSE IMPLANT - AUGMENTED HOOTERS ... ?


... THAT DISTRACTED ME FROM MY DUTIES ...


... THE PLUNGING NECK - LINE OF HER PEASANT'S BLOUSE ...


... COULDN'T GET ENOUGH OF THEM THERE SURGICALLY - EN - LARGED JUGGS ... !!!


... ONLY AFTER WARDS ... ?


... DID I NOTICE THE HOLY STIGMATA ...


... OF THE VENERATED , SAINT ... " HEROINE ADDICT " ...


... NEEDLE TRACK SCARS ...


... ON HER HANDS ... AND ARMS ...


... I POINT - BLANK ... INQUIRED OF HER ...


... " H I V STATUS " ... ?


... SHE LIED TO ME ...


... BOLD - FACEDLY LIED ... THROUGH HER CAPPED TEETH ...


... LOOKED ME STRAIGHT IN THE EYE ... AND LIED ...


... LIED WITH - OUT BLINKING AN EYE ...


... LIED WITH - OUT SO MUCH AS BATTING ...


... A FALSE EYE - LASH ...


... AND I ... ? I BELIEVED HER ... !!!


... AS SHE ARCHED HER BACK ...


... AND THRUST THOSE CE - MENT FILLED ... ?


... " FUN - BAGS " ... ?


... RIGHT UP IN MY FACE ... !!!


... GOTTA BE MORE CARE - FULL ... IN THE FUTURE ... !!!


... COULD'VE KILLED SOME - BODY ...


... SHOOTING THEM UP ... ?


... WITH A "LIVE VIRUS" , LIKE THAT ... !!!


" ... I HOPE YOU USED ... ? " P R O T E C T I O N " ... ?


... I WOULDN ' T WANT TO LOSE YOU ... YET ...


... DESPITE WHAT YOU THINK ... ?


... YOU STILL ... ?


... GOT A WHOLE LOT MORE LIVING TO DO ...!!! " .


" ... IT AIN ' T FUN ... ?


... UNLESS IT'S ... ? " D A N G E R O U S " ... !!! " .


" ... GOLD - COAST SLAVE - SHIP ...


... BOUND FOR COTTON FIELDS ...


... SOLD IN A MARKET DOWN IN ... N E W - O R L E A N S ...


... SCARRED OLD SLAVER ...


... KNOW HE DOIN' AL RIGHT ...


... HEAR HIM WHIP THE WOMEN ... JUST AROUN' MIDNIGHT ...


... B R O W N - S U G A R ...


... HOW COME YOU TASTE SO GOOD NOW ...


... " B R O W N - S U G A R " ...


... JUST LIKE A YOUNG GIRL SHOULD , NOW ... !!! ".
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"HOT SHEET MOTEL" [Nov. 21st, 2006|02:23 pm]
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[Current Location |FLUSHING MAIN -STREET QUEENS]
[mood | annoyed]
[music |"PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE"/JAMES BROWN]

" ... I K N O W YOU'RE FUCKIN' HER ... !!!


" ... W H A T ... ? ".


" ... DON'T LIE TO ME ... !!!


... I KNOW YOU ' RE FUCKIN ' HER ... !!!


... NO ... ? GOOD LITTLE ITALIAN CATHOLIC SHOOL - GIRL ...?


... FROM QUEENS ... ???!!!


... IS GONNA POSE FOR T H O S E KINDA PICTURES ... ???!!!!


... WITH HER PUSSY - LIPS SPREAD W - I - D - E OPEN ... ???!!!!


... UNLESS YOU'RE F U C K I N ' HER ... !!!


" ... NO BABY , I SWEAR , I AIN'T FUCKIN' THE BITCH ... !!!".


( ... ACTUALLY , TO BE TRUTH-FULL ... ? I W A S ... !!!).


" ... WELL ... !!!! THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEARD ... !!!".


" ... OH ... ???!! SO WHO YOU GONNA BELIEVE ... ??? " ME "... ?


... OR ALL THEM LYIN' LITTLE JEALOUS BITCHES ...


... IN THE POETRY SCENE ... !!???".


... I STEPPED RIGHT OUTTA THE SHOWER ...


... WRAPPED A WET TOWEL AROUND MY LOINS ...


... AND ... ? THE " AVENGING ANGEL " ... CONFRONTS ME ...


... SHE WENT THROUGH MY WALLET ...


... STOLE MY LAST FIFTY DOLLARS ...


... MY MICRO - CASSETTE RECORDER ...


... DIRTY POLAROIDS OF MY ... O T H E R ... TWENTY - ONE YEAR OLD ...


... GIRL - FRIEND ... WITH HER PUSSY - LIPS SPREAD W - I - D - E OPEN ...


... AND MY BRAND - NEW TIMEX WATCH ... !!!


" ...HEY , BABY , PLEASE , DON'T " CLEAN - ME - OUT "... !!!


... THAT ... ? WAS MY LAST FIFTY BUCKS ... IN THE WORLD ... !!!".



" ... GO TO AN "ATM" MACHINE ... !!!


... YOU CAN AFFORD IT ... !!!".


... IN TRUTH ... ? I C O U L D N O T ... !!!


... I WAS ALREADY OVER - DRAWN ... ?


... ON MY CHECKING ACCOUNT ... WITH CITIBANK ... !!!


" ... HEY BABY , T H A T WATCH WAS A BIRTH - DAY PRESENT ...


... FROM MY EX - WIFE , "VALERIE" ...!!!


... SHE'S GONNA SEE MY NAKED WRIST ... ?


... AND ASK WHAT HAPPENED TO IT ... ???!!!".


" ...I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ... !!!


... TELL HER YOU WERE BANGIN' SOME UNDER - AGED FAT CHICK ... !!!


... AND I'M GONNA TAKE THOSE POLAROIDS ... ?


... MAIL THEM INTO " HUSTLER MAGAZINE'S " ... ?


... " B E A V E R - H U N T " ... !!!


... NO ... !! BETTER YET ... " P L U M P E R S " ... OR ... ?


... " B I G - B U T T " MAGAZINE ... !!!


... AND WATCH THE REACTIONS ON THE FACES ... ?


... OF HER ITALIAN CATHOLIC PARENTS ... !!!


... WHEN THEY GETTA LOAD OF THEIR GOOD LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL'S ...?


... " C U N T " ... !!!


... PLASTERED A L L OVER A PORNO MAG ... !!!".


... SHE RAN OUT THE DOOR ,... SLAMMING IT BEHIND HER ... THEN ...


... RAN DOWN THE HALL ... ?


... AND RIGHT OUTTA MY LIFE ... !!!


... I HAD BEEN ... " ROLLED " ... ???!!


... LIKE A " J O H N " ... ROBBED BY SOME "TWO - BIT STREET - WALKER" ... ?


... WHILE I WAS IN THE SHOWER ... !!!


... " TWO - BIT STREET - WALKER " ... ? BOYS AND GIRLS ... ??? !!!


... I MEANT TO SAY ... " THE LOVE OF MY LIFE !!!" ...


... WELL ... ? I FIGURED ... ?


"... LIVE AND LEARN ... "


" ... EXPERIENCE WILL BE MY TEACHER ... "


" ... A LIFE LESSON ..."


... WELL ... ? THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN ... N O T TO ME ... !!!


... I'M TOOOO SMART FOR THAT ... NOW ...!!!



" ... YOU'RE A LAZY , SHIFT - LESS , NO ACCOUNT , " B U M " ... !!!


... DO YOU KNOW THAT ... !!!???


... AND ... ? YOU OWE ME MONEY ... !!!


... I WANT MY MONEY , BACK ... RIGHT N O W ... !!!".


" ... BUT BABY , BABY , BABY ... !!!???


... Y'KNOW I BEEN OUTTA WORK FOR TWO MONTHS , NOW ... ?


... I AIN'T GOT NO MONEY ... !!!


... THE MONEY YOU LENT ME ... ?


... I USED ... ? TO BUY A GOOD SUIT FOR GOING ON INTER - VIEWS ... WITH ...


... SO'S I COULD GET A NEW JOB ... !!!!!".


" ...OKAY , THEN ... !!!


... I'M KEEPING YOUR ... W A T C H ... !!! ".


" ... BUT BABY , PLEAAAAAAAAASE ... !!!


... THAT ... ? F O U R - H U N D R E D - D O L L A R "SEIKO" QUARTZ ... ?


... WAS A BIRTH - DAY PRESENT ... ?


... FROM MY ... S E C O N D WIFE ... !!! " J A N E T " ... !!!


... SHE GONNA SEE MY NAKED WRIST ... ?


... AND ASK ME WHAT HAPPENED TO IT ... !!!".



" ...I D O N ' T GIVE A SHIT ...


... AND ... ? D O N 'T TRY TO BULL - SHIT ME ... !!!


... I BET YOU'RE BACK FUCKING ...


... YOUR EX - WIFE , "JANET" ,A G A I N ... !!!!!!".


" ... NO BABY , BABY , BABY , BABY , PLEASE , I SWEAR ... !!!


... IT AIN'T TRUE ... !!!".


( ... I W A S ... !!!).


...OH MY GOD ... !!!


... I JUST DONE BEEN ROBBED AGIN ... !!!


... LIKE SOME OUTTA TOWN ... "JOHN" ... ??? !!!


... IN A TIMES SQUARE "HOT -SHEET" HOTEL ...?


... "ROLLED" ... BY SOME TWO - BIT HOOOKER ... !!!


... WHILE I WUZ IN THE SHOWER ... !!!


" ...TWO - BIT HOOKER " ... ? BOYS AND GIRLS ... ?


... I MEANT TO SAY ... ? " MY ... ? F - I - A - N - C - E ' " ...!!!


" ... AND YOU TOOK MY ... "CELL - PHONE" , AS WELL ... ???!!!".


" ...LISSEN ... ? YOU "DIRTY OLD BASTARD "... ?


... " T H A T ' S " ... ? " M Y " CELL - PHONE , N O T ... ?


... " Y O U R S " ... !!!


... I PAID FOR IT ... ?


... ON M Y ... ? " VERIZON " ... " FRIENDS AND FAMILY " PLAN ... !!!


... AND NOW ... ? Y O U ... ? ARE NEITHER MY ... " F R I E N D "... ???!!!!


... NOR ... ? A MEMBER OF MY "FAMILY" ... ? FROM HERE ON OUT ... !!!


... YOU MISERABLE , UN - EMPLOYED , UN - EMPLOYABLE , NE'ER - DO - WELL ...


... FIFTY - YEAR - OLD - "SLACKER" , YOU ... !!!".


" ... FOOL ME ONCE ... ?


... "S H A M E " ... ON Y O U ... !!!


... FOOL ME ... "TWICE" ... ?


... " S H A M E " ... ? ON ... ? " M E " ... !!!".
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"LOVE'S LABOURS LOST" ACT I I SCENE i i [Nov. 11th, 2006|08:03 pm]
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[Current Location |COOPER UNION]
[mood | amused]
[music |"EVERY BODY PLAYS THE FOOL "/ "THE MAIN INGREDIENT"]

" ... SO ... ?


... YOU HAVEN'T HAD ... ? A BOY - FRIEND ... ?


... SINCE ... " R A L P H I E - B O Y " ... ?


... DUMPED YOU ... ? BACK IN FEBRUARY ... ? ".


" ...UH ... ? NO ... I HAVE A ...


... N E W ... BOY - FRIEND ... ".


" ... SINCE , HOW LONG ... ? " .


" ... THE SPRING ... " .


" ... YOU MOVE "FAST" ... THESE DAYS ... !!!".


" ... LISTEN YOU ... ?


... I ' M ... ?


... N O T FUCKING EVERY - THING THAT MOVES ... !!!


... LIKE " Y O U " ... ? SEEM TO BE DOING ... !!!


... I THOUGHT YOU HAD ONE GIRL - FRIEND ... ?


... IN LONDON ... ?


... AND ANOTHER ... ? IN DENMARK ... !!!".


" ... THAT 'S ... ? " A M S T E R D A M " ... ?


... DEAR ... " A M S T E R DA M "


... BESIDES ... ? "THOSE" ... ?


... ARE ALL " E X E S " ... !!!


... " E X " - GIRLFRIENDS ... IN LONDON ...


... AND AMSTERDAM ... !!!".


" ... LISSEN ... ?


... I CAN COUNT ... A L L ...


... THE MEN I HAVE BEEN WITH ... ?


... AFTER I DIVORCED ... " Y O U " ... ?


... ON THE FINGERS ... ? OF ... ?


... " T W O " FINGERS ... !!!


... "ONE" ... "TWO" ... !!!".


" ... AND I ... ? " B I G - M I K E " ... ???!!!! YOUR " E X - HUSBAND" ... ?


... POSSESS ... NOT ENOUGH DIGITS ON TWO HANDS ...


... AND BOTH FEET ... ?


... TO E - NUMERATE ALL M Y ... ?


... " EX POST FACTO DIVORCE " ... ?


... SEX - PARTNERS ... !!!


... WHO IS THIS GUY , ANY - WAY ... ?


... WHERE'D YOU MEET HIM ... ?".



" ... THROUGH FRIENDS ...


... HE'S ABOUT TEN YEARS OLDER THAN ME ...


... AND HE'S R I C H ... !!!


... HE OWNS HIS OWN BUSINESS ... !!!".



( ... "VALERIE" ... ?


... ALL - WAYS STRUCK ME AS THE "MERCENARY" - TYPE ...


... I ALL - WAYS SECRETLY SUSPECTED ... ?


... THAT THE REAL REASON SHE DIVORCED ME ... ?


... WAS THE FACT THAT I WAS N E V E R DESTINED ... ?


... TO BECOME A MILLIONAIRE ...


... AND N O T ... ? ON THE GROUNDS OF " ADULTERY " ...


... AFTER ALL ... !!).



" ... DO YOU WANT SOME - THING ... ? TO EAT ... ? ".


" ... SURE ...I'LL HAVE A "QUIZNO'S" CLUB HERO ... ".


... VALERIE ... ?


... REMOVED A PIECE OF ALUMINUM FOIL ...


... FROM HER PURSE ...


... UN - FOLDED IT ... ?


... AND EXTRACTED A SECTION ...


... OF ITALIAN - STYLE BAKED CHICKEN ...


... IN TOMATO SAUCE ... ?


... ABOUT TWO - INCHES SQUARE ... IN SIZE ... !!!



" ... YOU'RE ... ? NOT EATING ... ? ".


" ... THIS ... ? IS MY LUNCH ... !!!


... I'M ON A DIET ...


... I DIDN'T KNOW IT ... ?


... BUT ... ? SUDDENLY ... ? I'M ON A DIET ... ?


... BECAUSE .. ? I'M TOOOOOOOOOOO ... ? F A T ... !!!


... I JUST FOUND THIS OUT ... ? LAST NIGHT ... !!!


... MY BOY - FRIEND TOLD ME I'M TOOOOOOOOOO FAT ... !!!


... AND HE'S ... ? GONNA "D U M P " ME ... ?


... IF I DON'T LOSE WEIGHT ... !!!


... I JUST STARTED THIS DIET ... ? LAST NIGHT ... !!!


... JUST TO PLEASE HIM ... !!!".


" ... YOU'RE N O T ... FAT ... !!!


... WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM ... !!!???".


" ... WELL ... ? HE SAYS ... THAT I'M FAT ... !!!


... BUT IF I LOSE TWENTY POUNDS ... ?


... HE'LL TAKE ME TO ... EUROPE ... !!!".


" ... WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO TO EUROPE ... ?


... SO BADLY ... ???!!!".



" ... EVERY - BODY AT WORK ... ?


... IS ALWAYS BRAGGING ABOUT WHERE THEY'VE BEEN ...


" ... I JUST GOT BACK FROM JAPAN ... !!!",


" ... I JUST GOT BACK FROM AUSTRALIA ... !!!" ,


" ... I JUST GOT BACK FROM ISRAEL ... !!!" ,


... AND THEN ... ? THEY ASK ME ...


" ...WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ... ? ",


... AND I HAVE TO ANSWER ... " N O - W H E R E ... !!!



... N O - W H E R E ... !!!


... I'VE NEVER BEEN ... A N Y - W H E R E ... !!!",


... IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO N O T FAIR ... !!!".


" ... SO ... ?


... YOU LET EVERY - BODY ... ? YOUR CO - WORKERS


... AND YOUR ELDERLY BOY - FRIEND


... PREY UPON YOUR LOW SENSE OF SELF - ESTEEM ... ???!!!".


" ...IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME ...


... TO FINALLY TRAVEL TO EUROPE ... IT'S M Y TURN ... !!!".



" ... YOU KNOW ... ?


... THE FIRST THING THAT CAUGHT MY EYE ... ?


... WHEN WE MET ON MADISON AVENUE , JUST NOW ... ?


... WAS YOUR MINI - SKIRT ...


... EX- POSING YOUR THIGHS ... !!!


... I COULDN'T KEEP MY EYES OFF YOUR LEGS ... !!!


... I COULDN'T KEEP MY EYES OFF YOUR THIGHS ... !!!".



" ... MY SKIRT IS TOO SHORT ...


... I THOUGHT THAT MY BOSSES WERE GONNA SEND ME HOME ...?


... THIS MORNING ...?


... AND MAKE ME CHANGE CLOTHES ... !!!".


" ... SO ... ?


... "GRAMPA" ... ?


... YOUR NEW , SENIOR - CITIZEN - BOY - FRIEND ... ?


... WANTS ... ? " EYE - CANDY " ... A " TROPHY WIFE "...


... " ARM - CANDY "... ?


... AND I GUESS ... ? IN " HIS " WORLD ... ?


... " YOU "... ? ARE TOO FAT ... AS YOU ARE NOW ... ?


... TO QUALIFY ... FOR THE ...


... " POSITION "... ?


... SO ... ?


... YOU ... ARE GONNA ENDORSE HIS ... ?


... B U L L S H I T ... ?


... AND PLAY - ALONG ... ?


... START STARVING YOUR SELF INTO ANOREXIA NERVOSA ... ?


... AND START PUKING INTO YOUR TOILET ... ?


... UNTIL YOU GET BULEMIC ... ?


... AND YOUR THROAT STARTS BLEEDING ...


... AND YOUR TEETH ROT FROM STOMACHE ACID ...


... AND YOUR BONES ... ? SNAP , CRACKLE , AND POP ...


... FROM OSTEO - POROSIS ... ?


... JUST ... ? TO MAKE H I M ... ? FEEL YOUNG ...


... AND VIRILE , AGAIN ... ?



... WHY ARE YOU PLAYING HIS HORSE SHIT GAMES ...


... FOR ... ? ".



" ... WELLLLL ... ? I ' VE GOT A " PLAN B " ...


... I'M GOING TO GO ON A DIET ... ?


... THEN ... LOSE WEIGHT ...


... GO ON THAT EUROPEAN TRIP WITH HIM ... ?


... AND AS SOON AS I GET BACK TO NEW YORK ... ?


... I'M GONNA ... ? " D U M P " ... HIM ... !!!


... YEAH ... I KNOW IT'S KINDA ...


... "CHILD - ISH " ... !!!!".



" ... I GOT AN IDEA ... ?


... WHY DON'T YOU JUST ... " D U M P " ... HIM NOW ... ?


... GO ON YOUR OWN EUROPEAN TOUR ... ?


... AND TELL " METHUSELAH "... ?


... OLD ... " RIP - VAN - WINKLE " ... ?


...TO GO ... ? " F U C K " ... HIMSELF ... ???!!!!".



" ... BE - CAUSE ... ? HE'S GONNA P A Y ...


... FOR THE TRIP , FIRST ... !!!".



" ... THEN ... ? YOU'RE TRADING ... "SEX" ... ?


... FOR A CONTINENTAL EXCURSION ... ? ".


" ... YOU'RE ONE TO TALK ... !!!


... YOU F U C K ANY - THING ... WITH A WET HOLE ...


... IN IT ... !!!


... THAT YOU CAN FIT YOUR ... " P E N I S " ...


... INSIDE OF ... !!!".


" ... AND EVEN SOME WET HOLES ... ? THAT I CAN NOT ... !!!


... FIT MY PENIS ... INSIDE OF ... !!!


... BUT , LET ME TELL YOU SOME - THING ... ? "DEAR" ... ?


... I HAVE N E V E R ... EVER ... FUCKED ANY - BODY ... ?


... WHO I DID N O T FIND ATTRACTIVE ... ?


... THAT I WAS N O T ATTRACTED TO ... ?


... THAT I DID NOT HAVE GENUINE FEELINGS FOR ... ?


... E V E N ... ? IF THAT GENUINE EMOTION ... ?


... WAS SIMPLY ... ? " L U S T " ... !!!


... I'VE NEVER HAD HIDDEN AGENDAS ...


... WHEN IT CAME TO FUCKING ...


... I NEVER FUCKED ANY ONE FOR MONEY ... ?


... TO RAISE MY EXTREMELY LOW SENSE OF SELF ESTEEM ...


... TO ADVANCE MYSELF IN MY CAREER ...


... TO MAKE ME FEEL TEN YEARS YOUNGER ...


... TO GET MORE STAGE TIME AT "CAROLINE'S" ...


... TO PROVE I COULD GET MORE ...


... " P O O N - T A N G " ...


... THAN MY EX - HUSBAND ... "BIG MIKE" ... !!!


... AND CERTAINLY N O T ...


... FOR A EUROPEAN VACATION ... !!!


... I FUCK ... ? FOR FUN ... !!! NOT - FOR - PROFIT ... !!! ".


" ... WHY ARE YOU BEING SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ...


... " JUDGEMENTAL " ... !!!


... DON'T JUDGE ME ... !!!


... YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ...


... " JUDGEMENTAL " ... ?


... UNTIL ... ? A F T ER ...



... I GAVE YOU THE MONEY TO PAY ...


... FOR YOUR CO - OP APARTMENT ' S MAINTANENCE !"



" ... JUDGE , N O T ... ?


... LEST YE BE ... J U D G E D ... !!!".
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"LOVE'S LABOURS LOST " ACT I I SCENE i [Nov. 10th, 2006|03:48 pm]
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[Current Location |CHINATOWN]
[mood | amused]
[music |"WHO'S SORRY NOW ?"/CONNIE FRANCIS]

" ... Y'KNOW ... ?


... I LOST ... MY BOY - FRIEND ...


... OF FIVE - AND - A - HALF YEARS ... ?


... OVER YOU ... !!!


... REMEMBER I TOLD YOU THAT " R A L P H " ... ?


... SAID HE WAS GONNA ...?


... " D U M P " ... ME ... ? IF I HELPED YOU OUT ...


... LAST TIME ... ?


... BACK IN FEBRUARY ... ?


... WELL ... ? WHEN HE FOUND OUT I GAVE YOU MONEY ... ?


... HE DUMPED ME ... !!!".


" ... "WHY" DID HE DO "THAT" FOR ... ?


... "WHAT" BUSINESS WAS THAT OF ... " H I S " ... ?


... "WHAT" DOES IT MATTER ... ?


... "WHO" YOU GAVE MONEY TO ... ?


... IT WASN'T ... ? " H I S " ... MONEY ... ???!!


... WAS IT ... !!???".




" ... HE SAW IT ... ? AS A SIGN OF ...


... " D I S - LOYALTY " ... !!!


... HE SAYS THAT I'M ... ? S T I L L ... ?


... IN L O V E ... ? WITH YOU ... !!!! ".


" ...WELL ... ? A R E , YOU ... ?


... ARE YOU ... ? S T I L L ... ?


... IN LOVE ... ? WITH , " M E "... ?????!!!".


... MOMENTARY SILENCE ... THEN ... ? A SCOWL ...



" ...IF I'M ... ? S T I L L ... ? IN LOVE ... ?


... WITH YOU ... ?


... WHAT AM I DOING SITTING ON ... " T H I S " ... ?


... SIDE OF THE TABLE ... ?


... AND YOU ' RE SITTING OVER ... " T H E R E " ... ?


... AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TABLE ... ????!!!!



... WE'RE N O T ... ? " D O I N G - I T " ... ?



... ARE WE ... ????!!! " .



" ... WELL ...? IT SEEEEMS TO ME ... ?


... THAT SOME - ONE AS "SHALLOW" ... ?


... AS OLE " RALPHIE - BOY " ... COMES OFF ... ?



... (AT LEAST ) , TO ... ? M E ... ???


... WAS ONLY LOOKING FOR ...


... SOME VERY , VERY CONVENIENT ... " E X C U S E " ... ?


... TO DUMP YOU , OVER ... !!!


... DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT HE WAS JUST ...


... A BIG OLE "MAMA 'S BOY " ... ?


... STILL LIVING WITH HIS MOMMY AND DADDY ... ?


... IN HIS PARENTS' HOUSE ...


... OUT IN THE SWAMPS OF SECAUCUS , NEW JERSEY ... ?


... SCARED SHIT - LESS OF THE BIG ... " C " - WORD ... ?


... AS IN ... ? " C O M M I T M E N T " ... !!!???



... AND HAD ALL THOSE ... ? " I S S U E S " ... ?


... ABOUT GETTING ... M A R R I E D ... !!!???


... FURTHER - MORE ... ?


... I SEEM TO REMEMBER ... ?


... THAT YOU PHONED ... ? " M E "... ?


... AFTER THE WORLD TRADE CENTER ATTACK ... ?


... ' CAUSE " RALPHIE - BOY " ... ?


... DIDN'T WANNA "HEAR" IT ... ?


... AND BACKED - OFF FROM "YOU" ... ?


... AFTER THE DISASTER ... ?


... ' CAUSE HE JUST COULDN'T "HANDLE" IT ... ?


... AND YOU WERE " BOO- HOO - HOO - ING " ... ?


... TO ... ? " M E " ... ???!!!


... ABOUT HOW THAT ... ? " THE WORLD'S ...


... LARGEST , MOST COMPREHENSIVE ...


... INSURANCE LIBRARY ... IN EXISTENCE "... ?


... HAD JUST BEEN DESTROYED ... ?


... IN A MATTER OF A FEW SECONDS ... ?


... BY A JET - FUEL FIRE - BALL ... !!!!


... AND ... ? THAT ALL YOUR PRECIOUS YEARS ...?


... OF INFORMATION COLLECTION , RESEARCH ,



... AND CATEGORIZATION ... ?


... WAS NOW ... ? G O N E ... !!! FOR - EVER ... !!!


... " IT'S ALL ... G O N E ... !!! G O N E ... !!!


... G O N E ... !!!".


... AND YOU ... ? WERE CRYING YOUR LITTLE EYES OUT ...


... ON M Y SHOULDER ... ?


... INSTEAD OF CRYING ON THAT SHALLOW LITTLE ...


... ASS - HOLE ... " RALPHIE'S" ... ?


... SHOULDER ... ????!!!


... ' CAUSE ... " RALPHIE " ... ?



... WAS NEVER AVAILABLE , THERE , "EMOTIONALLY" ... ?


... FOR "YOU" ... !!!?? ".



" ...I DON'T REMEMBER "THAT" ... !!!


... I D O REMEMBER PHONING YOU UP ...


... TO COME AND GET ME ... ?


... AND ... ?I D O REMEMBER ...


... THAT YOU TOOK A VERY LEISURELY ... ?


... T H R E E - H O U R ... SHOWER ... !!!


... F I R S T ... !!!!".



" ... WOMEN ... ?


... SEEM TO HAVE SUCH A LOVELY CONVENIENT MEMORY ...


... WHEN IT SUITS ...


... THEM ... !!!



... IF ONLY , I HAD SAVED THOSE TAPES ...


... ON MY TELEPHONE ANSWERING MACHINE ...


... WHERE YOU POURED-OUT YOUR LITTLE ACHING ,



... MISERABLE HEART TO ... " M E " ...!!!


... N O T ... " R A L P H I E " ... !!!



... TEAR - FULLY RE - COUNTING THE "TRAGEDY" ...


... HOW MANY FRIENDS ...


... AND CO - WORKERS YOU HAD LOST ... !!!


... AND ABOUT HOW MEANING - LESS ...


... THE WORLD ... LIFE , IN GENERAL ...


... AND ... ? YOUR LIFE , IN THE PARTICULAR ,


... HAD BECOME ... !!!


... IN THE FACE OF SUCH ENORMITY OF HUMAN SUFFERING ,


... DEATH , AND DESTRUCTION ...!"



" ... I DON'T REMEMBER " A N Y " OF THAT ... !!!".


" ... NO ... YOU WOULDN'T ... !!!


... Y'KNOW ... ?


... YOU NEVER LET ME GET AWAY WITH ... ?


... H A L F THE " SHIT " ... ?


... YOU LET "RALPHIE" GET AWAY WITH ... !!!


... YEAH , AND I KNOW , " W E " ... WERE MARRIED ...


.... WHICH MAKES A L L THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD ...?


... TO ... ? " Y O U " ... !!!


... BUT IT'S THE SAME THING ...


... IN MY BOOK ... !!!


... AS "THEY" SAID ... BACK IN THE SEVENTIES ... ?


... A "PIECE OF PAPER" ... ?


... DOESN'T MAKE US MARRIED ...!!!


... A FIVE - AND - A - HALF YEAR RELATIONSHIP ... ?


... MAKES YOU MARRIED ... !!! AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED ...!


... AND IF YOU WOULDN'T LET " M E " ... ?


... GET AWAY WITH THAT SORTA S H I T ... ?


... YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LET "RALPHIE" ... PULL THAT "CRAP"


... ON YOU , EITHER ... !!!".
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" LOVE'S LABOURS LOST "ACT I SCENE i [Nov. 9th, 2006|05:26 pm]
[Tags|]
[Current Location |BAYSIDE , QUEENS]
[mood | amused]
[music |"TIME , TIME , TIME IS ON MY SIDE " / ROLLING STONES]

" ... I WANT YOU TO TAKE TWENTY DOLLARS ... ?


... GO TO THE " K - M A R T " ... ? IN PENN STATION ... ?


... BUY THE CHEAPEST TENNIS RACQUET YOU CAN FIND ...?


( ... IT OUGHTTA BE ABOUT FOURTEEN BUCKS ) ...


... BUY A CAN OF THREE NEW TENNIS BALLS ... ?


... THEN MEET ME AT TEN O ' CLOCK , TONIGHT ... ?


... AT THE MID - TOWN TENNIS CLUB ... !!!


... " Y O U " ... ? ARE GONNA BE MY N E W ... ? "TENNIS PARTNER " ... !!


... I JUST STARTED TAKING TENNIS LESSONS ... FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE ... !!!


... I NEED SOME - ONE TO PRACTICE WITH ... !!!


... I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND ANY - ONE ... ? WHO WANTS TO PLAY TENNIS WITH ME ... !!!!


... I EVEN CHECKED - OUT ... ? " C R A I G ' S - L I S T " ... ?


... LOOKING FOR TENNIS PARTNERS ... ?



... BUT ... ?


... EVERY - ONE OF THEM ... ? WHO POSTED ON " CRAIG'S LIST " ... ?


... SEEMED TO BE .... ?


... AN " EXPERT "


... THEY'RE LIKE ... " I'M A ..."3.5" !!! " ...


" I'M A ... " 4 " !!! " ...


" I'M A ... " 4.5 " !!!" ...


" I'M A ... " 5 " !!!" ...


... THESE GUYS ... ? WOULD ... "KILL" ME ... ON THE COURT ... !!!



... NO - ONE WANTS TO PLAY A ... " BEGINNER " ... ? LIKE ... ? M E ... !!!


... SO ... ? " T H A T ' S " ... ???!! WHY I GOTTA PLAY ... ? " Y O U " ... !!!!".




" ... I ' VE ... ? N E V E R PLAYED .... " TENNIS" ... ? IN MY LIFE ... !!!!



... I'VE ... ? N E V E R EVEN PICKED UP A TENNIS RACQUET .... ?


... IN MY ENTIRE LIFE ... !!!".


" ... THAT'S ... ? PER FECT ... !!!! THAT WAY ... ? EVEN I ... ?


... CAN EASILY BEAT YOU ... !!!".


" ...AND ... ? BESIDES ... ? HOW DO YOU ... K N O W ... ?


... THAT ALL THESE GUYS ... ?


... THESE POTENTIAL TENNIS PARTNERS ... ?


... ARE TELLING YOU ... ? THE TRUTH ... ? ABOUT THEIR TENNIS EXPERTISE ... ?


... LIKE GUYS LYING ABOUT THEIR ... " P E N I S " - SIZE ... ???!!!



" ... OH YEAH , "BABY" ... !!! I'M "PACKIN' " NINE - AND - A HALF INCHES ....


... OF " MAN - MEAT " ... !!!" ,


" ...OH , YEAH ... ???!! WELL I GOT ABOUT ... " T E N " ... INCHES ...


... RIDIN' IN MY CROTCH ... !!!",


... THEY A L L LIE ... !!!!".



... MAYBE ... ? THEY'RE JUST ... ? L Y I N G ... ABOUT THEIR ABILITY LEVEL ... ? ".



" ... I FIND IT VERY ... ? " THERAPEUTIC " ...!!!


... WHACKING A TENNIS - BALL WITH A RACQUET ... ?


... ALL I HAVE TO DO ... ? IS VISUALIZE ... ? THAT THE TENNIS BALL .. ?


... IS MY BOSS' H E A D ... !!!


... IT'S BETTER , AND CHEAPER THAN PAYING ... ? FOR A PSYCHO -THERAPIST ... !!!


... I CAN GET ALL OF MY AGGRESSION OUT ... THAT WAY ... !!!".




... WELL ... ? IT FIGURES ...


... "VALERIE" ... ? NEEDS TO HUMILATE SOME - ONE ... ANY -ONE ...


... EVEN IF THAT ... ? HAPPENS TO BE ... " M E " ... ???!!!!


... HER UN - EMPLOYED , UN - EMPLOY - ABLE , SHIFT - LESS , LAZY ,


... " N E ' E R - D O - W E L L " ... MIDDLE - AGED "SLACKER" ...


... OF AN " E X " - HUSBAND ... !!!


... AFTER SUFFERING THE SEEMINGLY END - LESS HUMILIATIONS ... ALL DAY LONG ...


... AT THE HANDS OF ...?


... DOMINANT AGGRESIVE BOSSES ...


... DOMINANT AGGRESIVE BOY - FRIENDS ....


... AND ... ? HER DOMINEERING , AGGRESSIVE M O T H E R ... !!!


( MY ... ? " E X " - MOTHER - IN - LAW ... !!!!).


" ...IF YOU BE ME TENNIS PARTNER , TONIGHT ... ?


... AND LET ME W I N ... ?


... I'LL PAY A L L YOUR BACK , UN - PAID MAINTANENCE BILLS ... ?


... AND THE LATE FEES ... ? ON YOUR CO - OP APPARTMENT FOR YOU ... !!!".


" ...AND A L L ... ? I HAVE TO DO ... ? IS ... ? L O S E ... ? ".


... IT WAS THE EASIEST FIFTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS ... ? I E V E R MADE ... !!!
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(no subject) [Nov. 6th, 2006|05:09 pm]
[Current Location |BAYSIDE]
[mood | annoyed]

" ... Y ' KNOW ... DOCTOR MCQUEEN ... ?


... HOW ... " T H E Y " ... ? SAY THAT THE AVERAGE MAN' S PENIS SIZE ... ?



... IS S I X - I N C H E S ... ???!!!


... WELL , QUITE FRANKLY ... ? DOCTOR MCQUEEN ... ? MOST MEN ... JUST SIMPLY ... ?


... DO NOT MEASURE - UP ... !!!


( ...YEAH ... I KNOW ... !!! "PICKY , PICKY , PICKY ... !!! DOCTOR MCQUEEN ... !!!).


... RECENTLY , I WAS " DOING - IT " ... ? WITH "B I G M I K E " ... ?


... I , VERY POLITELY , ASKED HIM IF I COULD MEASURE HIS ... " DICK - SIZE " ... !!!



... BECAUSE ... ? I SIMPLY HAD TO KNOW ... !!!


... SO I WHIPPED - OUT A RULER ... RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING ... ?


... AND ... ? IT TURNED OUT ... ?


... THAT ... ? "BIG MIKE " .... ?
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"DUMBO" [Oct. 4th, 2006|01:54 pm]
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[Current Location |DOWN UNDER THE MANHATTAN BRIDGE OVER - PASS]
[mood | amused]
[music |"SCARBOROUGH FAIRE"/SIMON AND GARFUNKLE]

" ... I MET - UP ... WITH ... " A N A "...


... AT HER NEWEST , LATEST REFUGE ... IN DUMBO ... BY THE EAST RIVER ...


... WHERE WE HAD ENGAGED IN OUR ... F I R S T ... SEXUAL ENCOUNTER ...!!!


... BACK IN DECEMBER ... OF ... 2 0 0 3 ...


... WE RE-HEARSED THE " L U C I F E R " PIECE ...


... FOR PERFORMANCE AT THE TRIBES GALLERY ...


... THE NEXT DAY ...


... AT THE ..." E I G H T - M I L L I O N - S T O R I E S " ... SERIES ...


... HOSTED BY ROXANNE HOFFMAN ...



... I GAVE HER AN OFFER ... ?


... SHE COULDN'T REFUSE ... !!!


" ... IT SEEMS ... ?


... AS THOUGH ... ?


... ROXANNE HOFFMAN ... ?


... ORIGINALLY ... ?


... LEFT ME ... OFF ... "THE BILL" ... ?


... FOR THE "GATHERING OF THE TRIBES" GALLERY ... FUND - RAISING BENEFIT ...


... AT THE NOTORIOUS ... " C O R N E L I A - S T R E E T CAFE ' " ...


... ON MONDAY EVENING , OCTOBER 9 TH ... ?


... HOSTED BY ... "CHAVISA WOODS" ... !!!!


... ME ... ? AND " ROXANNE HOFFMAN " ... ?


... HAD US A LITTLE ... ?


... " FACE - TO - FACE " ... MEETING ... ?


... AT THE POETRY OPEN - MIKE ...


... SHE CO - HOSTS ON SUNDAY AFTER-NOONS ... AT THE "BACK FENCE" ...


... ON BLEECKER ... AND THOMPSON STREET ... IN THE WEST VILLAGE ...


... WITH AGING VETERAN "BEAT" POETESS... BRIGID MURNIGHAN ...


... FIRST ...?


... I'M CON - FIRMED ... ?


... AS A READER FOR THE ... "EIGHT MILLION STORIES" SERIES ... THIS WEDNESDAY ...


... GOOD NEWS ... !!!


... SHE ALSO SEZ ... ?


... I'M A READER AT THE "CORNELIA STREET BENEFIT" ... FOR " TRIBES " ...



... NEXT MONDAY ...


... I ASKED HER ... ?


" ... HOW MANY MINUTES ... ? " T H R E E " ... ?",


... SHE ANSWERED ... ?


" ... OH ... ? E I G H T ... !!!!".



... WHICH GOT ME TO THINKING ... ?


... IF IT IS ... ? E I G H T MINUTES ... ?


... I B E T ... ? WE COULD DO THE "L U C I F E R " PIECE , THERE , TOOOOO ... !!!!


... ESPECIALLY ... ?


... IF WE CUT THE SONG ... " JUST A GIGOLO " / " I AIN'T GOT NO - BODY " ... ?


... FROM THE ACT ... !!!!


... WHATTAYA THINK ... ? ".


... W I T H - O U T HESITATION :


" ... I'LL DO IT ... !!!!



... AND IF I WANT TO SHOW MY ... " T I T S "... ???!!!!



... I ' LL ... S H O W ... MY ... " T I T S " ... !!!".


... APPLAUSE , APPLAUSE ... !!!


" ... AND I DIDN'T EVEN PERFORM , YET ... !!!".


... THOSE GUYS ... ? THAT BANNED US ... ? FROM THE CAFE'... ?


... BACK IN FEBRUARY OF 2 0 0 4 ... ?


... WILL BE THERE ... !!!


... ANGELO VERGA ... THE CURATOR ...


... AND ROBIN HIRSCH ... THE MANAGER/ARCHIVIST ... !!!


" ... OH ... ? AND UN - FORTUNATELY , " A N A " ...?


... I'M ... A L L ... OUT OF MONEY ... !!!


... I CAN'T PAY YOU FOR THIS PROPOSED GIG ... ? THAT WE'RE DOING MONDAY ...


... AT CORNELIA STREET ... ?


... BUT I COULD O W E ... ? IT TO YOU ... ? ".


" ... I WILL DO " I T " ... ?


... FOR ... " N O T H I N G " ... !!! ".


... " T H A T ' S " MY GIRL ... !!!


... I COULD FINALLY SEE THE OLD " F I R E " ... IN HER EYES , HER FACE ...


... HER S O U L ... AND HEAR THE EXCITEMENT IN HER VOICE ... !!!


... I FELT THAT SAME EXCITEMENT ... YEARS AGO ...


... BACK AT " SAINT MARKS IN THE BOWERY " ... " THE BOWERY POETRY CLUB " ...


... THE "BROOKLYN LYCEUM " ... AND " CORNELIA STREET CAFE ' " ...


... BACK IN THE WINTER / SPRING OF 2 0 0 4 ...


... BACK WHEN WE WERE S T I L L LOVERS ... !!!


... THE " J U I C E S " WERE FLOWING THAT MONDAY EVENING ...


... IN THE WEST VILLAGE ...


... OF ALL PEOPLE ... ?


... " ROBIN HIRSCH " ... ? THE CAFE 'S PROPRIETOR ... ?


... WAS SITTING OUT - SIDE ... ON THE SIDE WALK ... ?


... AT A TABLE ... SIPPING A FINE FRENCH AGED MERLOT ...


... WITH HIS CRONIES ...


... " T H I S " ... ? IS GONNA BE G O O D ... !!!


... I'M WELL ON MY WAY TO A " S E C O N D " ...


... BANNING FROM THE CORNELIA STREET CAFE' ... !!!


... ROXANNE HOFMAN ... IS ALREADY DOWN - STAIRS ...


... I ASKED HER ... THE PREVIOUS WEDNESDAY ...


... AT THE " TRIBES GALLERY " ... OCTOBER EDITION OF ...


... " EIGHT MILLION STORIES " ...


... IF I COULD "RE - PRISE" ... ? THE " RUBY'S CAFE'" ...


... ON THE BOARDWALK OF ...


... "CONEY ISLAND , BROOKLYN , U . S . A . " ... PIECE ... ?


... AND SHE AGREED ... !!!


... CHAVISA WOODS ... THE HOSTESS ... ?


... IS ALSO DOWNSTAIRS ...?


... SO I ASK HER HOW MANY MINUTES ... ?


... I'M EN - TITLED TO ...


" ... EIGHT ... NINE ... DON'T GO TOOOO LONG ... !!!


... DON'T WORRY ... !!!


... "STEVEN DALACHINSKY" ... ? WILL GO ON FOR FIFTEEN , TWENTY MINUTES ... ???!!


... IF I DON'T STOP HIM ... !!! ".".


" ... OKAY , " A N A " ... WE'RE IN ... !!!".


... NOW ... ? WE'VE ALREADY CUT THE ...



... " I AIN'T GOT NO - BODY " ... HALF OF THE SONG ROUTINE ...



... FROM THE ... " JUST A GIGOLO " ... MEDLEY ... ?


... SO WE SHOULD ALREADY BE WELL UNDER TEN MINUTES ...


... THAT THE SKETCH ... USUALLY RUNS ...


... WE'RE PERFORMING ... IN THE SECOND HALF ...


... OF THE EVENING'S ENTERTAINMENT ... ?


... SO WE HAVE TO LISTEN TO DOWN - TOWN POET ...


... STEVEN DALICHINSKY ... ? DRONE - ON FOR HIS ...?


... NINE MINUTES ... AND MORE ... !!!


... CHAVISA ... ? HAS TO CHASE HIM OFF - STAGE ...


... OR HE'LL GO - ON FOR A HALF - HOUR ... !!!


... WHAT A STAGE - WHORE ... !!!!


... FINALLY ... ? IT'S OUR TURN ON STAGE ...


... " A N A " ... ?


... HAS A SHIT - LOAD OF PROPS WITH HER ...


... FOR THE DIALOGUE ...


... SO ... ? IT TAKES HER A COUPLE OF MINUTES ...


... TO SET - UP ... ON THE STAGE ...


... THEN I HEAR IT , FOR THE FIRST TIME ...


... FROM THE AUDIENCE ...


... " MURMERING "... " WHISPERING " ..


... "HECKLING" ... "CAT - CALLING" ...


... I IDENTIFY THE UN - MISTAKE - ABLE VOICE ...


... OF TIMES SQUARE POET ... EVE PACKER ... !!!


" ... THEY'RE TAKING ... TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LONG ... !!!


... SOME - BODY ELSE OUGHTTA READ ...


... WHILE THEY'RE STILL SETTING - UP ... !!!".


... PROPS WERE FINALLY ARRANGED ON STAGE ... ?


... AND WE STARTED ...


... A NEAR FLAW - LESS PERFORMANCE ... !!!


( ... A N A ... ? IS ALL - WAYS ... ?


... STILL , EVER ... THE CONSUMMATE PERFORMER !!!).


... ANTICIPATION ... ? RAN HIGH ... !!!


... ESPECIALLY AMOUNG .... ?


... THE STAFF MEMBERS OF THE CAFE ' ... !!!


... WHO CROWDED ... TENSELY ...


... IN THE REAR OF THE DOWN - STAIRS ...


... PERFORMANCE SPACE ... !!!


... WOULD ... ? A N A ... ? FLASH HER ... " T I T S " ...?


... AT THE AUDIENCE ... ?


... IN DEFIANCE OF THE PREVIOUS YEAR'S BANISHMENT ... ?


... BY ROBIN HIRSCH ... ?


( ...THE SELF - STYLED CHAMPION OF "FREE - SPEECH" ...?


... AND THE OPPONENT OF ALL FORMS OF CENSORSHIP... ??? !!!).


... FOR THE CRIME OF "INDECENT EXPOSURE" ... ??? !!!!


... IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF ... THE LATE GREAT , STAND - UP COMIC ... ?


... "LENNY BRUCE" ... ?


" ... IT SEEMS AS THOUGH ... ?


... I'M UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE TO COOL MY ACT ... ???? !!!".


... SO HERE GOES NUTHIN ' ... !!!


... IT'S THE B I G " PUNCH - LINE " OF THE SKETCH ...!!! " THE BIG FINISH "...


... THE " GRANDE FINALE' " ...


" ... HEY ... ???!!! "L U C I F E R " ... ???!!!


... "SHOW ME YOUR TITS !!!"... !!!".


... THE ... ? " M O M E N T - O F - T R U T H " ... !!!


( ... AND I GOTS MY POLAROID CAMERA READY ... AND FOCUSED FOR ACTION ... !!!!).


" ... S U R E ... !!!


... WHEN YOU GOT A ... " R A C K " ... LIKE MINE ... !!!???


... YOU DON'T MIND SHOWING THEM OFF ... !!!!



... I'M ... D A M N ... PROUD OF THEM ... !!! HERE ... !!!".


... AND WITH - OUT A MOMENT'S HESITATION ... ?


... " A N A " ... LIFTED UP HER LACY , BLACK , SEMI - SHEER HALTER - TOP ...


... AND FLASHED HER ... " T I T S " ... !!! AT THE ANTICIPATORY AUDIENCE ... !!!!


... PANTING FOR SOME SKIN EXPOSURE ... !!!


... THEY BROKE INTO A SPONTANEOUS APPLAUSE OF GRATITUDE ... !!!


( ... " A N A " ... ?


... THEN COVERED HER EX - POSED BREASTS WITH A ALUMINUM WIRE " DISH - RACK " ...


... FOR IRONY'S SAKE ... !!!).



... WE'RE BACK ... !!!


... ME ... AND A N A ... TOGETHER , AGAIN ... !!!


" ... THE CYLINDERS ARE CLICKIN' , MISTER ... !!! I CAN FEEL IT ... !!!".


... APPLAUSE !!! APPLAUSE !!! APPLAUSE !!!


... A THEATRICAL TRIUMPHANT CLIMAX ... !!!



... AND ... ? AFTER - WARDS ... ?


... AS WE'RE COLLECTING THE VARIOUS PROPS , ETC . , FROM OFF OF THE STAGE ... ?


... " E V E P A C K E R " ... ?


... APPROACHES US ... AT THE FIRST TABLE ... WHERE ME AND A N A ... ARE SEATED ...


... AND CONFRONTS US ... !!!


... BLOOD SPURTING FROM HER EYE - BALLS ... ?


... LIKE THE DEADLY , REPTILIAN ... BASILISK ... !!!


" ... " B I G - M I K E " ... !!!


... IF NO - BODY ELSE ... ?


... IS GONNA READ YOU ... ?


... " T H E - R I O T - A C T " ...???!!!


... I WILL ... !!! ".


... EVE PACKER ... ? THEN PROCEEDED TO RIP THE TWO OF US ... ?


... TWO NEW ASS - HOLES ... E A C H ... !!!


" ... Y'KNOW ... ? " B I G - M I K E "... ???!!!


... THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A "BENEFIT" ... !!!!


... A BENEFIT ... ? FOR ... ? "TRIBES" ... !!!


... A TEAM EFFORT ... !!!


... NO "INDIVIDUALS" ... !!!!


... NO "EGOS" ... !!!


... A TEAM EFFORT FOR " TRIBES "... !!!


... THE " TEAM " ... ? IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN A N Y INDIVIDUAL POET ... !!!!


... BUTT ... ? YOU'RE JUST ... N O T ... A TEAM - PLAYER , BIG MIKE ... !!!!


... AND YOU TOOK TOOOOOOO LONG ... !!!


... YOU WERE UP THERE ON STAGE ... ???!!!


... FOR ABOUT ... ? F I F T E E E N MINUTES ... !!! AT LEAST ... !!!


... WE WERE ... A L L ... TOLD ... AHEAD OF TIME ...


... ONE ... "THREE MINUTE PIECE" ... !!!!


... " T H R E E - M I N U T E S "... !!!! " B I G - M I K E " ... !!!


... AND ..? " Y O U " .. ???!! TOOK ABOUT A HALF - HOUR ... !!! ".



... A G A I N ... !!!!????


... WITH THIS ... " T E A M - W O R K " ... BULL - SHIT ... !!!!????


... LIKE "RICH WEST" ... AT THE THEATRE FOR THE NEW CITY ... BULL - SHIT ... !!!


... AND ME AND VALMOTE SPROUT ...


... GETTING BANNED FROM THE LOWER EAST SIDE FESTIVAL OF THE ARTS ... !!!!


... FOR PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF PARTIAL NUDITY ...


... OUT ON THE STAGE ON EAST TENTH STREET ...


... BACK ON MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND , 2 0 0 5 ... !!!


... " T E A M - W O R K " ... !!!??? I GOT THAT SAME SPEECH FROM RICH WEST ... !!!


... ARE WE ARTISTS ... ??? OR STARBUCKS EMPLOYEES ... ??? !!!


... A N A ... ? IS VAGUELY AMUSED ... SHE SMILES ... GRINNING FAINTLY...


... LIKE A BLEACH -BLONDE DUTCH CHESHIRE CAT ...


... THE DIVA ... ? AS ALL - WAYS ... ? ENIGMATIC AS THE GREAT SPHYNX OF GIZA ...


... BUT ... ? I CAN TELL ... ? EVEN UNDER THE MASK OF FAINT BEMUSEMENT ... ?


... SHE IS ... ? ABSOLUTELY ... PREPARED TO GO ON THE OFFENSIVE ... !!!


... I'M ... ? FOR JUST LETTING IT ... "SLIDE" ...


... YET , ANOTHER OFFENDED AUDIENCE MEMBER ...


... HOWEVER ... ? A N A ... ? THE CONSUMMATE PERFORMER ... WHO HAS JUST ... ?


... PUT ON ... ? STILL ONE MORE ... " DYN - O - MITE " ... PERFORMANCE ... ?


... IS ... ? N O T ... ABOUT TO LET THIS ... ?


... FIVE FOOT TALL SUN - DRIED OLD PLATINUM BLEACH - BLONDE SENIOR CITIZEN ... ?


... HAVE THE LAST WORD ON THE SUBJECT ... !!!


" ... SO .. ? IT'S ALL - BOUT TIME ... ? "THREE MINUTES" ... AND THIS ... ?


... " TEAM - WORK " ... ? THAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ... ?


... AND I THOUGHT ... ? IT WAS A L L ABOUT THE "WORK" ... THE "TIME" ....


... THAT THE PERFORMER PUT INTO THE PERFORMANCE ... ? THE ARTIST ... ?


... AND THE ARTISTRY ... ? THE CREATIVE PROCESS ... ? ".


" ... N O ... I T ' S ... N O T ... !!!


... IT'S A L L ABOUT NOT GOING OVER - TIME ... TEAM - WORK ... !!!!


... AND RESPECTING YOPUR FELLOW ARTISTS ... !!!! ".


" ... ROXANNE ... SAID EIGHT MINUTES ... SHE SAW THIS ACT LAST WEDNESDAY ...


... AT "TRIBES" ...


... I ASKED HER BACK HER , BACK THEN ... ? IF IT WAS ALL RIGHT TO PERFORM IT ...?


... HERE ... ? SHE SAID YES ... !!!


... SHE SAID , " ... ARE WE GOING TO SEE A REPRISE ... ? OF THIS LITTLE ACT ... ?


... NEXT MONDAY , AT TRIBES ... ? ",


... AND I SAID , YES ... !!!


... I EVEN ASKED "CHAVISA" ... ? BEFORE WE GOT UP THERE ... ?


... AND SHE SAID , " TAKE EIGHT OR NINE MINUTES , DON'T WORRY ...!!!" ,


" ... WELL ... ???!! " T H A T ' S " N O T WHAT I WAS TOLD ... !!!".


... AND THE DIMNUTIVE SCREECHING POETESS ... STAMPED HER FEET LIKE AN ANGRY OLD ...


... LADY " R U M P L E - S T I L T - S K I N " ...


... AND STORMED OUT OF THE DOWN - STAIRS PERFDORMANCE SPACE ... !!!


... "CHAVISA" ... WAS STILL HANGING OUT DOWN STAIRS ...


... I ASKED HER TO POSE FOR A POLAROID ...


" ...IF YOU GIVE ME ONE ... OF MY STOMACHE ... " .


" ... OKAY ... ".


( ...EVEN THOUGH ... " "CHABISA" ... ? IS A FEMALE TO MALE TRANSNGENDERIST ... ?


... WHO PRFERS TO BE CALLED .. " C H A Z " ... ?


... SHE STILL DISPLAYS VERY FEMININE BODY - IMAGE ISSUES ... EVEN TO THE EXYTREME


... POINT OF "SELF - MUTILATION" ... !!!


... WHICH SHE HAS READILY DISPLAYED ON - STAGE .. !!!


... AT THE "MISTER L E S PAGEANT " OCTOBER 2 0 0 4 ... !!!


... IN THE "TALENT" COMPETITION ... !!!


... CHAVISA THINKS HER BIG FAT GUT .... ?


... STICKS OUT TOO FAR ...


... AND IS EMBARRASSED BY HER BEER BELLY ... !!! ).


... CHAVISA , NEXT , LIFTED HER BLOUSE ... AND BLACK LACY BRA ...


... IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DINING ROOM ... OF THE CAFE ' ... ?


... EXPOSING HER MAMMARIES ...


... SHE THEN ALLOWED ME TO PHOTOGRAPH HER SIVER - RING PIERCED NIPPLES ... !!!


... SHE NICK - NAMES HER BREASTS ... " B E T T Y " ... AND ...


... " V E R O N I C A " ... !!! LEFT .... AND RIGHT ... !!!


... THE BAR - TENDERS / WAIT STAFF ... ?


... TRY TO CLEAR THE ROOM OF POETS ... FOR THE JAZZ ENSEMBLE ...


... WHICH IS TO FOLOW THE "TRIBES" BENEFIT POETRY READING ...


... THE DOUUBLE - BASSIST ( FE - MALE ) COMMENTS ... !!!


" ... WELL ... ? WE' RE TRYING TO CLEAR THE ROOOM ...


... BUT THE POETS ... AND P O R N O G R A H E R S ... ????!!!


... ARE STILL HERE .. !!! ".


... AND WEEKS LATER ... ?


... " A N A " ... ?


... HAD RETURNED TO HER NATIVE " AMSTERDAM " ...


... ONCE AGAIN ...?


... LEAVING ME ... ?


... ALONE , " BE - REFT " ... AND LONELY ...


... ONCE AGAIN ... !!!


... I RETURNED TO THE " SCENE OF THE CRIME " ...


... THE " CORNELIA STREET CAFE ' " ...


... IN THE WEST VILLAGE ...


... HOPING TO PERFORM AT THE WEEKLY ...


... " PINK - PONY : WEST " ...


... READING SERIES ...


... HOSTED BY LESBIAN POETESS ... " JACKIE SHEELER " ...


... I HEADED DOWN - STAIRS ...


... TO THE PERFORMANCE VENUE ...


... IN THE BASE - MENT ...


... " ARCHIVIST " ... ? " ROBIN HIRSCH " ... ?


... WAS PRINTING - UP ... ?


... THE EVENING'S ENTERTAINMENT MENU ... ?


... ON A DRY - MARKER BOARD ...


... WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY JOSTLED HIS ARM ...


... WHILE ENTERING THE BASE - MENT THEATRE ...


" ...OH , EXCUSE ME , SIR ... !!! " .


... I APOLOGIZED ...



" ...I DIDN'T MEAN TO ... ?


... " B O T H E R " ... YOU ... !!! ".


... THE " EMINENCE GRIS " ... ?


... TURNED TOWARDS ME ... ?


... HANDS ON HIPS ... ?


... IN FRUSTRATION ...


... AND IN HIS MOST FAY , BITCHY VOICE ANSWERED ...



" ... AND , HERE ...?


... I T H O U GH T ... ? IT WAS YOUR ... " J O B " ... !!!


... TO " B O T H E R " ... " M E " ... !!!??? " .


... " T O C H E ' " ... !!!! " .
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"SUR - REAL" [Sep. 30th, 2006|02:06 pm]
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[Current Location |CONEY ISLAND , USA]
[music |"ROCK,ROCK,ROCK-AWAY BEACH"/THE RAMONES]

"..." T H I S " ... ????!!!!


..." A L L " ... !!!!???


... LOOKS ... ? SO ... ? " S U R - R E A L "... !!!'


... THE SKY ... ? THE SEA ... ? THE SAND ... ?


... IT RE-MINDS ME SO MUCH ... ? OF ENGLAND ... !!!'


" ... BRIGHTON , ENGLAND ... ?"


" ... EXACTLY ... !!! "


" ... WELL , CONEY , ISLAND ... ?


... W A S ... DE-SIGNED AFTER THE SEA - SIDE RE-SORTS OF ENGLAND ... ?


... SUCH AS ... "BRIGHTON" ...


... A MIDDLE - CLASS ... "WORKING - CLASS" SPA ...


... AN ALTERNATIVE TO THE ARISTOCRATIC ... PATRICIAN ... RESORTS ...


... OF SAY ... ? " BADEN - BADEN "...


... OR " SAN TROPEZ " ... "BAD EMS " ... "


( ... SHE HAD ... ?


... FLED HER NATIVE HOLLAND ... TWENTY YEARS AGO ... ?


... ESCAPING ... ? AN ABUSIVE ... PHILANDERING HUSBAND ...


... TAKING HER " TWO BABIES " ... WITH HER ...


... AND SETTLING IN ENGLAND ...


... NOW ... ? TWO DECADES LATER ... ?


... ON SURF AVENUE ... AND STILLWELL AVENUE ...


... IN BROOKLYN , U . S . A . ...


... EMERGING FROM THE ORNATE , NEWLY - RE - NOVATED ...


... " F " IND LINE TERMINAL ... ?


... SHE WAS HAVING A ... ? " FLASH - BACK " ...


... TO HAPPIER , EARLIER ... DAYS ... ).


" ... I HAVE TO GO TO THE ... " LOO " ... "


( ... HOW VERY , VERY ... EUROPEAN ... !!!).


" ... " RUBY ' S "... ? ON THE BOARD - WALK ... ?


... SHOULD HAVE A ... " LADIES' ROOM " ... ".


" ... " RUBY ' S " ... ? " .


" ... YEAH ... !!! JUST ... ?



... LIKE IN THE " STORY " ... !!!!???


... " THE AFTER - PARTY ...


... FOR THE 2 0 0 6 MERMAID PARADE ... " !!! " .


" ... OH ... !!!


... YOU MEAN LIKE IN THE PERFORMANCE PIECE ... !!!


... " RUBY ' S " ... !!!


... I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND AT FIRST ... !!!


... " I T " ... ? A L L ... ?


... HAPPENED R I G H T ... HERE ... !!!


... OH SHIT ... !!! I DIDN'T MAKE THAT CONNECTION ...


... RIGHT AWAY ... !!!


... " T H I S " ... I S ... ?



... C O N E Y - I S L A N D ... !!!


... HOW ... ? " S U R - R E A L " ... !!! ' .


" ... L I F E ... ? IMITATES ... A R T ... !!!!???".



( ..." A N A " ... ?


... WAS ... ?


... THE " DA - DA / SURREALIST CABARET ...


... PERFORMANCE - ARTIST").



... THE SEA - SIDE RESORT ... ?


... WAS DESOLATE ... ABANDONNED ...


... IT WAS THE LAST DAY OF SEPTEMBER .... SUMMER ... ?


... IS OVER ...


... BARKERS ... ? BARK AT US ... TRYING ... ?


... ONE LAST TIME ...


... TO GET SOME SUCKER ... ? TO SHOOT B.B. GUNS ...


... AT A RIFLE -RANGE ...


... THERE ARE NO TAKERS ...


... THE BARTENDER ... ? AT "RUBY'S" ...


... ON THE BOARD WALK ... ?


... IS ... ?


... JUST NOW - PULLING DOWN ...


... THE CORRUGATED STEEL SHUTTER ...


... TO CLOSE UP THE BAR & GRILLE ... !!!


" ... LOOKS LIKE WE GOT HERE TOOO LATE ... !!!


... IT'S ALREADY , ALMOST SIX O'CLOCK ... !!!


... I GUESS ... ? WITH IT BEING THE "OFF - SEASON" ... ?


... THERE'S NO POINT IN KEEPIN' "THE PLACE" , OPEN ... ?


... AFTER SUN - DOWN ... !!!!


... WE ONLY GOT ABOUT AN HOUR ...


... OR SO OF LIGHT LEFT ... !!!


... WE'LL HAVE TO USE THE PUBLIC REST ROOMS ...


... AT THIS POINT ... ".



... THE NEW YORK CITY PARKS DEPT. FACILITIES ...


... ARE STILL OPEN ...


... IT'S ALREADY SUN - SET ... !!!


... AFTER SHE EMERGES ...


" ... OKAY ... ? LOOK ... ? SO THIS IS OUR PLAN ... ?


... "TECHNICALLY" SPEAKING ... ?


... AS YOU CAN SEE BY THAT SIGN ON THE RAILING ...


... OF THE BOARD - WALK THERE ... ?


... DOWN BY THE SAND ... ?


... THERE IS N O SWIMMING PERMITTED , NOW ... !!!


... AT THIS TIME ... !!!!


... THE SEASON ... ? HAS BEEN OVER ...


... FOR F O U R WEEKS ... !!! ALREADTY ... !!!


... SINCE THE LABOUR DAY WEEK END ... ?


... SO ... ? THERE ARE N O LIFE - GUARDS ON DUTY ... !!!


... AND IT C O U L D BE DANGEROUS TO GO SWIMMING ... !!!


... I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ... !!!!


... I'M GONNA DIE , SOON , ANY - WAY ... !!!


... SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO GO SWIMMING ... !!!


... IT AIN'T FUN ... ? IF IT AIN'T DANGEROUS ,


... R I G H T ... !!!???


... AS LONG AS WE STEERE CLEAR OF THOSE TWO ...


... ROCK - STREWN JETTIES ... ?


... THERE ... ? AND THERE ... ?


... WE SHOULD BE O - KAY ... !!!


... THERE'S NO - BODY ON THE BEACH RIGHT NOW ... ?


... SO ... ? NO - BODY ...


... IS GONNA SAY ANY - THING ... ?


... IF WE GO SWIMMING ... !!!


... NOW ...? WE GOTTA KEEP AN EYE OUT ... ?


... FOR THE POLICE ... !!!


... IT'S "OFF - SEASON" ... ?



... SO THERE ISN'T MUCH OF A ... ?


... "POLICE - PRESENCE" ... ? ON THE BOARD - WALK ... !!!!


... I CAN SEE ... TWO COPS ...


... AT THE OTHER END OF SURF AVENUE ...


... IN A POLICE ... "GOLF - CART" VEHICLE ... !!!


... SO WE JUST HEAD DOWN TO THE WATER ... ?


... RIP OUR CLOTHES OFF ... ?


... JUMP INTO THE SURF ... ? BEFORE ANY - ONE ... ?


... SAYS ANY - THING ... !!!


... IF THE COPS ... ? D O SAY SOME - THING ... ?


... WE PLAY ... ? " S T O O P I D " ...


( "... GEE , OFFICER ... ? I DIDN 'T KNOW ... !!").


... O K A Y ... ???!! " .


" ... OKAY ... !!! " .


... WE DASH DOWN TO THE SEA S WATER - LINE ...


... STRIP OFF OUR CLOTHES ...


... A N A ... ? PEELS DOWN TO HER BLACK THONG PANTY ...


( ... I TAKE POLAROIDS ... !!! ) .


... THE SUN ... ?


... HAS J U S T DIPPED BELOW THE HORIZON LINE ...


... IT IS TWI - LIGHT ...


... A BEAUTIFUL COBALT - BLUE SKY ...


... OVER CONEY ISLAND ...


... A N A ... ? JUMPED IN ... TOP - LESS ...


... I FOLLOWED ...


... DRESSED ONLY IN MY CHARCOAL - GREY HANES MENS ...


... BIKINI - BRIEF ...


... THE WATER ... ? WAS ... ?


... F U C K I N G ... FREEEEEEEEEEEZINGGGGGGGGGGGGG !!!


... BUT TOLERABLE ... !!!


... YOU GOT USED TO IT , AFTER A WHILE ...


... THE COLD SEA BREEZE ... ? WAS A LITTLE "STIFF" ...


... AND "FRIGID" ... ?


... BUT NOT TOO BAD ... ? AS LONG AS YOU STAYED UNDER ...


... THE COMPARATIVELY ... LUKE - WARM SEA - WATER ...


... IT W A S ... ? THE L A S T DAY OF SEPTEMBER ... !!!


... WE SCISSOR - KICKED OUT ... ?


... AS FAR AS THE END OF THE ROCK - STREWN JETTY ...


... THAT FRAMED THE BEACH ... AT ITS TIPS ...


... I EVEN SWAM OUT INTO THE WAVES ... ?


... TOTING MY POLAROID CAMERA OVER MY HEAD ...


... ABOVE THE BREAKERS ... ?


... TO PHOTOGRAPH ... ? A N A ... TREADING WATER ...


... OUT IN THE SURF ... !!!


... I CAUGHT A SHOT OF A N A ... ?


... DASHING OUT OF THE WAVES ... ? UP ON THE SAND ...


... RUNNING TOWARD THE WORLD - FAMOUS ...


... " C Y C L O N E " ... ROLLER COASTER ...


... OF CONEY ISLAND ...


... ON WEST 1 0 T H STREET ... AND SURF AVENUE ...


... ALL ABANDONNED ... FOR THE WINTER ... !!!


... A SHOT OF ... ? " THE END OF SUMMER " ...


... AFTERWARDS ... ? WE DRESSED ...


... AND HEADED FOR ... " NATHAN 'S FAMOUS " ...


... ON STILLWELL ... AND WEST 1 6 T H ...


... CHILI - CHEESE DOGS ... CHEESE FRIES ...


... AND COKES ...


... LATER ... ?


... RETURNING ON THE I N D " F " TRAIN ...?


... I SHOWED A N A ... ?


... CLASSIC BLACK AND WHITE PHOTOS ...


... INSTALLED AT THE CONEY ISLAND / STILLWELL AVENUE STOP,


... CIRCA ... 1 9 3 9


... SUMMER ... AND ONE MILLION BATHERS ...


... ON THE BEACH ... ?


" ... DO YOU SEE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE ,


... A N A ... ? ".


" ... N O O O O ... ? " .


" ... N O T - O N E - B L A C K - F A C E ... ?


... I N - T H E - C R O W D !!!! ".


... CONEY ISLAND ... ?


... IN 1 9 3 9 ... ?


... WAS A ... " RESTRICTED " BEACH ... !!!


... " W H I T E S - O N L Y " ... !!!".



" ... IN THIS DAY ... ? AN AGE ... ?


... I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT ... !!! ".


( ... STRANGELY ... ?


... EXCEPT FOR HER FIRST EX - HUSBAND .... ?


" ... THE FATHER OF MY BABIES " ( TWO ... NOW ... TWENTY - SOME - THING SONS )


... I WAS THE ONLY OTHER ... ? W H I T E BOY FRIEND ... ?


... " A N A " ... ? EVER HAD ... !!!


... HER TYPICAL SEX - PARTNERS .... ?


.. WERE TWENTY - SOMETHING "RASTA - MANS " ... !!!!).
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"BAND - SHELL" [Sep. 25th, 2006|02:17 pm]
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[Current Location |NIRVANA]
[mood | amused]
[music |"JUST A GIGOLO"/ LUIS PRIMA]

" ... WOULD IT ALL BE FOR NAUGHT ... ?


... WOULD THE ANTICIPATION ...?


... BE GREATER THAN THE EXECUTION ... ?


... WOULD THE HYPE ... ?


... OVER - SHADOW ... ? THE EVENT ... ?


... I HAD A LEGITIMATE " A N X I E T Y - A T T A C K " ...


... THE SATURDAY NIGHT , BEFORE THE FEATURE ...


... AT THE NAUMBERG BAND - SHELL ... WITH ...


... A N A M O N T A N A ...


... NERVOUSLY RODE - OUT TO GRAND ARMY PLAZA ...


... ON THE # 2 EXPRESS ( THAT WASN'T RUNNING EXPRESS !!! )...



... DIDN'T WANT MY PERFORMANCE PARTNER ... TO BE LATE ...


... OVER - BURDENED WITH PROPS ... AND /OR COSTUMES ...


... OR ... ?


... JUST ... ? SLIP THROUGH MY FINGERS ... !!!



... EVERY - THING SET ... ?


... WE HIT THE ROAD ... FOR CENTRAL PARK ... AND THE NAUMBERG BAND - SHELL ...


... SOME SORTA QUASI - UNITED - NATIONS - SPONSORED ...


... WORLD - PEACE - RIGHT - WING - EVANGELICAL - RALLY ... ?


... IS GOING ON AT THE MALL ... IN FRONT OF THE BAND - SHELL ...


... FREE TIBET ... TAIPEI , TAIWAN ... REPUBLIC OF CHINA ...


... REPUBLIC OF SOUTH KOREA ...

... THE SO - CALLED "CAPTIVE - NATIONS" ...


... UNDER GOD - LESS COMMUNIST THRALL - DOM ...


... BORN - AGAIN CHRISTIANS ... SING POP-SONGS FOR THE MASSES ...


... BLESSING OF THE FLAGS ...


... MANY FOLDING CHAIRS ... FOR THE ASSES OF THE MASSES ... ARE WHISKED -AWAY ...


... BY THE TRUCK - LOAD ...


... AT 5 : 3 0 P M ...


... BEFORE THE "POETIC LICENSE" ... EVENT IS SCHEDULED ... TO BEGIN ...


... AT 6 : 0 0 P. M. ... !!!


... ALONG WITH ALLL THEIR ... HIGH - TECH AMPS ... P . A . S ...


... AND MICROPHONES ... !!!



... ANGELA PELUSO ... THE SHOW'S PRODUCER ... IS ALREADY THERE ...


... SITTING ON A PARK - BENCH ... ON THE MALL ...


... ALONG WITH HER "ROADIE" ... AND HER 4 0 DOUBLE D D ...


... SILICONE BREAST IMPLANTS ... !!!


... CHAIN - SMOKING INCESSANTLY ... LIKE A N A ...



... IT'S GONNA BE A "LIGHT" DAY ... FOR POETS ...


... POET ... " PETER KERNS " ... A CO - FEATURE AT THE EVENT ... ?


... HAS ALREADY DROPPED OUT ...


... STATING THAT HE WAS ... N E V E R ... GOING TO WRITE , READ ... OR RECITE


... POETRY ... EVER AGAIN ... !!! ( HE IS A SCULPTOR ... BY TRADE ... !!! ) .


... ROXANNE HOFFMAN ... ? IS ... ? ... " I L L "...


... FRANK SIMONE ... DID SHOW UP ...


... EVIE IVEY ... SHOWED UP ... HAD TO GO ON FIRST ...


... DUE TO HER "TOOTH - ACHE" ... HER POOR VISION ...


... AND THE PARK'S IMPENDING DARKNESS ... AND LEAVE ... EARLY ... ?


... IN THE COMPANY OF HOME-LESS POET/ "FREE-TIBET" ADVOCATE/ ASS-HOLE ....


... TOM WEISS ...!!!???


( ... WHO ... ? THANK-FULLY ... !!!! DID ... N O T ...


... READ IN THE OPEN - MIKE ... !!!).


... THE ANTICIPATION ... ? IS KILLING ME ... !!!


... A N A ... ? READS ...


... WE DO A QUICK RUN - THROUGH ... OF THE SCRIPT ...


... A HURRIED , LAST - MINUTE ...


... MINI - RE- HEARSAL ...


... A N A ... ? INCLUDES THE SCENES ... ?


... WHERE SHE EXPOSES HER - SELF ... FLASHING HER .. T I T S ...


... AT ME ... AND MY POLAROID CAMERA ... !!!!


... A N A ... ? YANKS DOWN THE TOP OF HER BLACK , LACY , NYLON BRA ...


... BARING HER ROSY - RED NIPPLES ...


... AND PETITE , PERKY BREASTS ...



... RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CENTRAL PARK MALL ... AS WE GO - OVER LINES ,


... TOGETHER ... !!!


... I TOOK AS MANY POLAROIDS ... AS I WAS ABLE ...


... AND ... ?


... " T H I S " ... ?


... MORE THAN ANY - THING ELSE ... ?


... SIGNIFIED ... ? THAT OUR RELATIONSHIP ... ?


... A N A ... ? AND ... ? M E ... ?


... HAD CHANGED ... ONCE A - GAIN ...


... FOR ... ? T W O - W H O L E - F U C K I N ' - Y E A R S ... ???


... SHE HAD DENIED ... M E ... ?


... " A U T H O R I Z A T I O N " ... TO TAKE PICTURES OF HER ... NUDE ...!!!!


... WHILE .. ?


... SHE ...? H A D ... ALLOWED ... THAT LITTLE "POSEUR" ... GEORGE C. ... ?


... THAT HONORED PRIVILEGE ... !!!!



... " V A L E R I E "... ? MY ... F I R S T ... E X - WIFE ... ?


... HAD PULLED THE S A M E ...


... " B U L L - S H I T " ... ON ... M E ... ?


... MANY YEARS EARLIER ... ? ( 1 9 9 7 )... !!!


... WHEN SHE DECIDED TO FINALLY ... ?


... D I V O R CE ... M E ... !!!


... THE ... F I R S T ... THING THEM BROADS "DO" ... ?


... IS TO DENY YOU ... ? THE RIGHT TO SEE THEM ... N A - K E D ... !!!


... EVER AGAIN ... !!!


... DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOU'VE SEEN THEM ... N U D E ... ???


... A M I L L L I O N TIMES ... !!!???


... THEY START COVERING - UP ...? AND CHANGING IN THE BATH - ROOM ..!!!


... AS IN ... ?



..." Y O U - A I N ' T ...


... N E V E R - G O N N A - S E E ... ?


... T HI S ... ? B O D Y ... A G A I N ...


... S U C K E R ...!!!".


... I M A Y NOT BE ... ? F U C K I N' HER , ANY - MORE ...?


... BUT A N A ... ? RESTORED MY NUDITY ... RIGHTS ... !!!


( ... A N A ... ?


... PORTRAYING MY ONE-TIME LIVE-IN ...


... STAND-UP - COMIC GIRL-FRIEND JANET ... ?


... IN THE SCRIPT ...


... DESIGNATED THE ROLE ... ?


... BY DONNING A JAPANESE FLORAL PRINT BATH - ROBE ...


... WRAPPING IT TIGHTLY ABOUT HER TORSO ...


... SYMBOLICALLY ...?


... COVERING UP HER BODY WITH IT ...


... AGAIN ... ? DE-LINEATING THE ...


... "YOU'LL N E V E R SEE " T H I S " BODY ...


... ANY-MORE ...". E X - LOVER STANCE ... !!!).



... AS I WAS CLICKING AWAY ... ON MY POLAROID ...


... THE HOSTESS/PRODUCER ... CAME OVER TO OUR IM PROM TU


... "PHOTO - SHOOT" ... TO TALK ...


" ... WOULD YOU LIKE TO POSE ...?".


... ANGELA ... GOOD-NATUREDLY POSED FOR A COUPLE ...


... OF "RUN-OF-THE-MILL" ..."CHEESE-CAKE" SHOTS...


... KEEPING HER FLIMSY TUILLE BLOUSE ON ...


... JUTTING HER BOSOM OUT ... LIKE THE PROW OF AN ...


... EIGHTEENTH CENTURY "MAN O' WAR" ...


... FOUR-MASTED ... SAILING SHIP ...


... OF "THE LINE " ...!!!


" ... ANY - THING ... ? ELSE ... ? ".


" ... LATER ... ".


... SHE EVEN POSED ... " BUST - TO - BUST "...


... WITH ... " A N A M O N T A N A " ... !!!



... IT WAS ALREADY SUN - SET ... TWI - LIGHT ...


... APPROACHING ...


... WHEN THE EVENT STARTED ...


... THE COPS ... AND PARK - RANGERS ...


... HAD RUN-OFF ... THE DRUMMERS ...


... WITH THEIR PERCUSSION INSTRUMENTS ... CONGAS ...


... AND COPEIRA DANCERS ... AND BRASS - BAND ...


... WITH HORN SECTION ...


... FORCING THEM OVER BY THE VOLLEY - BALL COURTS ...


... BY THE SHEEP MEADOW ... ACROSS THE MALL ...


... THEIR BASS - BEATS ... ?


... CONTINUED TO IN-FUSE ... AND COMPETE WITH ...


... THE VOICES OF THE POETS ...


... FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT ... !!!


... CRAZY , ANNOYING ... "CHIHUAHUA-ON-ACID" ...


... POET/FITNESS GURU ... HARRY LICHTENSTEIN ...


... OPENED ...


... WITH HIS SIGNATURE PIECE ... " PERSPECTIVES "...


... THAT HE (ANNOYINGLY !!!!) ... RECITES ...


... FROM MEMORY ... AT E V E R Y SINGLE OPEN - MIKE ...


... HE READS AT ... !!!


... AND ... ?


... AS AN EXTRA ADDED BONUS ... ?


... READS A POEM ... WHICH WAS PUBLISHED IN ... ?


... THE HUNTER COLLEGE LITERARY MAGAZINE ...


... IN 1 9 7 2 ... !!!!


... WHICH HE WROTE IN 1 9 7 0 ... !!!!


... THEN ... ?


... HAS THE A U D A C I T Y ... !!???


... TO ASK IF HE CAN "TRADE" ... ?


... HIS " N E W " BOOK OF PUBLISHED POEMS ... ?


... FOR " M Y " BOOK ... ?


... " S I B L I N G / R I V A L R Y " ... !!!????


... AINT GONNA HAPPEN ... !!!!


" ... MAYBE N E X T - T I M E ... !!!".



" ... I'LL BRING MY BOOK TO THE BACK FENCE ,



... NEXT SUNDAY ... !!!".



... " D U D E " ... ?



... THE CHEF ... FROM " SERENDIPITY III " ...


... ON THE UPPER EAST SIDE ... ?


... WHO LIVES IN MY CO - OP BUILDING , OUT IN ...


... BAYSIDE , QUEENS ...


... WAS IN THE AUDIENCE ...


... ANGELA ... KEEPS "BUMPING" US ... FURTHER ,


... AND FURTHER .... DOWN THE LIST ....


... "CECIL" ... DOES A MEDLEY ...


... OF DIANA ROSS KARAOKE' TUNES ...


... ANGELA , HERSELF ... READS MAYA ANJALOU 'S ....


... " STILL I RISE " ... (YAWN !!!).


... SUN - SET ... GIVES WAY TO ... SUN - DOWN ...


... AFTER - GLOW OF DAY ...


... FINALLY ... ? TWI - LIGHT ...


... CENTRAL PARK'S MALL ... IN SEPTEMBER ...


... IS MOST BEAUTIFUL ... AT THIS TIME OF DAY ...


... EVEN ... ? ORDINARILY ... BLITZED ... AND STONED ...


... ANGELA ... IS IM-PRESSED ...


" ... LOOKS LIKE A HUGE ... "FISH - BOWL " FROM HERE ... ".


... IT DID ...


... THE THREE - FOUR STORY HIGH ...


... CURVED NAUMBERG BAND-SHELL...


... THE NEAR - BY MALL ...


... BARELY ILLUMINATED BY REFLECTED LIGHT ...


... THE PERFECT ROUND COPSE OF THE SURROUNDING ...


... SYCAMORE TREES ... STILL IN - LEAF ...


... LATE SUMMER / EARLY AUGUST ...ARCHING - OVER ...


... EN-CIRCLING THE PRO- SCENIUM ...


... IT DID LOOK LIKE A GIANT FISH - BOWL ...


... AND THE POETS ... ?


... MERE LIZARDS ... ?


... IN GOD'S TERRARIUM ...


... S U R - REALITY ... RULES ...


... THE MOON RISES ...


... ANGELA INTRO - DUCES OUR ACT ... BY ...


... RECITING JACK KEROUAC ' S POEM ... "MOON"...


... WE'RE UP ... AT LAST ...


... DOZENS OF "PROPS" NEED TO BE SET - UP ...


... SOME OF WHICH ... ?


... I'VE N E V E R SEEN , BEFORE ... !!!


... AND HERE GOES ...


... EVERY - THING ... ? IN ANTICIPATION OF THIS ONE MOMENT ...


... A TWO YEAR EXILE ... IN THE WASTE - lAND OF PERFORMANCE ART / POETRY ...


... COMES TO AN END ... NOW ...


... I BEGIN :


" ... " R U B Y ' S ...


... THE AFTER - PARTY ... FOR THE 2 0 0 6 ...


... MERMAID PARADE ...CONEY ISLAND ,


... BROOKLYN , U . S . A . ...


... ON THE BOARD - WALK ... AND STILLWELL AVENUE ...


... DRUNKEN REVELLERS .... CELEBRATE ...


... BY GETTING EVEN DRUMKER ...


... MERMAIDS DANCE ON TABLE - TOPS ...


... SINGING ALONG ... TO ... THE MUSIC OF ...


... ELTON JOHN ... JOHNNY CASH ... FRANK SINATRA .... AND BILLY JOEL ...



... ME ... ? AND MY GIRL - FRIEND ...


... "MISS CARMEN MIRANDA" ... JUST CHILLIN' ...


... BASKING IN THE AFTER - GLOW ... OF ANOTHER YEAR'S


... JOB ... ? WELL - DONE ... ?


... WHEN ... " L U C I F E R " ... ???!!!


... MAKES HER GRAND EN-TRANCE ...


... IN THE COMPANY OF HER LATEST GOTH GIRL - FRIEND ...


" ... HEY , B I G - M I K E " ... !!!".


... SHE HONESTLY SEEMS GLAD TO SEE ME ... !!!



... NOT LIKE L A S T TIME ... AT THE ...


... TERRIBLE TOY FAIR ... AT C B G B ' S ... !!!


... WHEN ... ? " L U C I F E R " ... ?


... TRIDED TO CONNECT ... ?


... WITH SEVERAL ROUND-HOUSE KARATE ' KICKS ... TO MY HEAD ...!!!


... WEARING HER BLACK COMBAT BOOTS ... !!!


... AFTER ACCUSING ME ... ?


... OF HITTING -ON HER ... E X - GIRL - FRIEND ...?


... SARAH ... !!!


( ...I WAS ONLY TRYING TO GET SARAH ... ?


... TO POSE ... " T O P - L E S S " ...


... FOR MY POLAROID CAMERA .... !!!).


" ... GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM , ME ... !!!


... BIG MIKE ... !!!


... AND STOP HITTING - ON MY GIRL - FRIEND ... !!!


... LAST TME I SAW YOU ... ?


... YOU TRIED TO F U C K ... MY LITTLE SISTER ... !!!!


... GET THE ... F U C K ....AWAY FROM ME ... !!!


... AND STOP HITTING - ON MY " CUP - CAKE " ... !!! ".


( ... A VERY , VERY REGRET - ABLE INCIDENT ...


... IN-VOLVING " L U C I F E R 'S " ... ?


... EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE SIXTEEN - YEAR - OLD ...


... YOUNGER SISTER .... !!!!


... I WAS ONLY TRYING TO GET HER EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE ...


... SIXTEEN - YEAR - OLD YOUNGER SISTER ... ?


... TO POSE ... " T O P - L E S S " ... ?


... FOR MY POLAROID CAMERA ... !!!



... " L U C I F E R " ... LASHED - OUT AT ME ...


... DRUNKENLY SWINGING HER FISTS AT A POINT IN THE AIR ...


... SIX INCHES IN FRONT OF MY FACE ... !!!!


" ... GET THE ... F U C K ... AWAY FROM ME ... !!!! BIG - MIKE ... !!!!


... I'M WARNING Y O U .... FOR THE L A S T TIME ... ".


... " DISCRETION " ... ?


... BEING THE BETTER PART OF ... " VALOUR " ... ?


... AND BEING A ... "GENTLEMAN " ...(HAR!HAR!HAR!)...


... AND ... ? N O T ... WANTING TO HIT A ... "GIRL" ... (HAR!HAR!HAR!)...


... I BEAT ... A HASTY RETREAT ...


... YIELDING THE BATTLE - FIELD ...


... TO THE ..." FAIRER SEX " ... (HAR!HAR!HAR!)...


... THE "EVENT" ... ?


... HAD BEEN CARE - FULLY ... "STAGED" ... ?


... MEANT FOR ... ? "PUBLIC CONSUMPTION" ...


... " L U C I F E R "... ?


... WAS ... ? " SHOWING - OFF "...


... FOR HER ... E X - GIRL-FRIEND ... "SARAH" ...


... DEMONSTRATING ... ? FOR ... " ALL PRESENT " ... ?


... THAT SHE HAD ... ONCE , AGAIN ... "SWITCHED SIDES" ... ?


... AND ... ? WAS NOW ... ? "BATTING ... FOR THE "OTHER" TEAM " ... !!!


" ... SEEEEEEE ....? EVERY - BODY ... ?


... I'M A " L - E - S - B - I - A - N " ... NOW ... !!!!


... A "SISTER OF SAPPHO "...


... A "BULL - DAGGER " ... !!!!


... A " BULL - DYKE " ...


... A " DIESEL - DYKE " ...


... A "DYKE ON A BIKE "... !!!!


... I HATE ... A L L ... MEN ... IN GENERAL ... ?


... AND ... ? " B I G - M I K E "...? IN PARTICULAR ... !!!".


... DURING FRIDAY'S RE-HEARSAL ... AT HER FRIEND ... ?


... MICHELLE'S PLACE ... GRAND ARMY PLAZA , PARK SLOPE,


... BROOKLYN ... ?


... A N A ... ?


... HAD INSISTED ON CHANGING THE REFERENCE ... ?


... FROM ... "FAUX-MAUX"... ?


... TO CARMEN MIRANDA ...


... SHE ENTERS STAGE LEFT ... DRESSED AS ...


... " L U C I F E R "... !!!!


... SHE HAD ALSO INSISTED UPON CHANGING THE " NOM DE PLUME " ... ?


... OF THE CENTRAL CHARACTER'S NAME ... ?


... FROM ... " B E T T Y " ... BACK TO THE ORIGINAL ...


... " L U C I F E R "... !!!


... A N A ... ?


... WAS A "DEAD" - RINGER FOR ..." L U C I F E R "... !!!


... EVEN EMILIO ... ?


... THE VIDEO - GRAPHER ...


... FROM MANHATTAN NEIGHBORHOOD NET WORK ...


... AND TRIBES GALLERY ...


... WHO H A D BEEN THE VIDEO -GRAPHER AT THE DE- FUNCT ...


... LEGENDARY PUNK - ROCK PALACE ... THE MUDD CLUB ...


... IN THE SEVENTIES ... ?


... COMMENTED UPON HOW "AUTHENTIC" A N A ... LOOKED ...


... AS " L U C I F E R " ... !!!


... THE HARD - CORE PUNK - ROCKER ... !!!!


... A N A ... WORE BLACK OVERALL /SHORTS ...


... LIKE BAVARIAN LEDERHOSEN ...


... MY OLD , SCUFFED BLACK COMBAT -STYLE ...


... TIMBERLAND BOOTS ...


... AND AN OLD BLACK FEDORA ... PERFECT ... !!!


... THE BASS ... AND THE BRASS ... FROM THE ...?


... DRUMMERS ' CIRCLE ... CONTINUED TO REVERBERATE IN


... THE BAND - SHELL ... UTILIZING THE STRUCTURE'S ...


... NATURAL ACOUSTICS ...


... THE SINGLE MICROPHONE ... SINGLE AMP ...


... CONTINUED TO "FEED - BACK" ... ?


... BUT THE TWO OF US ... BRAVELY ...


... PLUGGED AWAY ... AT THE SCRIPT ... !!!!


... A N A ... ?


... PORTRAYING ... "MISS CARMEN MIRANDA" ... ?


... HUNG A DRESS ABOUT HER NECK ...


... AND PERCHED A FRUIT BASCKET ... ON HER HEAD ...


... AND VAGUELY ATTEMPTED A SPANISH - AMERICAN ACCENT ...


... SHE HELD UP A PAPIER - MACHE ' ...


... HALLOWEEN DECORATION BLACK CAT ... ?


... AND A PAIR OF SCISSORS ... ?


... TO REPRESENT THE TERM ... ?


... "SHAVED - PUSSY" ... !!!!


... AND A DISPENSER BOTTLE OF "MURPHY'S OIL SOAP" ... ?


... FOR A "BRAZILIAN WAX" ... !!!


... SHE BOUGHT A PLUSH STUFFED "BULL - DOG" ...


... FROM THE PARK SLOPE ... "SALVATION ARMY " THRIFT - STORE ...


... AND A PIRATE'S PLASTIC CUT - LASS ... ?


... TO REPRESENT A ... " B U L L - D A G G E R " ...!!!!


... THEN LASHED OUT AT ME ... WITH THE CUT - LASS ...


... ATTEMPTING ... A MEDICALLY - UN- APPROVED CASTRATION ...


... WITH - OUT THE BENEFIT ... OF ANAESTHESIA ... !!!!


... PERHAPS ...?


... A N A ... ?


... IS ... IN - DEED ... ?


... A CREATIVE - ARTIST ... G E N I U S ... ???!!!


... AFTER ALL ... ?


... SHE D I D ... ? GO TO THE SORBONNE ... IN PARIS ... ?


... YOU KNOW ... ?


... AFTER OUR DIALOGUE ... ?


... I FINISHED - UP MY TWENTY / THIRTY MINUTE FEATURE ...


... RECITING A COUPLE OF MORE PERFORMANCE POEMS ...



... REFERENCING ... ?


... A CERTAIN ... ?


... " BORN - AGAIN " CHRISTIAN HEAVY - METAL GOTH ROCKER - CHICK ... !!!!


" ... IF YOUR BLESS - ED LITTLE ... ? " A N A " ... ?


... SHOWED - UP IN NEW YORK ... ?


... AND SAID THAT SHE WANTED YOU BACK ... ?


... WOULD YOU LEAVE ... ? " M E " ... ???!!


... AND GO RUNNING BACK TO THAT ... THAT ... ?


... DUTCH P R O S T I T U T E ... ??? !!!!".


" ... NO OF COURSE , NOT , " D E A R '... !!!! " .


" ... YOU'RE A LIAR ... !!!! ".


" ...YOU CALLIN' ME ... ? A L I A R ... ???!!!!".


... SHE WAS RIGHT ... OF COURSE ... !!!


... I DID GO RUNNING RIGHT BACK TO THAT LITTLE DUTCH WHORE ....



... THAT I SO DEEPLY LOVED ....



... THAT I WILL ALL - WAYS LOVE , ' TIL I DIE ... !!!


... LATER ... ? OUT IN PARK SLOPE .... THE FLAT BUSH AVENUE EXTENSION ...


... WE ATE AT THE LAST OPEN LUNCHEONETTE ... RUN BY ARABS ...


... SOME CRAZY , DRUNKEN HOME - LESS BLACK , CRACK - HEAD APPROACHED US ...


... HE SAID A N A ... ? LOOKED JUST LIKE " MARLENA DIETRICH " ... ?


... AND I ... ? LOOKED JUST LIKE ... " STEPHEN KING " ... !!!".


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